Shego > Recent Status Updates

“What’s it like having sex with him?!”

LMAOOOOOO

EWWWW

AHHHHHH

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

HEY WHY WOULD YOU CREATE A CREATURE LIKE THIS, MF?!!

“A black cloud with a shitty attitude.”

Put that on my tombstone.

The enemies are about to be enemying even more after that. Muahahahaha!

“He’s the slipperiest bastard alive…”

Girl, that’s about to be your MFin’ mannnnn.

Hey why the fuck do I get scary ass ghost voices after a a hot make out scene? Just dump ice water on me… damn.

AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING GUYS!?

Was the dedication cringe inducing? Yes.

Was it enough to deter my nosy ass? Of fucking course not.

Sin is INSANE, and chaotic and my favorite. 😩😂

“Be gone, mind warts!”

“Oh he’s got the devil dust in him… it’s going to take more than a few strikes!”

Leon is pissing me TF off but La Sita is making up for it! 😂😂😂

“…Okay, I won’t have any revenge threesomes.”

I fucking love Seth. 😂😂😂

Leon’s stupid ass needs his own series.

Not him on acid during a fucking battle. 😩😂

Damn can these demons just die already? It’s been book on book of these MFs being awful and almost halfway through the last one, I’m still dealing with a fucking tiny dicked dragon who reminds me of the president elect, and his fucking ghoul of a wife who’s a creepy ass shadow bitch.

Well, now their baby can say “fuck.” At least Seth is helping him grow his vocabulary. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Seth babysitting making them more scared than the fucking literal battle they’re fighting when they find out is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

“And they would rue the day they used unlicensed sex toys with my face on them…” I have fucking tears!

“HELP!” The veil forcing him in the room? 😩😂😂😂

“Did you just summon your mother in law to watch your friends fucking?!” 😂😂😂

“IT’S NOT LICENSED!”

The dragon dick vibrator flying through his father in law’s ass?! 😂😂😂😂

Finding a sex toy modeled after his dick, and narrowly dodging semen?! 😂😂😂😂

He’s fucking dead and haunting his best friends while they get ready to fuck against his will is killing me. He’s more upset about this than being fucking dead. 😩😩😩😩

Darius not realizing he’s a ghost third wheeling during foreplay while they don’t know is killing me. 😂😩

What the fuck even is this book?!

Not “I’ll kill you, you ass whistling monster,” “why is there a whistling ass in that pile of rocks,” and “ass flavored air.”

“HIS ASS WHISTLED IN MY MOUTH!”

Cackling because the rest of the fucking book is traumatizing me. Give me a book with just Leon, Seth, and Geraldine.

Not Lionel trying to arrest anyone proving he’s got a dragonfly dick. 😩😩😩

“Braving the sea of my pubes.”

FUCKING BYE. 😩😂

I really have to block out the neighing and stamping when they’re not Pegasuses. JFC. 😩😂😂😂

Seth terrorizing Orion just by calling him his “moon friend” is fucking taking me OUT! 😂😂😂

Also a little earlier… forgot some of these MFs bedazzled their dicks, so I’m picturing one of them naked after getting shoved to the ground and then remember a few pages later they bling them out. 😂😂😂😂

Geraldine is the best character in this series. IDGAF.

A pointy boobied suit of armor on a woman capable of turning into a fucking Cerberus who says weird curse words and is mean to rich boys? Geraldine Grus, the woman that you are. 😭💖

Not this MF thinking he’s best suited to rule the land when he’s literally following bread crumbs and about to end up in one of those fucking boxes on a stick with a string to catch someone with. MORON.

Jokes about Lionel’s dick being a dragon fly dick instead of a dragon dick are taking me out. 😂😂😂

I said “Oh Lionel’s Trump. And we’re all the students tweeting about our asshole leader.”