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Ooh this plot twist just pissed me TF off

Oh, this motherfucker…

I love it so far.

Especially how funny Nhika is. Obviously it’s nuanced because she has to hide her heritage, and is actively hunted living in poverty. However the commentary is hilarious. So, they expect me to steal? I WAS about to steal but that’s not the point. They expect me to hurt them? I did threaten to hurt them irrevocably, but once again that’s not the point. I love her! 😂

This MF is admitting to wanting to do cannibalism?!

Seriously, fuck Amber.

HOW DID I NEVER MAKE THIS CONNECTION?!

Maddie is the best friend everyone needs. 😭😭😭

Emma’s mom reminds me of my dad, and 😒😭

“Sometimes your traumas are the reason you know how to help.” 😭😭😭

Thank you, Abby for helping me see my trauma in a new and better light.

“I knew they loved me. Girl, are you sure?” 😵‍💫

If I hear “this was my fault” or “I had done this” one more fucking time…

GIRL ALMOST ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE AWFUL

Girl, I love you, but stop blaming yourself for everything. JFC. 😒

Our girl has to fight her boyfriend to get a divorce?!

“What are you?”
“The monster under your bed.”

🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK YES, MIKA! 🙌🏼🤌🏼✨

“I recommend we murder him.”
“I second that.”

I knew the murderous eight year old would agree. 😂

I love a third act breakup because it means a third act love declaration

Finding out her ex and her nannies exploited her when they found out she was a witch. 😭

Pistols at dawn with an eight year old 😭😂

Not the baby dressing up for a funeral and threatening murder. 😭😂

I take it back, how did I rate this five stars when two idiots are fighting over a woman? Especially because neither is in a relationship with her, and only one has been on one date with her.

I’ve read this book and can’t remember a thing from it, but I can see why I liked it. Cute, short, and cozy with a cool plot so far.

Oh, it’s playboy and not misogynistic and whorephobic rhetoric society pushes?

Hugh Hefner was glorified as a Casanova and all of the girls at the mansion, in magazines, the Playboy Bunnies were vilified. JFC Holly.

Right when I think maybe I’ve wrong and she’s grown, Holly hits me with another “I’m not like other girls even though I’ve done the same shit as those girls…”

Hef sending letters to get the last word at his large age is hilarious but pathetic.

Why the fuck is the bodyguard being rude to her? How evil is this MF to you that his staff is comfortable being mean to you, too?!

Holly, 🗣️🗣️🗣️ get out!

“Two faced manipulators”

Holly… you admitted Hef was manipulative AF, loved drama, and manufactured a lot of the tension in the house, is it possible that he manipulated these women into acting that way?

I just think this book would come across better if she’d offer the playmates the same grace she affords herself.

Why am I not surprised this magician is a fame seeking, and lecherous douchebag?

A-bus-ive.

Enter Crystal Harris, annnnd Holly calls her plain.

The one thing that made Holly insecure. But yes, she’s innocent. And it’s not lost on me all these women were victims, however once again Jesus H Christ.

Mary, you are aligned with misogyny and I hate you.