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Spaghetti In Odd Places Day Two!

Spaghetti In Odd Places Day Two!

Spaghetti In Odd Places Day One!

I’m still trying to get my house together after moving, so let’s have another week of quick garbage posts. This time…SPAGHETTI!

Spaghetti in odd places day one.

Who Spams Flowers?

Who spams flowers? Seriously, this morning I had multiple different spam comments to delete that were all trying to sell flowers.

I know flowers are nice, and a frequent gift, but are that many people buying them from spam? What happened to questionable loans? Sexual potency pills? Tactical flashlights? Walk in bathtubs? Seriously, flowers?

This is weird.

I Adulted!

I adulted! I moved and I hooked up both my washer and dryer successfully.

Well, I hooked them up a few days ago, but my new place only had partial power so I had to wait several days to test. Both worked, no water in the house and no dryer venting inside. I’m proud.

I probably shouldn’t be that proud. I’m past my thirties now and should know how to do this. Still, I’ve never done this before and I am proud. Usually I’ve gone to the lengths of leaving washers and dryers behind and buying new ones so I get a delivery person to install them correctly for free.

This is a first.

Say What Now?

Not all spam comments are created equal. This one I just screened has to be one of my recent favorites:

Hello. And Bye.

Say what now? It’s like a little koan. Seriously, that’s it.

Bye, Felicia.

I Did Not Find A Pic Of A Toilet Full Of Oatmeal

I know toilets full of cereal week is over, which may have coincided with me being busy moving, but I think one thing needs to still be addressed. I could not manage to find a pic of a toilet full of oatmeal.

You might not think this would be something for which one would look, but I thought it would add variety. After all, oatmeal is hot cereal. I couldn’t find a pic of that though, which is interesting considering the number of pics I found of various cold cereals in toilets.

The Internet is an unpredictable place.

Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Seven

Last day of toilets full of cereal:

I think I’ve taken this about as far as still holds any amusement for me.

Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Six

Toilets full of cereal day six:

Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Five

Toilets full of cereal day five:

Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Four

Toilets full of cereal day four:

Note how I’m switching back and forth between healthier and junkier cereals? That shows my level of commitment to this blog.