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“The lie that abortion is murder is right-wing propaganda designed to demonize Democrats. Abortion is legal all over the world because a fetus without a cerebral cortex cannot think or feel before the 27th week. According to the CDC almost all abortions happen before the 13th week.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

tags: abortion, abortion-quotes, abortion-rights, pro-choice, pro-choice-quotes, prochoice, twitter-quotes, twitter-size-quotes, womens-rights

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“Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldn't be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

tags: billionaire, billionaire-romance, erotic-romance, erotica, fifty-shades-of-grey-humor, rape-culture, trailer-park, wealth

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“My eyes go from green to fifty shades of gray,
They do vary, eye to eye, over the sky, it's true.
And you can always count on them being gay,
Even though it turns out they are actually blue!”
― Ana Claudia Antunes, A-Z of Happiness: Tips for Living and Breaking Through the Chain that Separates You from Getting That Dream Job

tags: blue-eyes, brightness, eyes, fifty-shades-of-grey-humor, gay, happiness, lightness-high-spirit, mood, soul

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“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

tags: author-quotes, authors-on-writing, fifty-shades, fifty-shades-freed, fifty-shades-of-grey, fifty-shades-of-grey-humor, funny-but-true, good-books, writers-on-writing, writing-tips

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“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
― Oliver Markus