Pat Hatt's Blog, page 37

A Whoopdi Donkey Day With Cats In The Fray!

Animals are hard to work with for a show. I'm a raisin, I should know. But kids love them all. Those SPCA nuts lap it up at their hall. This could work out well for me. Robbie Raisin the animal lover for all to see.

Marg's Animals'Whoopdi Friggin Doo
A cat lady is here. She has donkeys to give a cheer. This may sure be quite the show. Watch where you step, just so you know.

So who pays attention to ads nowadays, unless it is something you just can't do without. But some ads are fun to read or look at.

You mean you ignore our ads and such? Bah, we can't give you airtime too much.

Something new is always a good thing to explore. Then you know that what you have is really good.

You are trying to tell us what to do? Are you a fortune cookie too?

Not a good idea to lie to the cat. They will know for sure right away that you are not telling them the truth.

Is it okay to lie to everyone else though? Do I really want to know?

Yup, one little post just isn't going to do it. But then who wants to be famous anyway. 

Isn't that why you are here? Fame is great when all peer.

WE think dogs are wonderful companions. They don't do any worse things than the cats here who have destroyed the furniture here. Have a great day Pat.

Who is Pat? Are dogs where it is at? Should we be catering to dog owners? I guess we need to stop selling print toners.

A roll in the grass sounds like the best idea. 

Wow, you really have gone to the dogs. I guess it beats going to hogs.

Just have to be happy with what we have, then we don't have to worry about what we get or don't get. 

Geez, that sure is the dog way. Although we hear eating poop and mooning isn't okay.

How could the moon not be real??? It is out there every night. 

A conspiracy now? Tell us more. Like where, when, why and how.

So sorry. Blue is one of my favorite colors so blue is not allowed to leave. 

Blue is leaving too? This will sure bring in the tin foil hat crew.

Hysterical post. We sure have cats in the barn, cats in the house, cats in the yard, cats in the trees, and cats in the bushes. 

Should we change it to dog loving crazy cat lady? So is the moon shady? Come on. Tell us before dawn. What? Our time is up? She went to play with a pup? This just can't do. We have to know if the moon not being there is true.

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Marg sure left them wanting more. We agree with her fortune cookie advice to at our shore. Be happy with what you have and away you can go. Plus you can live easier with less need for dough. As there aren't a ton of bills. Credit card companies may not get thrills. Right now we can also find cats no matter where we pass. Although they tend to run away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi One By The Ton!

This guy really likes the top. Maybe it won't be a flop. This episode could be #1. Robbie Raisin could then be done. I'll be high up in the sky. Let's now let this episode fly.

Hank'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Will this show be rated #1? I guess it depends on what is spun. So take it away. What do you have to say?

An Odd List That Can't Be Missed!
Perhaps saves time with just a gist
Is taking long breaks
Not at all brain dead
And meeting up ending with a feast

So you want to cook? Not sure they'll give that a look.

Odds Of Creation Get A Notation!
A paper cut in a card plantation
To keep on waiting
There is no stopping
So it might not be a reincarnation

You want to be a cannibal and cook? Hmmm, our viewers may give that a look.

Hank's right on the run
A go at New Year's fun
Thanks True,Pat and Blue
2017's joy with all pf you!

Aren't you a few years back? Did your cooking lack?

A Farmer Type Of Charmer?
Busy in spring and summer
Had been up at dawn
Since day was born
Doing the same as a blogger

Growing your own food. The big business people may give you attitude. 

A What Off Lie Ever So Spry!
Phased off, will make them cry
Must get the ghost-busters
They'll settle the fastest
To help save them from a good-bye

You have ghosts who help you cook? That show may just have the right hook.

Always One More To The Lore!
Better step on it to the fore
Just one more
Such a bother
Saving it for last, what a bore

Just one more? Kinky cooking at your shore?

A Travel Plan For A Winter Fan!
Location a big draw all the time
It's Ittoqqortoormiit
Tongue twister a bit
Experience akin to Santa's land

A tongue twisting time. Some may find that sublime.

Isn't It Grand To Get A Hand?
A thing worth the while to spend
Get the upper hand
Wave them the fan
Then they'll know what you meant

Being the hand on top. That may not be a flop.

Time To Get To It With This Hit!
Stay easy but still can get to it
Like to have
More in life
Getting something with lots of bids

He's taking bidding on is cooking. At least we hope so, we've stopped looking.

Rugrat Ville Fits The Bill!
Childish pranks create ill-will
They act wild
with a smile
Thriving on their own thrills!  

You want the kids to have a fit? Parents may not like it. But kids can make it a hit. #1 you may be for Whoopdi Friggin Doo by a bit. We shall see what else comes due. Watch the rugrats and their diaper loo.

