Shego > Recent Status Updates

“I’ve fought hags more appealing than you.” Jarek, I’ve missed you, you fucking asshole.

I completely forgot about this body snatching bag of shit… 😬😑😭

Kitchen tongs as a weapon? Honestly, relatable. 😂😂😂

“…a man to take up arms against you…” 😭😭😂😂😂 GOALS!

Honestly, watching her rip him a new asshole after being a pompous and smug little shit is so satisfying.

Yes, grovel, fuck your drawer full of Oscars, you fluffy haired prick.

Hey what the fuck? If my Great multiplied like ten times grandma came back wanting to kill me, I guess I’d have to get revenge on that hag for not ending the bloodline in the first place. You gave me mental illness and think I’m the one who should be ended?!

Does the main character ever quit being a genuinely unlikable and prejudiced fucker?

First of all, this girl is always fucking crying. If you don’t stop tearing up. 🙄

And furthermore, this is just proof that privileged people who are sheltered and not around anyone different ever are absolutely fucking mediocre. She gets side eyed by oppressed people and she’s like “oh, they are bad!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️IF YOU DON’T GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT!

Why is this mean MF so fucking funny?! 😂😂😂

“It’s not our fault if we are born ignorant, but it is our fault if we die that way.”

SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOP, BITCH! 👏🏼

“Then get a dog, bitch.”

I know that’s fucking right! 🤌🏼✨

WHAT?!

WHAT?

FUCKING WHAT?!

This part makes me want to take notes because I have no idea what the fuck is being said. At first it frustrated me, then I realized that’s exactly how the MC feels and how children that were forced into residential schools felt, too. Incredible writing on the author’s part.

“Big girl?!”

FUCK YEAH EDDIE! HIT HIM AGAIN!

Oh, FUCK NO!

Strangled to death by her corset? And these men were fucking DOCTORS?

BRB GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM!

Sorry, but, BREAST IMPLANTS ON A FUCKING DOG?!

So female dogs aren’t even safe from these MFs?! 😭😭😭😭

Narrator: “Convicted for killing her husband…” *dun dun dun*
Me: “I NEED TO HEAR THE REST OF THREE STORY BEFORE I LET YOU CONDEMN HER!”

I am nothing if not, a girl’s girl, okay?! 💅🏼

Ew! Kill this guy off already!

Why is she always crying or fighting back tears?!

Oh, fuck YOU, and hating on people who like coffee sweet, you pretentious fuck.

Something about people calling their significant others “baby” makes me irrationally angry. 😭😂

Oh, fucking EW, I’m taking a star off for this bullshit ass scene alone.

Oh what the fuck? Not this fucking guy again.

Ew, I don’t like how Waylon is pressuring her. No means no, bitch.

Girl, no. Don’t go back! 😭😭😭

This old MF didn’t deserve a peaceful death.

Where in the fortified fuck did this come from?

Oh, holy shit. 😭

I knew this booger eater was gonna be a fucking problem.

Me, thinking this would be a beach read, and being sorely mistaken: 😭😭😭😭

Oh no, I know this is where it’s going. 😭