“Don’t hypothetically shove stuff up my butt again,” said Gideon, “it never does any good.”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“The man who'd put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn't look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“This calls for rigor, Nav.’
‘Maybe rigor…mortis,’ said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically.”
― Gideon the Ninth
‘Maybe rigor…mortis,’ said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically.”
― Gideon the Ninth
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