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Hank likes to cook? We never knew that at our nook. Guess he's not always on the road. Maybe off in cooking mode. Or Robbie Raisin may lie. Although he did let the words fly. The cat hates cooking and gives it sass. Just give the food to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Acronym Day Is About To Play!

Maybe they'll figure it out. Maybe they won't know what it's about. That is a good way to keep viewers tuning in. This could be another Whoopdi Friggin Doo win. Robbie Raisin gets that. I am where it is at.

DMS'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
What do the acronyms mean? Care to tell all out there that are watching Whoopdi Friggin Doo on their TV screen?

I have vivid dreams every night. Some are great- some not so much. Wouldn't want to be stuck in a bad one.

We didn't ask that. But if they are naughty vivid dreams feel free to share that stat.

Dating and ads can both be tricky.

That's it? Dream about it but don't take the hit?

I can hold my breath for a while, but that is about it. :)

Why would you need to do that? Are we missing something where we are at?

Try to prevent things, but I also try to enjoy myself- as you never know what is around the corner. :)

Well prevention is good. Do that more should. Do they make ones that can go around a corner though? We may not want them on our show.

You can find all kinds of things on the internet! :) 

Okay, we'll leave it at that. Our viewers can search them out where they are at.

Makes me thinks of the picture book Dog vs. Cat- all about which is better.

Your brain sure goes to weird places. I guess to each their own embraces.

It is amazing how many celebrate days there are. Some are for true celebration and others seem to be just for fun. There is a day for everything!

Everything you say. Wow, really going all out today.

Love find and replace. Not quite as much as copy and paste- but it is a good one for sure. :)

Replaces the worn out ones. That must cost tons.

I don't win many things, but I would love to win $100 gift card.

Only a $100 gift card? I guess things aren't that hard.

I can't believe you have your posts written for a year out! WOW!

I think you saw a repeat of our show. These things aren't written, you know. But that is all we have for today. I guess they only let acronyms on display. Maybe it's a riddle. One you may not want to get in the middle.

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DMS sure had some things to say. Who wouldn't like a $100 gift card at there bay? Unless maybe if it was too a spa. That just gets a bah. Yeah, we won that before. Pffft no bluff and fluff at our shore. There we shall never trespass. I can lick clean my own little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Drunk In A Funk!

Liquor and prima donna actors. We may as well have farmers selling tractors. What could go wrong? Hmm, maybe Robbie Raisin should play along. They may make news in a bad way. A ratings win for the day.

A Beer for The Shower'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Hopefully they aren't drunk like one of the past. I don't know what our viewers will think of a double cast. Maybe two drunks are better than one. We'll find out when this is spun.

A day that commemorates a man in an adult diaper shooting you in the heart with an arrow... I guess I'm not the only one who sees something deeply wrong with that.

Also, I wish I was cool enough to do a rhyming interview.

Being cooler than a man in a diaper is a promising start. Unless you take that fetish to heart.

Don't even talk to me unless it's endorsed by Dr. Oz, but if it is, then I'll hand you my credit card and you just keep charging until you're satisfied.

This show is endorsed by him. Hand me that credit card on a whim.

I wish my paycheck was bigger. What's 25% of 0?

Now you say you can't pay? Pfffft figures we'd get bums on the show today.

I once had a coworker who out of nowhere said, "I wish my penis was 25% bigger." We just all looked at each other in horror. That awkward moment when you know your coworker is undersized. Also, he's Asian. We just pretended he didn't say it.

Hanging around Asians with small peckers. You sure aren't out buying any double deckers.

So all I needed to enjoy Grease was a spoon full of Mary Poppin's sugar? No wonder I thought it was terrible and overrated and John Travolta has always been very obviously gay.

Did you send him to the pecker guy? Wow, what beer makes you let fly.

Today, as we go forth into a new era of artwork, let us all remember where we started from: football headed stick figures with nicotine addiction who constantly soil themselves.
And most people might think I'm going to lose that gun battle because I'm holding my gun wrong, but it's actually a defensive stance. The bullet from Brandon's gun will hit the butt of my gun, bounce off, and take out 90% of his tripod 'third leg' so we can be even.

Or is Brandon's tripod going to look him up? Wow, beer makes you one frisky pup.

I think maybe my dogs are cats. I take them outside, and they just look up at me like they want to come back in. Then I bring them back in, and they lounge on the couch like lazy a-holes.

And then I do the same thing, because hey, smart dogs.

It was just a comparison to force a rhyme. You didn't need to take it to heart like no speech to a mime.

