Shego > Recent Status Updates

Good for her dad for punching him honestly.

Ew, not him calling her sister a bitch. Gross.

STOP CALLING YOUR DICK CHARLIE!

Oh for fuck’s sake Dr Dickhead…

AND FURTHERMORE, HE NAMED HIS DICK CHARLIE?!

Oh my god, just fucking love one another! JFC!

“You into golden showers?”

BITCH WHAT?!

Who cares if he saved you from anaphylaxis, Kareena?! WHOOP HIS ASS AGAIN!

“In his britches he was stiff and aching?”

BROTHER EUGHHHH 🤮

Ahhh, I do so love reading about two trash people torment one another instead of working through issues like adults. 🥰🥰🥰

FUCK YES, PEGGY! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

And you, too, Lisette and Ginny! 😭😭😭

Not the pigs. 😭

Lisette has now grown on me. 😭

I love that they’re becoming friends.

Lisette is actually tolerable. 😭😂

Bobby coming through!

Can Ginny catch a fucking break?!

Seriously fuck that scrawny legged, mouth breathing, weasel faced little bitch.

Fuck her little sister. EW!

“How can I help you heal?”

OMFG BRB while I sob. I love this and am going to start asking this.

Omg this is so good already.

Normally I’m a fantasy girly, but I do love a good inclusive and intersectional feminist book. Sonya is a genius. 🤌🏼✨

THE PLOT IS TWISTING MORE THAN A BACKROAD!

“Oh god, the lock picker is violent…”

YOU MEAN ICONIC?!

I know this is YA, but I am INVESTED! 😂

“I was a big believer in personal brownies, but I was also a big believer in chocolate.” Bitch, same.

Did he just… smell his fingers?! 😭😭😂😂

What the fuck do you mean we’re supposed to find this man WITH WOLF LEGS AND EARS SEXY!?

Brother, EUGH.

These two are pissing me TF off. Y’all are in love but don’t have the stones to TALK to each other?

How TF are you a queen but being bullied by your fucking mother? AND, why do the duke and a lord feel so comfortable telling you and your sniveling husband what you will do, and ordering your assassin around?

Let us pray I never come into power, because MFs like this will be thrown into a pillory. IN GREAT HASTE!

The way the king and queen are being bossed around is cracking me TF up.

First of all, Queen Charlotte would light their asses uppppp!

Secondly don’t ever let me get power or money, because I’d figure out a way to smite these MFs with my mind.

The queen having a harlot of her own? Girl boss.

This MF is about to damn a kingdom for dick she’s never had.

GIRL, STAND UP! DON’T PISS ME OFF!