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Hey! I Remembered I Have A Blog!

Hey! I remembered I have a blog!

I honestly wasn’t sure I was going to. With that whole 30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! I did through the month of September, I haven’t written a new post in a month. I honestly thought I’d forget about this entirely, not doing it every day.

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Luckily, people kept occasionally liking the posts. Also, it kept popping up on my Facebook author page and I’d have to remember to copy it over to my main Facebook page since Facebook won’t let normal accounts autolink to WordPress anymore. All that kept reminding me.

So here we are again. You’re welcome, or not.

30 Days Of Titles: Day Thirty

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day thirty:

Linseed Oil is Not an Effective Sunblock Ointment Even if You Mix it With Two Parts Crisco and Three Parts Heavy Water Beforehand, James Madison’s Amateur Home Hobbyist Chemistry Thesis Notwithstanding

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Nine

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-nine:

The Hardest Part of Italian Cooking to Master is the Way Garlic Changes Matter States When You Switch Verb Tenses

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Eight

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-eight:

Jamming with the Departed Requires a 45 Insert Adapter

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Seven

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-seven:

Jim Fowler Keeps Ringing my Doorbell and Running Before I Can Fix the Martini

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Six

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-six:

Free Ball Cap Day at the Indiana State Penitentiary Hasn’t Helped Recidivism

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Five

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-five:

The Electoral College Has Nothing to Do with Regulating Water Recreation on Lakes No Matter What the Ski-Doo Company Would Have You Believe

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Four

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-four:

Some Joker Labeled All Medicare Forms Ultra- Classified Burn Before Reading and Then the Entire Country Other Than Sloth From Goonies Was in the Dark From Then On

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Three

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-three:

Polident Commercials for Indentured Servitude

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twenty-Two

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twenty-two:

David Duchovny Borrowed my Micro Machines and Never Returned Them

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