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Wonderland Award winning author Danger Slater is the world’s most flammable writer! He likes to use a lot of exclamation points!

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Danger Slater Stole it from Dan Brown. I steal all my ideas from Dan Brown. I hear Dan Brown likes pizza. I LIKE PIZZA TOO! I sometimes like to put on a Dan Brown s…moreStole it from Dan Brown. I steal all my ideas from Dan Brown. I hear Dan Brown likes pizza. I LIKE PIZZA TOO! I sometimes like to put on a Dan Brown suit and pretend I'm a book writer guy.(less)
Danger Slater Hamsterbation is when you masturbate, but when you finish, instead of semen, hamsters come out of you.
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MOONFELLOWS Landing July 20th

That's right. I have a new book coming out on July 20th called MOONFELLOWS!

Preorders are up now. All preorders come signed.

Here's the synopsis and cover:


ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP INTO THE EXISTENTIAL ABYSS

Washington DC. 1906. The inaugural mission of the Moonfellow Program. A chance to shape the future of civilization as we know it. Our first tentative steps out into the s

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Puerile. Psychedelic. Profound. This book is an all-out assault on good taste while still managing to be a screamingly hilarious commentary on art and artists and the forces that drive them. My mind has melted right out of my butt. I loved it.
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“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words. They are swept away into the midnight sea. Gone forever. I am bereft.”
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“Everyone is an asshole," says Libby. "I suppose all you can hope to be is a lighter shade of brown.”
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message 48: by Kyle

Kyle I think that's the best answer I've received thus far regarding my 'Why do you want to be my friend?' question.

Cheers to that!


message 47: by Scott

Scott Roberts Merry christmas


message 46: by Danger

Danger Lida wrote: "Hey Danger, thanks for the add! You have some really inspiring reviews there! Cheers"

Haha. Why thank you. Pleasure is all mine.


message 45: by Lida

Lida Hey Danger, thanks for the add! You have some really inspiring reviews there! Cheers


message 44: by Danger

Danger Hayat wrote: "Hi Danger and thanks for the friend invite! ...and that's a sentence I never thought I'd write! ;)"

Haha. It's okay. My middle name is 'Safety'.


message 43: by Hayat

Hayat Hi Danger and thanks for the friend invite! ...and that's a sentence I never thought I'd write! ;)


message 42: by Rebecca

Rebecca Gransden Hello Danger, thanks for the friend request. Look forward some great book chat.


message 41: by Danger

Danger Miriam wrote: "Ah, Friday night goodreadsing."

How come I don't get notifications when people post on my "wall" or whatever this section of goodreads is called. We could've totally had a conversation about how nerdy we are.


message 40: by Mir

Mir Ah, Friday night goodreadsing.


message 39: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf Thanks for the friendship Danger. Your books look very cool.

Best wishes,

Harry.


message 38: by Robert

Robert Thanks for the friend request, Danger.


message 37: by Danger

Danger Frances wrote: "
Hope all is pasty in Dangerville."


I think my notifications are turned off or something. I just saw this. MISS YOU FRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nefariousbig description
Hope all is pasty in Dangerville.


message 35: by Danger

Danger Debbie "DJ" wrote: "Hi Danger, thanks for the add, nice to meet someone from outer space!"

It's nice to meet a human. Wait, are you human?


Debbie "DJ" Hi Danger, thanks for the add, nice to meet someone from outer space!


message 33: by Alshia

Alshia Moyez Thank you!


message 32: by Carole

Carole Gill hi
thanks for your friendship


message 31: by Jason

Jason Pereira Thanks for the add Danger. Cheers!


message 30: by Jessa

Jessa Callaver Jersey in the cyberspace locale! Yeah!

Nice to meet you, D.S. and a warm 'stronger than the corn' to you, fellow NJsean. Hope to see you's around! ;)


message 29: by Billy

Billy Masters Cheers 2 a new friend!


message 28: by Stefan

Stefan Yates Wow!!! Danger isn't even just your middle name!!! (Notice gratuitous use of exclamation points!!!!!)


Ms. Nikki Thanks for the friend request, Danger :)


Quantum Thief- Behind the Mask Thanks for the friend request :)


message 25: by Danger

Danger J. wrote: "Coolest Goodreads notification ever:

"Danger is now your friend."

I live for danger.

- Fenn"


Haha. Then welcome to paradise.


message 24: by J.

J. Fenn Coolest Goodreads notification ever:

"Danger is now your friend."

I live for danger.

- Fenn


message 23: by Cedric

Cedric Nye Danger,
Thank you for your Friend request! I gladly accept. "DangerRAMA" looks like a crazy ride! I hope you are having an excellent day.
All my best,
Cedric


message 22: by L.R.

L.R. Currell Thanks for the add request mate, think you will love this if you haven't seen it already. Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duz3yF...


message 21: by Danger

Danger Jess wrote: "Thanks for the request.... I'd just like to add that I think it is pretty bitchin that you were born in outer space! lol
Have a good one =)"


Yeah. Like Superman. Except my powers are limited to complaining about how there's never anything to eat in this apartment. Pleasure to meet you, girl.


message 20: by Jess

Jess Thanks for the request.... I'd just like to add that I think it is pretty bitchin that you were born in outer space! lol
Have a good one =)


s.penkevich Thanks for the friend request!


message 18: by Susie

Susie Sexton Thanks for the add!


message 17: by Kevis

Kevis Hendrickson Thanks for adding me as your friend, Danger.


message 16: by Danger

Danger Jenn(ifer) wrote: "excellent answer, new friend!"

Glad you liked it.


Jenn(ifer) excellent answer, new friend!


message 14: by Eden

Eden Prosper Just saw a review for LOVE ME that said "...if you enjoy toilet humor..." and I was sold. Can't wait to read it!


message 13: by Phil

Phil Volatile Thanks for the add, Danger! =)


message 12: by Danger

Danger Derek wrote: "Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose."

I'll try and be gentle. The safe word is MONOPOLY.


message 11: by Derek

Derek Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose.


message 10: by Anelis

Anelis Danger wrote: "Thanks. I love your profile pic. What's it from? Or are you a cartoon redhead with freckles and green eyes in real life, because if that's the case, will you marry me?"

I only wish I was. But ok, I have to face the fact that even if I was a cartoon redhead with freckles I'd probably wish I was Jessica Rabbit, so I'll have to learn to compromise either way.

It's made by a brilliant illustrator I found on Deviantart.


Anelis Hey, thanx for the request. I really dig your reviews!!


message 8: by Danger (last edited Mar 27, 2012 09:59PM)

Danger Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet."

Really? What did I say? Did I invoke the long-form constitution of the Republic of Maldives? I tend to do that alot...


Shovelmonkey1 your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet.


Danger Kate wrote: "Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album nam..."

That is too funny! I'm sharing it on my facebook page right now. Screw off, Rudolph. Eat shit, Frosty. IT'S FRUITCAKE!


message 5: by Kate

Kate Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album name and I'll be listening to this throughout the weekend. It's my favorite album this time of year CHEERS!


Isabella Hey Danger...Danger Danger - ha ha just like the song XD


Danger Collette wrote: "Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette"


You too. Hello.


Collette Scott Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette


Danger Jarod wrote: "Loved your banana poem! You are a very funny guy"

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed. You're stuff seems interesting too. I'll have to check some of it out. Any suggestions on where to start?


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