Bridget and Joan's Diary Quotes

“Bridget's fiancé keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the place where he spent his happiest moments - but Bridget wasn't keen no having ash all over her duvet.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget -
I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.

Joan -
I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary