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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-One

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-one:

I Got A Lot Less Cavities Once I Started Gargling Daily With Hydrogenated Mechanic’s Lye, But the Bleeding Was Awkward at Bachelor Parties

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty:

I’m Going to Lick the Envelope Flap in Morse Code to Signal for Help

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Nineteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day nineteen:

The Tour Boat Narration was so Bad That I had No Choice But to Set Them All On Fire and Move to Phoenix to Study Shiatsu Dog Massage

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Eighteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day eighteen:

My Degree in Topiatrical Surgery Won’t Stop Vin Diesel From Repossessing my Spleen

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Seventeen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day seventeen:

Willy Wonka Spent More Time in OSHA Hearings Than Making Candy

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Sixteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day sixteen:

Privatization of Public Nuisances is Far and Away Focused on the Color of Money

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Fifteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day fifteen:

It Was Pointless to Work Out THACOs for Standard Cucumber Rolls Because the Things Never Won Initiative Anyway

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Fourteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day fourteen:

X-Ray Machines Stay Crunchy, Even in Commuter Lanes

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Thirteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day thirteen:

If I Were Tom Hanks, I Would have Just Gotten the Klopeks to Sponsor my Application to Live at the Vatican so I Could go Back to Work Designing Toys as Soon as Possible

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twelve

Hi, and welcome to day twelve.

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twelve:

Martin Van Buren Always Said It’s Not For Kids if You Bring Your Own Booze

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