Shego > Recent Status Updates

“Ugh! What is that?!” First of all, BITCH, it’s ME!

I’d have fought that fever off to whoop his ass. 😭😂

“If you promise not to bite me again…” MY GIRL LIZZIE MAKES NO PROMISES!

Not “blackmail him” while talking in her sleep! 😂😂😭😭

Katrin is a girl after my own heart. 💀💀💀

I still don’t trust Skedi’s shifty ass…

Girl, if you don’t just quit assuming! Don’t piss me off.

“Lore was very, very good at being annoying.”

Bitch, me fucking too.

What in the name of Invasion of the Body Snatchers bullshit is this?!

God I love Bastian. Not calling her out for breaking her silent treatment after he was complaining about it.

You beautiful idiot, you. 😂

When I tell you I’m on my knees for the Sun Prince. 😭😭😭

Once again KA Tucker has me crying.

Once again, Diana is a shitty fucking friend.

As someone who was almost killed by an emu who got out of its pen, at ten, I get it, Calla. I fucking get it.

Sidenote: I threw my shoes at that dinosaur, ten year old me was so scared but so brave. I love that little girl.

Oh, I’m about to bawl…

As someone from a family of farmers and hunters who loved to lie about what meat was I got a flashback from this.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FEED HER, JONAH!

Two seconds later… I found out and that man would be dead dead.

Diana is a shitty fucking friend.

Her dad has cancer and she’s worried about her taking pictures for their instagram? Girl, fuck you.

“I cut off a plane crash survivor’s hair while he was sleeping off his injuries.” 😂😂😂

A girl after my own heart! QUEEN! 👑

The way I’d have got back on that plane and not looked back. You got me fucked up, you deadbeat. You and your blond yeti of an employee.

Not “his webbed toes plumped.” 😭😭😭😭

STOP REMINDING ME OF HIS GILLS AND WEBBED FINGERS AND TOES!

I, too, refer to stealing as “liberating.” LMFAOOO Shady, shady, shady!

Something about this uncle is giving me rancid vibes… 🤨

Summer calling it her “monster” when it’s her fucking treacherous vagina is killing me. 😭😂

“The monster forcing me to want Dilys.” GIRL! 😭😭😂😂

SHE IS CAPABLE OF WIELDING AN ARMY OF SEXY MERMAN?

This woman is now my god. If you want to join my cult worshipping her, let me know.

Never mind, women can handle it on their fucking own.

I apologize my fellow girls, I forgot we are fierce beasts capable of destroying bad men.

THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO FLAY THIS WOMAN BEATER ALIVE! PEEL HIS SKIN LIKE A GRAPE!

Girl, he worked magic on you? BFFR.

He’s seven feet tall, with tattoos, dark hair, and beautiful bronze skin. You just have a pulse and eyes.

YOU AIN’T SLICK, SUMMER! I’ve met sandpaper smoother than you!

Sirens manipulating big ass mer boys who think they’re invincible? 🧜‍♂️ FUCKING BET! Teach me your ways, evil lady, you are now my god. 🙇‍♀️

Girl, if I saw seven foot men with tanned skin, tattoos, and long hair walking around practically naked, I’d fold like a lawn chair, too. 🤤

IT ISN’T SUMMER’S FAULT! ANYONE WITH A PULSE WOULD, OKAY?! Being a girl is hard!

A matriarchy? FUCK YES! LET’S FUCKING GO!

“Ice wolf, my ass.”

I know, right when you think it’s gotten worse, you realize it’s about to get WORSER!” 😭😭😭