Pat Hatt's Blog, page 34
September 13, 2018
Slop It Up In A Fake Cup!
Are we feeding pigs today? They eat slop, don't they at some farm bay? Beats the heck out of me. A pig we don't see. Nope. The cat isn't going to the barnyard. Although to spot a few from where we are probably isn't hard.
Pigs can fly.
Proved by this guy.
This guy who did that.
Whoops, they went splat.
This plus this equals bliss.
Nothing I did miss.
It is a proven fact.
Whoops, death kinda did react.
Driving this long is okay.
It makes for a fine day.
Everyone I asked said so.
What do you mean your insurance company said no?
I mixed this with that.
It came out anything but scat.
It was anything at all.
Shh. Forget the smell and have a ball.
Green mixes the result.
Let's go have a malt.
We'll drink and then get it.
Whoops, we lied quite a bit.
9 out of 10 agree.
We are something to see.
It was proven by those nine.
They were bribed, but that's fine.
Dr. Oz endorsed it.
The internet says it's a hit.
That's a two for one.
Shhh. Both are lies that we spun.
Okay to eat for days.
Can eat it in many ways.
At least that is the thought.
We hid the proof that your insides will rot.
Rocks are very soft.
Throw them up in a loft.
There they will stay and turn to gold.
A friend of a friend of a dog's owner was told.
29 days of it will be best.
You'll pass any test.
You will be filled with zest.
After 29 days you'll be dead and not a pest.
Ever go the sloppy science path? Did you ever suffer wrath? Ever fall for it? Like some fake news bit? Dr. Oz says so. So it has to be a high and not a low. Right? No? Damn, that's a blow. Or maybe not. We have no need to make our insides rot. So on such "science" and "fact" we'll take a pass. That is the fact of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Pigs can fly.
Proved by this guy.
This guy who did that.
Whoops, they went splat.
This plus this equals bliss.
Nothing I did miss.
It is a proven fact.
Whoops, death kinda did react.
Driving this long is okay.
It makes for a fine day.
Everyone I asked said so.
What do you mean your insurance company said no?
I mixed this with that.
It came out anything but scat.
It was anything at all.
Shh. Forget the smell and have a ball.
Green mixes the result.
Let's go have a malt.
We'll drink and then get it.
Whoops, we lied quite a bit.
9 out of 10 agree.
We are something to see.
It was proven by those nine.
They were bribed, but that's fine.
Dr. Oz endorsed it.
The internet says it's a hit.
That's a two for one.
Shhh. Both are lies that we spun.
Okay to eat for days.
Can eat it in many ways.
At least that is the thought.
We hid the proof that your insides will rot.
Rocks are very soft.
Throw them up in a loft.
There they will stay and turn to gold.
A friend of a friend of a dog's owner was told.
29 days of it will be best.
You'll pass any test.
You will be filled with zest.
After 29 days you'll be dead and not a pest.
Ever go the sloppy science path? Did you ever suffer wrath? Ever fall for it? Like some fake news bit? Dr. Oz says so. So it has to be a high and not a low. Right? No? Damn, that's a blow. Or maybe not. We have no need to make our insides rot. So on such "science" and "fact" we'll take a pass. That is the fact of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 12, 2018
Let's Get High On The Fly!
Hey, supposedly it will be legal up here by this time next year. But yeah, the cat isn't condoning you getting dumber in that thing between each ear. Instead we'll make one broke and another a rich bloke.
Tried and true,
Just won't do.
Efficient and effective,
Might go defective.
Works and able,
That's some fable.
Costly and best,
Passes the test.
The extra perk,
Sure does work.
Add that in.
Like a golden chin.
A little more sparkle,
Adds to the farkle.
That's a magic dust fart.
From your now sparkly part.
A loo of gold.
On that be sold.
Flushes the same.
But sure not as tame.
A car worth a million.
Bah, why not a billion?
Forever inside it will sit,
But forget that shit.
A house that's all yours.
The little folk will want tours.
Can fit in a small town.
You'll never ever frown.
An old antique thing.
It and so and so had a fling.
Can't buy them like that.
It only costs 1 million flat.
A washer that shines.
But only when the sun aligns.
Washes all the same.
But you sure won't be lame.
A tree that is really, really, really tall.
I'm talking taller than your wall.
That is the must have thing of the year.
We'll even throw in some climbing gear.
Are you one to go all out? That little extra shine needed about? Is it worth going broke for a shiny loo? Especially when the same thing a normal one does comes due? Maybe we are just picky, or think old things are icky, but pfffft to any of that. No extra shine needed by the cat. Or a house the size of a town. In taxes on that one would drown. most of the so-called high end can suck on the gas that comes out when the tail goes high from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Tried and true,
Just won't do.
Efficient and effective,
Might go defective.
Works and able,
That's some fable.
Costly and best,
Passes the test.
The extra perk,
Sure does work.
Add that in.
Like a golden chin.
A little more sparkle,
Adds to the farkle.
That's a magic dust fart.
From your now sparkly part.
A loo of gold.
On that be sold.
Flushes the same.
But sure not as tame.
A car worth a million.
Bah, why not a billion?
Forever inside it will sit,
But forget that shit.
A house that's all yours.
The little folk will want tours.
Can fit in a small town.
You'll never ever frown.
An old antique thing.
It and so and so had a fling.
Can't buy them like that.
It only costs 1 million flat.
A washer that shines.
But only when the sun aligns.
Washes all the same.
But you sure won't be lame.
A tree that is really, really, really tall.
I'm talking taller than your wall.
That is the must have thing of the year.
We'll even throw in some climbing gear.
Are you one to go all out? That little extra shine needed about? Is it worth going broke for a shiny loo? Especially when the same thing a normal one does comes due? Maybe we are just picky, or think old things are icky, but pfffft to any of that. No extra shine needed by the cat. Or a house the size of a town. In taxes on that one would drown. most of the so-called high end can suck on the gas that comes out when the tail goes high from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 11, 2018
Hunky Dunky Goes The Flunky!
Did you know dunky was a word? Yeah, it sounds absurd. But it is indeed. You can trust us at our feed. We used it so it must be. Time we got all hunky dunky with the flunky at our sea.
The flunky gets flack.
They suffer the attack.
Used and drop dead.
A classic trope for poor Ned.
Or maybe Fred.
Maybe their name isn't even said.
Stooge #1, #2 and #3.
That is all the credit see.
For that kind of flunky,
It's all hunky dunky.
A paycheck and go.
Wait. Hold on. Whoa.
Do you work?
Some 9-5 perk?
Nope, not a perk.
But chances are, you work.
Uh oh for you.
Uh oh for Pat too.
Guess what you are without the dead?
It just has to be said.
You get bunky with the flunky.
A bunky flunky that's hunky dunky.
A flunky in work.
That isn't a perk.
Low tier flunky.
A high one that's funky.
Still someone's flunky.
That all hunky dunky?
At least there is no gun.
Also don't have to run.
Unless that is your case.
Then go flunky and embrace.
A flunky are we.
A flunky are thee.
Don't work you say?
Hmm you may get away.
Own your own business too?
Top dog in it are you?
You may escape the flunky.
Unless to the IRS you aren't all hunky dunky.
I think the flunkies on TV get paid more. Ever think of yourself as a flunky at your shore? We all are at some point it seems. Unless we get rich from passive income streams. I'd rather be a higher up flunky though. At least I'd get more dough. I guess I'll go get the singing bass. He is a flunky to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The flunky gets flack.
They suffer the attack.
Used and drop dead.
A classic trope for poor Ned.
Or maybe Fred.
Maybe their name isn't even said.
Stooge #1, #2 and #3.
That is all the credit see.
For that kind of flunky,
It's all hunky dunky.
A paycheck and go.
Wait. Hold on. Whoa.
Do you work?
Some 9-5 perk?
Nope, not a perk.
But chances are, you work.
Uh oh for you.
Uh oh for Pat too.
Guess what you are without the dead?
It just has to be said.
You get bunky with the flunky.
A bunky flunky that's hunky dunky.
A flunky in work.
That isn't a perk.
Low tier flunky.
A high one that's funky.
Still someone's flunky.
That all hunky dunky?
At least there is no gun.
Also don't have to run.
Unless that is your case.
Then go flunky and embrace.
A flunky are we.
A flunky are thee.
Don't work you say?
Hmm you may get away.
Own your own business too?
Top dog in it are you?
You may escape the flunky.
Unless to the IRS you aren't all hunky dunky.
I think the flunkies on TV get paid more. Ever think of yourself as a flunky at your shore? We all are at some point it seems. Unless we get rich from passive income streams. I'd rather be a higher up flunky though. At least I'd get more dough. I guess I'll go get the singing bass. He is a flunky to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 10, 2018
An Interloper That's New. BAH Times Two!
The cat thought I have seen it all. I'm even flipping between third and first person at my hall. I'm doing it so fast. The cat needs to make this a thing of the past. Look! I did it once more. I need to get a really, really, really good lock for the door.
This was my day.So nice at our bay.Stretched with sun.Then Pat ruined my fun.
He washed the stuff.So I thought, tough!I'll take it for me.Then he let IT come to be.
No. Not these guys.They get batted away like flies.Those intruders know their place.If they don't, I'll whack them in the face.
It wasn't even the mutts.Them and their poo eating ruts.I'll chew on their tail.Oh how I love it when they wail.
Bah! There it is.What is this tiny biz?Why does it walk like me?Cassie, make it go where I can't see.
"He's your problem now.Don't have a cow.Those ones don't stay or sit.So I'm too old for that shit."
Bah! Here it comes.It wants to be chums.Hell no to that.Stay away from the cat.
Hmmm it is after my balls.Is that why it makes cat calls?It has a very bad meow meow.And Pat won't let me go kapow.
Look! Come closer thingy.I only have a majiggy.My balls went snip snip.No ball ball after that vet trip.
I tell you no lies.So stop with the meow meow or ball ball cries.If not, I'll blind you with my eyes.Are you some weird dog in disguise?
Isn't that mean of Pat? How could he do that to the cat? He let that dog wannabe, or maybe it really is a dog, after me. It eats everything it sees with glee. Maybe it is related to a mutt. Yes. Yes. For legal no one was harmed in the making of this post at my hut. I may have bit a dog's tail. What? It makes those interlopers set sail. No. No. No. A playing with it I didn't go. Nope, not one bit. Don't look at me like that where you sit. I don't protest too much. Nope, not even a touch. It was all Cass. Next interloper can bother her and not my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
This was my day.So nice at our bay.Stretched with sun.Then Pat ruined my fun.
He washed the stuff.So I thought, tough!I'll take it for me.Then he let IT come to be.
No. Not these guys.They get batted away like flies.Those intruders know their place.If they don't, I'll whack them in the face.
It wasn't even the mutts.Them and their poo eating ruts.I'll chew on their tail.Oh how I love it when they wail.
Bah! There it is.What is this tiny biz?Why does it walk like me?Cassie, make it go where I can't see.
"He's your problem now.Don't have a cow.Those ones don't stay or sit.So I'm too old for that shit."
Bah! Here it comes.It wants to be chums.Hell no to that.Stay away from the cat.
Hmmm it is after my balls.Is that why it makes cat calls?It has a very bad meow meow.And Pat won't let me go kapow.
Look! Come closer thingy.I only have a majiggy.My balls went snip snip.No ball ball after that vet trip.
I tell you no lies.So stop with the meow meow or ball ball cries.If not, I'll blind you with my eyes.Are you some weird dog in disguise?
Isn't that mean of Pat? How could he do that to the cat? He let that dog wannabe, or maybe it really is a dog, after me. It eats everything it sees with glee. Maybe it is related to a mutt. Yes. Yes. For legal no one was harmed in the making of this post at my hut. I may have bit a dog's tail. What? It makes those interlopers set sail. No. No. No. A playing with it I didn't go. Nope, not one bit. Don't look at me like that where you sit. I don't protest too much. Nope, not even a touch. It was all Cass. Next interloper can bother her and not my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 9, 2018
An I Can See For All Of Thee!
I am going to see a lot today. See what? Stay tuned and find out at my bay. Can you stay tuned with no tuning? Hmm later on that one may pop in for a looning. That isn't a word? Bah, I can see it not being absurd.
I can see.
See for thee.
Better than thee.
I can see.
I can see you doing this.
I can see you not getting bliss.
I can see you going out.
I can see you in a drought.
I can see you not liking it.
I can see you having a fit.
I can see you going to sleep.
I can see you needing a new keep.
I can see you hating that.
I can see you falling flat.
I can see you failing away.
I can see you have a bad day.
My eyes are tired.
They may have expired.
Nope, not yet.
Nothing but net.
I can see you missing.
I can see you kissing.
I can see you hissing.
I can see you pissing.
I can see how that sounds.
I can see you looking like hounds.
I can see you getting fat.
I can see you wearing a hat.
I can see you bored.
I can see you floored.
I can see you eating.
I can see you trick or treating.
I can...can't see you doing that.
I can't see you flipping scat.
I can't see you fighting him.
I can't see you losing a limb.
I can, I can't.
Eyes on a slant.
But I can see.
See just for thee.
Don't you love how I can see? Pfffffffffffft is what it gets from me. Ever have anyone say that over and over and over again? I know one near our den. They tell you that they can see what is best for you. Like they know what will come due. When I can see that they are full of shit. Anything to add to my I can see fit? I can see I gave some sass. I can't see that ever stopping from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I can see.
See for thee.
Better than thee.
I can see.
I can see you doing this.
I can see you not getting bliss.
I can see you going out.
I can see you in a drought.
I can see you not liking it.
I can see you having a fit.
I can see you going to sleep.
I can see you needing a new keep.
I can see you hating that.
I can see you falling flat.
I can see you failing away.
I can see you have a bad day.
My eyes are tired.
They may have expired.
Nope, not yet.
Nothing but net.
I can see you missing.
I can see you kissing.
I can see you hissing.
I can see you pissing.
I can see how that sounds.
I can see you looking like hounds.
I can see you getting fat.
I can see you wearing a hat.
I can see you bored.
I can see you floored.
I can see you eating.
I can see you trick or treating.
I can...can't see you doing that.
I can't see you flipping scat.
I can't see you fighting him.
I can't see you losing a limb.
I can, I can't.
Eyes on a slant.
But I can see.
See just for thee.
Don't you love how I can see? Pfffffffffffft is what it gets from me. Ever have anyone say that over and over and over again? I know one near our den. They tell you that they can see what is best for you. Like they know what will come due. When I can see that they are full of shit. Anything to add to my I can see fit? I can see I gave some sass. I can't see that ever stopping from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 8, 2018
A Helpful Not With This Plot!
The cat rolled his eyes and walked away. Pat may have let a finger linger or even stay. For back came a whiner from a while back. The whining sure didn't lack.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
Let's chew the fat.
You told me what?
You told me this?
Don't be a nut.
It must have been a miss.
Can you repeat?
Repeat for the 100th time?
Come on. Be neat.
Repeating isn't a crime.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
I can repeat the fat.
Fat to chew.
A repeat to you.
Repeat it a few.
Can't help come due?
My hole is deep.
It's oh so bad.
Stuff I can't keep.
This isn't a tad.
Been there too long.
You never told me.
It's now King Kong.
Come help at my sea.
What was that?
You said no?
You are a rude cat.
I know you know.
Share your advice.
Share with me.
Who cares if it is twice.
My time isn't free.
I'm here to hear.
Here to know.
Don't show me your rear.
I don't want to hear no.
Pfffffffffft to such whiners. They can go suck food back at diners. Maybe even choke. Ever have a returning bloke? One that whines about the same damn thing? Then they come back later with the same ring? Could have been out of it at their sea, but too dumb and whiny and up a tree. After that they get an ignoring in mass, at best, from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
Let's chew the fat.
You told me what?
You told me this?
Don't be a nut.
It must have been a miss.
Can you repeat?
Repeat for the 100th time?
Come on. Be neat.
Repeating isn't a crime.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
I can repeat the fat.
Fat to chew.
A repeat to you.
Repeat it a few.
Can't help come due?
My hole is deep.
It's oh so bad.
Stuff I can't keep.
This isn't a tad.
Been there too long.
You never told me.
It's now King Kong.
Come help at my sea.
What was that?
You said no?
You are a rude cat.
I know you know.
Share your advice.
Share with me.
Who cares if it is twice.
My time isn't free.
I'm here to hear.
Here to know.
Don't show me your rear.
I don't want to hear no.
Pfffffffffft to such whiners. They can go suck food back at diners. Maybe even choke. Ever have a returning bloke? One that whines about the same damn thing? Then they come back later with the same ring? Could have been out of it at their sea, but too dumb and whiny and up a tree. After that they get an ignoring in mass, at best, from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 7, 2018
Ready...Setty...Bring The Petty!
The cat made a word. I guess more like added to its word herd. Can you make a word herd? Beats me with any word. Are you mad I did that? Chances are that is a big no where you are at.
A little thing.
A loose string
Something stuck.
What the fluck.
You're out to get me.
You did it, I can see.
You sat that aside.
No? You lied!
A paper out of place.
A sign tipped case.
A little speck of dirt.
Not an ounce of hurt.
You're making work.
You are a jerk.
That is so bad.
Way more than a tad.
Ignore and go.
Sink to a new low.
A low without being.
A low only one is seeing.
You did this.
It's a miss.
You did that.
Hiss and spat.
I'm going to get you.
I know what you do.
I will hide a shoe.
You won't have a clue.
I'll move the fan.
I'll hide the trash can.
I'll blow some dust.
It is just a must.
My palms are sweaty.
But I'm not petty.
You did this to me.
I know because I can see.
Petty and sweaty.
Here's some confetti.
I'll leave it for you to clean up.
There. I knocked over your cup.
Do you find things that aren't there? Hold petty grudges at your lair? Do stupid little things to escalate the crap? I've seen it done by many a lass and chap. What is the point? Just eggs things on at ones joint. Are you petty I used setty? Should I get ready for petty? I don't think I'll worry about such a pass. The cat sure doesn't bother being a petty little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A little thing.
A loose string
Something stuck.
What the fluck.
You're out to get me.
You did it, I can see.
You sat that aside.
No? You lied!
A paper out of place.
A sign tipped case.
A little speck of dirt.
Not an ounce of hurt.
You're making work.
You are a jerk.
That is so bad.
Way more than a tad.
Ignore and go.
Sink to a new low.
A low without being.
A low only one is seeing.
You did this.
It's a miss.
You did that.
Hiss and spat.
I'm going to get you.
I know what you do.
I will hide a shoe.
You won't have a clue.
I'll move the fan.
I'll hide the trash can.
I'll blow some dust.
It is just a must.
My palms are sweaty.
But I'm not petty.
You did this to me.
I know because I can see.
Petty and sweaty.
Here's some confetti.
I'll leave it for you to clean up.
There. I knocked over your cup.
