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David S. Atkinson

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David S. Atkinson is the author of books such as "Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep" (forthcoming July 1, 2018), "Apocalypse All the Time," and the Nebraska book award winning "Not Quite so Stories." He is a Staff Reader for "Digging Through The Fat" and his writing appears in "Spelk," "Jellyfish Review," "Thrice Fiction," "Literary Orphans," and more. His writing website is http://davidsatkinsonwriting.com/.

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If you can afford large and flashy stands then make sure that there are several standing. Towards the gym irritated

as well as want to bear in mind it to myself. Isn’t any much nicer

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Published on February 15, 2019 16:00
Average rating: 4.48 · 267 ratings · 157 reviews · 12 distinct worksSimilar authors
Bones Buried in the Dirt

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Not Quite so Stories

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Apocalypse All the Time

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The Garden of Good and Evil...

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"Flash fiction which covered surreal, real and otherwise"
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"Shake it up, stir it up, mix it up … go ahead and hit that button all the way over there on the right. The one past grind and blend. Yes, puree. Toss all those words and ideas in the glass container, make sure the rubber lid is snugly secured, and..." Read more of this review »
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“Anyway, a bunch of penguins were living in a ceramic bowl of cold spaghetti noodles. There was no tomato sauce because it didn’t exist yet, but that was okay. As the spaghetti was cold, moisture condensed upon it. This kept the spaghetti from sticking, or from sticking to the penguins, or the bowl. It also kept the penguins from sticking to the bowl, and from sticking to each other.
As I mentioned, tomato sauce did not exist yet. You should realize since this was a beginning, the moisture didn’t either. Neither did the bowl. I think you can guess about the penguins. How could there be penguins if nothing existed yet?”
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“I don’t even like fishing,” I remarked, “with or without scrotums, particularly snagged ones.”
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“It was a bowl cut, the hairstyle for someone who doesn’t grasp respectable haircuts but suddenly has to have one.”
David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina’s mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I’d be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.”
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Joseph Michael Owens Well that too! He wrote his non-sci-fi stuff as ["just"] Iain Banks and his sci-fi stuff as Iain M. Banks, which never made much sense to me as far as real name/pseudonym relationships usually go, but hey, whatevz!!

David wrote: It did, but it didn't say why. I figured it was just because I need to read Iain Banks. "


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David Joseph wrote: "Did my rec. for
The Player of Games
come through? It didn't let me explain why I was rec'ing. it lol!!"


It did, but it didn't say why. I figured it was just because I need to read Iain Banks.


message 3: by Joseph (last edited Jun 25, 2013 03:21PM)

Joseph Michael Owens Did my rec. for The Player of Games come through? It didn't let me explain why I was rec'ing. it lol!!


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David Richard wrote: "The "about me" section on your profile is hilarious. Wish I'd thought of that!"

Why, thank you.


Richard The "about me" section on your profile is hilarious. Wish I'd thought of that!


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