Quotes About Romance Funny

Quotes tagged as "romance-funny" (showing 1-30 of 64)
Josephine Angelini
“You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night."
"I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table.
"And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.”
Josephine Angelini, Starcrossed

Lia Habel
“The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off of.”
Lia Habel, Dearly, Departed

Andy Vogt
“Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion.”
Andy Vogt

Cynthia Hand
“Is it okay to kiss you?” he asks.
“I won’t get struck by lightning?”
Cynthia Hand, Unearthly

Alyxandra Harvey
“I have to console myself with the hope that I'd seen Isabeau soften, even hesitate, as if she might actually have taken my arm. It was suddenly very easy to picture her in a gown with petticoats and ringlets in her hair and diamonds at her throat. It was just as easy to picture Magda with horns and pitchfork." - Logan, page 95”
Alyxandra Harvey, Blood Feud

Stephenie Meyer
“=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
=> Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
=> It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.”
Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

Alexandra Adornetto
“He smiled and scrawled something at the bottom of the answer sheet. The solution now read:
Find X if (X)=2sin3X, over the domain -2πX= Beth
Stop goofing around! I said.

I'm not I'm stating a truth your my solution to everything. Xavier replied. The end result is always you. X always equals Beth.”
Alexandra Adornetto, Halo

Christine Feehan
“Jesse, we can’t do this.”

“Sure we can, honey. It’s the perfect night for it. You’re a woman, I’m a
man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it’s referred to as romance.”
Christine Feehan, Predatory Game

Rusty Fischer
“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

Morgan Parker
“I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than...Destiny.”
Morgan Parker, Non Friction

Allie Everhart
“I’ve never heard a girl say a diamond was too big.”
“I just think when they get too big they look fake.”
He leans down. “I say the same thing about breasts.”
Allie Everhart, Loving You

Billy London
“Trust me, my parents have about as much impulse control as I do. If they didn't like you, you'd know. Hell, you'd have been sitting in the car until I finished eating.”
Billy London, On Caristo's Watch

Nicola Marsh
“You thought I didn’t notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I’m not blind. I remember that
feeling. The spark, the electricity... ”
I had to interject before I got the unabridged version of Anjali Does Mumbai.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

David Kudler
“I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time.”
David Kudler, Risuko: A Kunoichi Tale

Nicola Marsh
“Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.
Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill
from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting to
detonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, and
suddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

Nicola Marsh
“All pomp and show.” Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. “A fat cow needs a big barn.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

Sara Daniell
“I can't help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me. "And you've been trying to act like you aren't interested." he says while smiling that smile that makes butterflies suddenly appear in multitudes in my stomach.”
Sara Daniell, Visions

Sara Daniell
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?"

Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh.

"Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?"

"Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.”
Sara Daniell, Visions

Elizabeth   Brown
“So is that why you’re hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?”
“I don’t know. Maybe. Is it working?”
Elizabeth Brown, The Lessons

Jojo Moyes
“He dropped his head and kissed her. He kissed her and it was a kiss of utter certainty, the kind of kiss during which monarchs die and whole continents fall without your even noticing. When Jess extricated herself, it was only because she didn't want the children to see her lose the ability to stand.”
Jojo Moyes, One Plus One

Tracey Alvarez
“The look he shot his sister could`ve given her a free chemical peel.”
Tracey Alvarez, Christmas with You

Lucy Score
“Gannon came from loud, passionate Italian stock that wasn’t afraid to smash a plate to make a statement. Paige, on the other hand, systematically choked down any temper and, with frosty efficiency, made him dance like a fucking puppet.”
Lucy Score, Mr. Fixer Upper

Tracey Alvarez
“one simple kiss? Something must`ve shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple.”
Tracey Alvarez, Hide Your Heart

Tracey Alvarez
“He´d followed her in, locked the door and tried to kiss her,…. He missed having the tip of his tongue bitten off by millimeters. Then she kneed him in the nuts and went at him with the closest weapon at hand, which happened to be a toilet brush - but hey, those bristles could hurt if shoved somewhere with enough force.”
Tracey Alvarez, In Too Deep

Kristina Steiner
“He fits me without a flaw. At the beginning, I was apprehensive that he might swallow me whole and I’d disappear for having him. After the time spent together, I’m certain that Colton is the day to my night. And we both have the same value, power, control, individuality and independency. No one disappears. We are like an equinox. Just like the day moves into the night and then night into day, we both complete each other and build a partnership. We are two different entities co-existing superbly, letting each other be but never leaving each other’s side.”
Kristina Steiner, Equinox

Tracey Alvarez
“His brain cells had sunk to an area of his body that didn´t help his vocabulary skills.”
Tracey Alvarez, Christmas with You

“I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)”
M Robinson

Tracey Alvarez
“It`d better work this time, or I´ll kick the bumper so hard it`ll pop out of the exhaust pipe.”
Tracey Alvarez, Hide Your Heart

Tracey Alvarez
“After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track.”
Tracey Alvarez, Hide Your Heart

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