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“Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.”
― Natural Born Charmer
"Thanks. You look almost straight.”
― Natural Born Charmer
“Thanks to April,” she whispered, “you have the wedding you’ve dreamed about ever since you were a little girl.”
Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.”
― Natural Born Charmer
Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.”
― Natural Born Charmer
“If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself!”
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“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
― Wealth of Words
― Wealth of Words
“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!”
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“Soon, those barbarians will realize they chose the wrong place to try to play God.”
― 文豪ストレイドッグス 55Minutes [Bungō Stray Dogs 55 Minutes]
― 文豪ストレイドッグス 55Minutes [Bungō Stray Dogs 55 Minutes]
“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.”
― Bridget and Joan's Diary
― Bridget and Joan's Diary
“Shut it, right there, or I’ll give you a hole that won’t shut.” He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer.”
― Unreconstructed
― Unreconstructed
“You want some?” Cha0s said as he turned toward Eliot. “Come and get it!”
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?” said Parker. “Is there some kind of script they’re supposed to follow when they get to this point? Or does the raging testosterone just shut down their higher brain functions?”
― The Con Job
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?” said Parker. “Is there some kind of script they’re supposed to follow when they get to this point? Or does the raging testosterone just shut down their higher brain functions?”
― The Con Job
“An effective one line philosopher offers deep, funny or relatable soundbites that start the conversation, not end it.”
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“I’m held together by caffeine, emotional repression, and maybe one functioning sock.”
― Of Chasing Raindrops
― Of Chasing Raindrops
“Take your pick: privilege, nepotism and strategic real estate choices.”
― Of Chasing Raindrops
― Of Chasing Raindrops
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