Accountant Quotes

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Liane Moriarty
“It wasn't her dream job, but she did quite enjoy the satisfaction of transforming a messy pile of paperwork into neat rows of figures.”
Liane Moriarty, Big Little Lies

Northrop Frye
“Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.”
Northrop Frye

Drew  Hayes
“Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.”
Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Sorin Suciu
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.”
Sorin Suciu, The Scriptlings

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

Drew  Hayes
“You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.”
Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Seth Dickinson
“I am Baru Cormorant,” she protested, “accountant.”
Seth Dickinson, The Traitor Baru Cormorant

Laura  Oliva
“Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that.”
Laura Oliva, Season Of The Witch

Laura  Oliva
“Have I ever told you you're like some kind of occult superhero? Georgia Clare: bookkeeper by day, badass biker witch by night. Seriously, you should put that on your business cards.”
Laura Oliva, A World Apart

“If you do the sums, you will never figure out life.”
Anthony T.Hincks

“An accountant is someone who attempts to value the present. An actuary is someone who attempts to value the future.”
SOA Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice