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Hold on.

Orchestrating kicking out the other girls, plotting on Kendra, calling her a liar about an event she wasn’t at, and then calling Kendra entitled while painting herself as the victim when she was in the same situation? At this point, I’m reading this to compare it to Kendra’s book.

“And much ditzier.” I’m sure Kendra loves this glowing description.

Are we sure you’re not also one of the mean girls?!

“We quickly realized she was a pathological liar…”

Why is this funny?

We get it, Holly, you’re not a hooker. 😒

I understand this is her perspective but I think there’s a lack of self awareness by the author. You’re not the sole victim here. And calling them “the mean girls” doesn’t cement that they’re mean, humans are nuanced.

The word you’re looking for Holly is “pimp.” Vicky was a pimp.

“Full blown hooker”

Holly… in a way, you too, are a sex worker. I understand you’re trying to tell a story about a traumatic time in your life, but tone down shitting on other women. Jesus.

Ooh, I like that she’s aware that Hef is the problem and created this whole catty ass environment.

Some of Holly’s commentary also seems whorephobic, but I can also see why she didn’t like the other girlfriends.

So far, I like the writing. I’m not sure if it’s because it’s actually good, or it’s to spite all the bullshit whorephobic reviews.

Honestly, those people can get absolutely fucked.

I BEG YOUR MOST ROYAL OF FUCKING PARDONS?

Annnnd they’re having sex again. Team, how are we going to get anything done?!

If you two could control your libidos for a second. You’re about to fight a god. I get it, you’re both hot, but calm TF down.

“The kind of freedom I long for, doesn’t exist.” 😭

“Over his right breast.” I’m sure he loves you describing his pectoral muscle as a breast. 😂😂😂

I’m going to be honest, I’ve been obsessed since chapter one when I learned this girl had a murder plot. Is it wrong? Maybe. Do I care about being right? No, I love her.

Two Things:

1.) This narrator switching between three accents has me in awe. I can barely keep the one I’ve had my whole life straight.

2.) This princess IS NOT stealthy at all for pulling a freaky Friday. You want to tell this man after less than 24 hours, and now you’re at a busy bar full of people from your home country? BFFR.

“If you’ll have me.” In a Scottish accent? I’d fold easier than a chair!

Were kidnappers usually this nice? 😂😂😂

Oh hell yes, a royal body swap. I do love a prince and there pauper retelling!

FINALLY OUT OF EMAIL FORMAT!

Chapter fucking FOUR and it’s still just emails? Kill me bow.

I’m reading this to complete the full Improbable Meet Cute series, but I’m already annoyed. I hate email and text inserts in books. Is this nonsensical? Yes. Do I care? No.

I, too, would fall in love with this disembodied voice, Rosie.

Her sister left her to get a spa treatment while she’s locked in?! I’d be an only child after that.

Not a true crime podcast while this poor girl is locked in the tank BUTT ASS NAKED! 😭😵‍💫

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Oh hell yes, I love a deathbed murder confessional when the person had it coming!

Also, grandma saying dick guillotine? 10/10

Dick ✍🏼 guillotine ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼

“I think I’d prefer the murderer.” Girl, when it comes to my ex, hard fucking same.

Delicate hide of human? I am fucking sorry, what?!

I’ve never thought I’d say it, but WHO CARES ABOUT THE ROMANCE?! THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS HAPPENING!

…and while I’m at it, really Joanna? A fucking blond, Gemini man who’s already betrayed your trust?! 😑