I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It Quotes

“When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing. I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it's like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world. They don't know what it's like when a song changes your life.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my... health."

"Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Isn't it generally known that you have to overlook flaws in people you date, to some extent? I mean, you expect them to overlook your flaws. It's only fair that you overlook some of theirs.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“I mean, you really can't imagine how awesome coffee tastes, or how awesome it is to hear music, to hear idiots talking... I mean, it hurts. Everything hurts. But everything in the world is so awesome that sometimes I just can't stand it.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“And the third is from him: "Second date?"

I immediately text him back: "Hell yeah!"

Then I collapse on my bed and enjoy that "butterflies in the stomach" feeling. I've felt the butterflies before from time to time, but this is the first time I haven't sort of wanted to attack them with a flyswatter.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“I had figured out that it was a bad idea, but, well, it´s hard to argue with love, even when it´s making you do something really stupid.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“What are you eating?" he ask us.

"Whatever won't kill me, please" I said.

"Whatever don't kill you'll make you stronger" says Eddie, who is always ready with folksy wisdom.

"All right," I say. "Then give me whatever will make me stronger."

"One pizza, coming up.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“There are songs that make you cry, right?"
"Sure," I say.
"When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It