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#1

“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying. "Strip grocery shopping? If it is, I have to tell you I've got on 16 pairs of underwear, so you're going to lose big-time--”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

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#2

“I look at her and ask, flat out, "What's up?" Girl talk, of course, for, Back off my man, biotch.”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

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#3

“The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why doesn't anyone pay attention to details anymore? Would it be so hard to add a simple line like, BTW, Maddy, 3 pounds of brains per week is plenty?
Seriously, am I the first new zombie ever to ask?”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

tags: brains, zombies

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#4

“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

tags: brains, zombies

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#5

“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen, three dozen chicks right now to go with me." Maddy: "Well then," I guess you better start stocking up on corsages.”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

tags: humor, maddy, stamp

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#6

“Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone.”
― Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

tags: romance, vampires, werewolves, ya, young-adult-fiction, zombies

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#7

“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the vampire hunter ties a vampire chick to the shower and tortures her by turning on the water. They can‟t stand water, even if it‟s not holy water.”
― Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

tags: gym-class, vampires, young-adult-novels

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#8

“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
― Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

tags: paranormal, romance-funny, romantic, ushers, vampires, werewolves, young-adult, zombies

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#9

“Just try it,” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently.
And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened before!
Then: Is he just doing that because he thinks Wyatt is interested?
And, finally, this: Who the hell cares?!”
― Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

tags: paranormal-romance, vampire-romance, young-adult-fiction, zombies

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#10

“He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean Devlin shows up and rains on our private parade, I snort and ask, "Good book?"
I forget I'm pretending to be sitting behind my two-thousand-ninety-eight-page Highlights of Modern Chemistry book, so he snorts back. "Better than yours.”
― Rusty Fischer, Becca Bloom and the Drumsticks of Doom: A Heavy Metal Love Story

tags: demons, ghouls, heavy-metal, paranormal-romance, romance, romantic-comedy, young-adult-novels

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#11

“If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave Dirt . . . then I'm definitely meeting him!
She stares at me awkwardly, and I'm about to ask again—maybe even insist—when she says, "Honey, why do you think he's on the news? Wormwood, I mean . . . your father? Becca, he's . . . dead.”
― Rusty Fischer, Becca Bloom and the Drumsticks of Doom: A Heavy Metal Love Story

tags: demons, ghouls, heavy-metal, rock-and-roll, romance, romance-novel, young-adult-romance

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#12

“Some sample lyrics I think I catch: "My engine races up to seventh gear; wrap your legs around my engine, dear . . . . The tunnel's dark, but the ground is wet; I lubricate it with my dripping sweat!"
Or, something vaguely disturbing and gross like that; it's hard to tell with the wailing guitars and the front man screaming through his ravaged vocal chords.”
― Rusty Fischer, Becca Bloom and the Drumsticks of Doom: A Heavy Metal Love Story

tags: demons, ghouls, paranormal-romance, young-adult-novels

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#13

“Next time, don’t lose the only weapon you have between you and death.”
He says as he tucks the knife into the side of his belt.
“You may not always have help, so don’t be stupid.”
― Amy Lunderman, They Walk

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#14

“Books have a way of finding their way into our lives, usually, right when we need them the most.”
― Richard Denney

tags: books, inspirational

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#15

“You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad."

-Megan Barnett”
― E. Van Lowe, Boyfriend from Hell

tags: humor, ya-paranormal

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#16

“Do you have troll turds in your ears?”
― Jenks , Pale Demon

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#17

“Then I'd tell him how fond I am of basketball, which isn't a total lie because I have a real appreciation for boys in shorts.”
― E. Van Lowe, Never Slow Dance with a Zombie

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#18

“The gardener had a dread of small women; he'd always imagined them to have an anger disproportionate to their size.”
― John Irving, A Widow for One Year

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#19

“Books are a uniquely portable magic.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

tags: books, magic, reading

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#20

“I admire anybody who has the guts to write anything at all.”
― E.B. White

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#21

“I want to sleep, I want dreams to pull me from this world and make me forget. To stop the memories from swirling around me. To put an end to this ache that consumes me.”
― Carrie Ryan, The Forest of Hands and Teeth

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#22

“Can I see some ID?"

"WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN."

Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.”
― Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Great Fall and Halloween Read for Teens

tags: canada, canadian, crazy, funny, sane

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#23

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

tags: chocolate, friendship

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#24

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
― Madeleine L'Engle

tags: books, children, difficult, grown-ups, write, writers, writing

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#25

“Chase, the first thing you need to know is that you don't know anything.”
― M.R. Merrick, Exiled

tags: awesomeness

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#26

“The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.”
― John Steinbeck

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#27

“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”
― Holly Black, Kin

tags: brains, movie-reference, zombies

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#28

“When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

tags: life-and-death, zombies

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#29

“Yes, I have a driver's license."

I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool."

"It ranks right up there with lockers. In fact, sometimes I put my license inside my locker, and it's so cool I worry that the whole thing might explode with the sheer coolness of it all.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

tags: evie, lend, paranormalcy

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#30

“My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich.”
― Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I'm Home

tags: disappointment

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