BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN Quotes

“I love hot showers. Sometimes I even wash myself.”
― Glen Nesbitt, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“I'm not great at solving puzzles or riddles. Especially those riddles where you have to ride boats back and forth with foxes, geese, and sacks of grain. The fox would eat everything and I would starve.”
― Glen Nesbitt, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“This is no ordinary flashback; it's a surreal journey into the past with my entire body involved. It is a fleshback.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“I am no religious scholar, but there is no mention of Dr. Slinks in the holy texts.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“On accident, I stuff a pill bug into his mouth.
To this day, he refuses to eat food with raisins.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“I am the mediocre architect of my afterlife.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“Here, books are just silverfish food.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“Sometimes they only played half the movie. The bottom half.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“There’s always room for Jello,” my mom laughs. “Yeah, in the trash can.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“Nine-year-old me dressed as a homeless person, but I had a badge, fake mustache, and aviators. I was HoboCop, naturally.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“Her last name escapes me, but that does not keep me from wondering if she will change it when we marry.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“I tried talking to her, but after a year of German, she only knows I have a big, red pencil and I would like more potato salad please.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“My grandma administering the Heimlich is her at her most affectionate.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“Who knew being dead would be so exhausting?”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“He looks old, but sharp and tan. His bushy eyebrows but moisturized skin make him seem both ancient and modern, like an accountant for a Miami nightclub.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“The room is a hundred shades of white. The enormous desk is the color of sand dollar beer foam with a plush cotton eggshell chair behind it. To its side, a tall shaving cream topped Swiss coffee lamp with a mozzarella sour cream lampshade. Official certificates the color of chalky whitecaps in limestone glacier
frames hang on the frosted beluga whale wall. The wall is covered with rice powder cloud bookcases, full of books the color of moonstone jasmine, opal daffodil, quartz daisy, and polar bear hibiscus. The books are being tended by a man with his back to me, dressed in a milky, baking soda suit in seagull bone shoes, riding a rolling ladder the color of marshmallow tofu glue.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“My Halloween costume was so bad that people opened their doors and took candy from me.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“[My Halloween costume] was so that people opened their doors and took candy from me.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN