BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN Quotes

“I love hot showers. Sometimes I even wash myself.”
― Glen Nesbitt, DELETE2

“I'm not great at solving puzzles or riddles. Especially those riddles where you have to ride boats back and forth with foxes, geese, and sacks of grain. The fox would eat everything and I would starve.”
― Glen Nesbitt, DELETE2

“This is no ordinary flashback; it's a surreal journey into the past with my entire body involved. It is a fleshback.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“I am no religious scholar, but there is no mention of Dr. Slinks in the holy texts.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“On accident, I stuff a pill bug into his mouth.
To this day, he refuses to eat food with raisins.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“I am the mediocre architect of my afterlife.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“Here, books are just silverfish food.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“Sometimes they only played half the movie. The bottom half.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“There’s always room for Jello,” my mom laughs. “Yeah, in the trash can.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“Nine-year-old me dressed as a homeless person, but I had a badge, fake mustache, and aviators. I was HoboCop, naturally.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“Her last name escapes me, but that does not keep me from wondering if she will change it when we marry.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“I tried talking to her, but after a year of German, she only knows I have a big, red pencil and I would like more potato salad please.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“My grandma administering the Heimlich is her at her most affectionate.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“Who knew being dead would be so exhausting?”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“He looks old, but sharp and tan. His bushy eyebrows but moisturized skin make him seem both ancient and modern, like an accountant for a Miami nightclub.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“The room is a hundred shades of white. The enormous desk is the color of sand dollar beer foam with a plush cotton eggshell chair behind it. To its side, a tall shaving cream topped Swiss coffee lamp with a mozzarella sour cream lampshade. Official certificates the color of chalky whitecaps in limestone glacier
frames hang on the frosted beluga whale wall. The wall is covered with rice powder cloud bookcases, full of books the color of moonstone jasmine, opal daffodil, quartz daisy, and polar bear hibiscus. The books are being tended by a man with his back to me, dressed in a milky, baking soda suit in seagull bone shoes, riding a rolling ladder the color of marshmallow tofu glue.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“My Halloween costume was so bad that people opened their doors and took candy from me.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2

“[My Halloween costume] was so that people opened their doors and took candy from me.”
― GLEN NESBITT, DELETE2