The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes Quotes

“It was a bowl cut, the hairstyle for someone who doesn’t grasp respectable haircuts but suddenly has to have one.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“I don’t even like fishing,” I remarked, “with or without scrotums, particularly snagged ones.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“I’m sure you’d have been able to sympathize if you could have heard the sort of things Social Climber said. I mean, who talks about cheese on a first date? How Gruyere is really superior to Manchego because it has a more subtle flavor? It doesn’t even make any sense! Believe me, the bitch really needed to die.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“I’m dead glad to meet you both,” Thomas drawled in his best Texas accent, which sounded more like a Canadian version of Pee-wee Herman.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“Contrary to common understanding, monotonous songs do not pass time. In fact, they stretch it out to incomprehensible lengths.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“Hey,” I said, sitting up so I could see them. “Something just occurred to me.” “That pancakes can’t really be cakes if we don’t frost them?” Thomas asked, playing a three of clubs. I couldn’t tell whether he was serious or not. “Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes

“Too much is always enough,” Kate commented.”
― David S. Atkinson, The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes