Ready...Setty...Bring The Petty!

The cat made a word. I guess more like added to its word herd. Can you make a word herd? Beats me with any word. Are you mad I did that? Chances are that is a big no where you are at.

A little thing.
A loose string
Something stuck.
What the fluck.

You're out to get me.
You did it, I can see.
You sat that aside.
No? You lied!

A paper out of place.
A sign tipped case.
A little speck of dirt.
Not an ounce of hurt.

You're making work.
You are a jerk.
That is so bad.
Way more than a tad.

Ignore and go.
Sink to a new low.
A low without being.
A low only one is seeing.

You did this.
It's a miss.
You did that.
Hiss and spat.

I'm going to get you.
I know what you do.
I will hide a shoe.
You won't have a clue.

I'll move the fan.
I'll hide the trash can.
I'll blow some dust.
It is just a must.

My palms are sweaty.
But I'm not petty.
You did this to me.
I know because I can see.

Petty and sweaty.
Here's some confetti.
I'll leave it for you to clean up.
There. I knocked over your cup.

Do you find things that aren't there? Hold petty grudges at your lair? Do stupid little things to escalate the crap? I've seen it done by many a lass and chap. What is the point? Just eggs things on at ones joint. Are you petty I used setty? Should I get ready for petty? I don't think I'll worry about such a pass. The cat sure doesn't bother being a petty little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.