David S. Atkinson's Blog, page 77

30 Days Of Titles: Day Eleven

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day eleven:

Rain Drops on Roses and Beer-Battered Fish Shoved Into Video Rental Return Boxes

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Ten

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day ten:

James Garner is Lying if he Says he’s With the Band

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Nine

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day nine:

Sally Field has a Penchant for Bare-Knuckle Boxing When Filming Romances and Producers Have to Factor in Bribes to the John Birch Society Accordingly When Budgeting New Projects

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Eight

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day eight:

Sidney Poitier Wanted to See Das Schwein When We Went to the Movies Last Month, But That Was a No- Go Since I Just Made That Title Up Right Now

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Seven

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day seven:

The Exchange Rate Between He-Man Figurines and G.I. Joe Was Heavily Dependent on Current Relations Between the Soviet Union and Brazil in the Arena of Futuristic Laser Skateboard Combat

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Six

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day six:

Jerry Van Dyke’s Faith in “My Mother the Car” Was as Misplaced as John Hellins Quick at the 2015 Consumer Electronics Show

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Five

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day five:

If That Waitress Sprays Me With the Soda Water One More Time I’m Going to Move to Cedar Rapids and Study TV/VCR Repair With Rod Serling

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Four

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day four:

Much of What We Think We Know About the Ancient Greek Phrenologists Was Faked as a Joke by Sarcastic Franciscan Monks Who Were Ticked That Isabella Rossellini Wouldn’t Let Them Join the Freedent Rebel Alliance

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Three

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day three:

The Prime Directive by Definition Isn’t Evenly Divisible by Either Dried Strawberries or Opie Taylor

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Two

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day two:

I was Never Big on Lamentations Because Citrus Gives me Gas

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