Do you find things that aren't there? Hold petty grudges at your lair? Do stupid little things to escalate the crap? I've seen it done by many a lass and chap. What is the point? Just eggs things on at ones joint. Are you petty I used setty? Should I get ready for petty? I don't think I'll worry about such a pass. The cat sure doesn't bother being a petty little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 6, 2018
A Party Right Comes To Light!
You humans sure go on about rights a bunch. Even when those rights are wrongs and you are out to lunch. Is that where wrongs make rights comes from? Bah, right or wrong I'll get right on it with my rhyming bum.
I have rights.
Days and nights.
Rights I do.
I've got a few.
No need to tell.
Long as hell.
Blows away a few.
I haven't a clue.
That you knew.
Maybe times two.
Two wrongs to right.
Dark to daylight.
Ask Stallone.
In a tunnel all alone.
Yeah, went there.
Right of me at my lair?
Pffft yeah it was,
Just because.
Because I say so.
Sure right, you know.
Rights it works.
Gives some perks.
Perks to jerks.
Rights in the works.
Just like that.
A rightful stat.
An addition or three.
The rights of we.
We have the right.
The right to spite.
If you say no.
Right away we'll go.
All have the right.
The right to spite.
The right to show.
Damned that no.
We have the right to come.
Whether or not we are your chum.
It is our "because we say so" right.
So "surprise" turn on the light.
Pfffffffffffffft some humans are sooooooooo dumb. Do you think you have the right to something when you aren't a chum? One said here they have the right to come to a retirement party being thrown. They have the right because they say so at the tone. Umm, even if said retiree didn't want you there? Even if you weren't invited at your lair? You have the right to go? Damn, rights really have gone to a new low. I have the right to go rob that banker. Do you think that will fly with every wanker? I think it would get a failing pass. I'll stay a jail free and whelmed little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I have rights.
Days and nights.
Rights I do.
I've got a few.
No need to tell.
Long as hell.
Blows away a few.
I haven't a clue.
That you knew.
Maybe times two.
Two wrongs to right.
Dark to daylight.
Ask Stallone.
In a tunnel all alone.
Yeah, went there.
Right of me at my lair?
Pffft yeah it was,
Just because.
Because I say so.
Sure right, you know.
Rights it works.
Gives some perks.
Perks to jerks.
Rights in the works.
Just like that.
A rightful stat.
An addition or three.
The rights of we.
We have the right.
The right to spite.
If you say no.
Right away we'll go.
All have the right.
The right to spite.
The right to show.
Damned that no.
We have the right to come.
Whether or not we are your chum.
It is our "because we say so" right.
So "surprise" turn on the light.
Pfffffffffffffft some humans are sooooooooo dumb. Do you think you have the right to something when you aren't a chum? One said here they have the right to come to a retirement party being thrown. They have the right because they say so at the tone. Umm, even if said retiree didn't want you there? Even if you weren't invited at your lair? You have the right to go? Damn, rights really have gone to a new low. I have the right to go rob that banker. Do you think that will fly with every wanker? I think it would get a failing pass. I'll stay a jail free and whelmed little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 5, 2018
Over We Go With A Return In Tow!
Over and under.Around and through.Lightning and thunder.A returning view.
It leaves and it strikes.It goes with the breeze.Like the riding of bikes.Like the pesky fleas.
Back we go.Back we come.A new yet same show.A new yet same chum.
Glum or glee.Anger or cheer.Blah to weee.Delightful to hear.
Hear you will.Times two or three.A return to fill.A wavering sea.
Back and forth.Up and down.The hills up north.The tiny elf town.
Around and through.Through and around.Told that to you.So shouldn't astound.
But it may.But it will.When a return display,Fits the bill.
Think it is done.Much the way of summer.Gave it's final run.Isn't that a bummer?
So many days.So many weeks.Around comes the maze.Valleys and peaks.
Ever think you are rid of something yet it comes back? Sure can do that with many a thing at many a shack. Some insecurities like to shine back through. One just has to push on at their zoo. Did it before, can do it once more. Whether or not they come back, like summer will at most every shack. Things always come back in mass. In that you can trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 4, 2018
The Excuse To Use Sure Does Amuse!
This one I've heard a time or ten and just had to go at it at my den. For it tends to come from the lazy. Did I name call? Whoopsy daisy. Does a daisy go whoopsy though? Damned if I know.
The sit back and stare.
Sometimes in a pair.
They laugh and giggle,
As their whole body gets a wiggle.
Then comes the excuse.
The one many let loose.
Some can't, but most are lazy.
Trying to hide away in the hazy.
Why eat right or work out?
The first part they shout.
I've known healthy people who died.
The second part in some variation that is spied.
And then deluded they stay.
Believing what they say.
But isn't it the truth?
Yep, that it is at one's booth.
Can do everything right and still croak.
Can just be the fate of a lass or bloke.
That is what they hold onto tight.
Reasoning that let's them feel all right.
Time to burst that bubble.
Maybe bury it in rubble.
Let's pull some stats from my ass.
I'll let it out with some gas.
What are the odds for those they use?
Let's say 1 in 100 as you peruse.
1 in 100 people who take care will still croak.
That just made some nut light up a smoke.
Now let's flip and flop.
Let some other stats drop.
What are the odds that the lazy die?
Care to give that a try?
Probably 30 in 100 or so.
Wow, not quite as low.
Now let's do a little more.
What are the odds some disease or other health issue will come ashore?
75 in 100 sounds right.
Damn, I ruined the lazy person's night.
So whether you tell that excuse to stranger or daughter,
Sorry, it doesn't hold much water.
Ever hear that excuse at your sea? The lazy or those refusing to change sure let it fly free. All they get is a pfffffffffffffft from me. Healthy doesn't guarantee a long life will come to be, but you have way better odds of living longer and being disease free. My stats aren't legit that I used for my spree. They were just there to let the lazy realize they are full of strat. So ends this sass from the cat. If you wish to do nothing, power to you, but don't give me that healthy people die too crap at our zoo. Whoops, I was supposed to end my sass. I guess I'm just a mouthy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The sit back and stare.
Sometimes in a pair.
They laugh and giggle,
As their whole body gets a wiggle.
Then comes the excuse.
The one many let loose.
Some can't, but most are lazy.
Trying to hide away in the hazy.
Why eat right or work out?
The first part they shout.
I've known healthy people who died.
The second part in some variation that is spied.
And then deluded they stay.
Believing what they say.
But isn't it the truth?
Yep, that it is at one's booth.
Can do everything right and still croak.
Can just be the fate of a lass or bloke.
That is what they hold onto tight.
Reasoning that let's them feel all right.
Time to burst that bubble.
Maybe bury it in rubble.
Let's pull some stats from my ass.
I'll let it out with some gas.
What are the odds for those they use?
Let's say 1 in 100 as you peruse.
1 in 100 people who take care will still croak.
That just made some nut light up a smoke.
Now let's flip and flop.
Let some other stats drop.
What are the odds that the lazy die?
Care to give that a try?
Probably 30 in 100 or so.
Wow, not quite as low.
Now let's do a little more.
What are the odds some disease or other health issue will come ashore?
75 in 100 sounds right.
Damn, I ruined the lazy person's night.
So whether you tell that excuse to stranger or daughter,
Sorry, it doesn't hold much water.
Ever hear that excuse at your sea? The lazy or those refusing to change sure let it fly free. All they get is a pfffffffffffffft from me. Healthy doesn't guarantee a long life will come to be, but you have way better odds of living longer and being disease free. My stats aren't legit that I used for my spree. They were just there to let the lazy realize they are full of strat. So ends this sass from the cat. If you wish to do nothing, power to you, but don't give me that healthy people die too crap at our zoo. Whoops, I was supposed to end my sass. I guess I'm just a mouthy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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