I don't think we have to tell you how much we love zombies, so it's great to see this. What a cool story. He's a role model for me, not just because I love zombies, but because we share the same ability to grow facial hair.

Sitting around is dog like and zombie like? Wow, to the loony bin you may need to take a hike.

Ha! I especially love the million dollar book idea. It seems that everyone I meet has a GREAT idea for a bestselling book, but just can't find the time to write it. That's all you need to do to write a NY Times bestseller, you know. Just write it.

So my idea is bad? What can I do to get there then at my pad?

Hey, we're here! Don't mind the screaming child or the broken body parts. Those are just a part of the job. Unfortunately, I haven't yet broken my head so as to rearrange it back into a football pattern, but just wait until the next camping trip. Maybe I can have a bear sit on my head and flatten it out.

Have a bear flatten my head? I think our days of taking advice from beer nuts are officially dead. And so ends our show...

Greek Mythology: still makes more sense than Scientology.

And after those wise words, now ends our show. Zeus may come down and crap out kids like turds, you know. We can't be around for that. Tune in tomorrow for when we try to round up another dingbat.

******************Look at the beer guys go. They must have gotten into some and were all aglow. Zombie and Travolta loving would take a lot of beer. Not sure which one would strike more fear. Would sure need more than a spoon full of sugar too. Such fetishes the cat never knew. At least they one upped the crazy singing bass. He doesn't have any summer lovin planned that is known to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Fan In Joanne!

We have a fan today. A true one that wants to be on display. How can Robbie Raisin deny a true fan? I have made sure her episode ran. Hope she's not a flash in the pan or in need of a tan.

Joanne Faries'Whoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what she has to say today. After the tabbies I'm not sure what anyone will say. That could make for good TV. So again, let's see.

Haven't been on blog a few days. Having fun with friends at the Jersey shore. Drinking beer! All a blast. Have a happy Monday. Eclipse day here!

Greeeeeaaaat. Now we have a drunk. This episode may end in a funk.

That is a lot of hate. Did you get a rock in your bag like Charlie Brown? Serious issues dude.
Happy Friday- not the 13th

You could tell I hate drunks? Is it as serious as hating monks?

If you eat flying fish, you can fly. Ask Peter Pan. 

Am I supposed to read that like a fortune cookie? Peter Pan may be a monk as he never gets nookie.

nope. I pretty much know when to stop. My mother taught us portion control - applies to food and anything else. 

Well that is good to know. Wouldn't want you worn out for today's show.

Overnight success takes years of sweat. That is for sure 

Is that some more innuendo at play? But yeah, practice makes perfect they say.

Jazz hands for you (I'll stick them out my sunroof in the car)

Getting handsy too. Really raring to go at your zoo.

I refuse to rhyme today
Undersea I am at play
Holding my breath, staying wet
Will see in part 6 who breaks a sweat

You're on round six? Damn, you must know good tricks.

The internet has no soul. It broke our defenses. It does not mend fences
But we are hooked.
We need a breakthrough to save us

That is why you are on a tell all today. No internet, just a TV display.

Do not need it first day
Save for that rainy day
Bucks in the bank are key
In case of emergency

Good to have money to spare. Always able to pay fair.

I am pretty good about completing a mission, except for gym memberships. A good book can keep my butt in a chair instead of donning yogawear. Oh well

Who needs the gym when you are so active at your sea. Don't even need yogawear to come to be.

An ice house would be cool
But tough for school
Fingers writing would get numb
All scores would be dumb

It's no wonder you are raring to go. We would be too if we had to live in some ice house and do this show. So there you have it with another showing. We here at Whoopdi Friggin Doo are never sure where any of it is going.

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Will the jazz hands keep a showing after that? She may curse the cat. But it wasn't me. It was Robbie Raisin with this spree. The cat just rented out the space. I'm sure you all believe that embrace. We sure wouldn't like to live in an ice house with no green grass. It would freeze off my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Tabby Whoopdi Doo Ever So True!

What the heck happened here? We were going on smoothly and all was clear. Where did this episode come from? Do they know how to talk without getting into the rum? The network may be confused. Robbie Raisin isn't amused.

Tabbies of Trout Towne'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
What is this? Is something amiss? How did cats get on TV? Who is this orlin N cassie?

orlin N cassie....ewe noe we iz knot all ther......we now haz de doors song...break on thru...playin in R mindz eye

I guess we get some background noise. Tunes can bring joys.

orlin N cassie

deer apples.... ???

18 centz anda sack oh friez thiz iz frum de bass terd vizshuz deer that tried ts steel de food servizz gurlz car a few bak

heerz two a zebra oto kinda week oh end 

Maybe some hunters will show. What do I know.

orlin N cassie....therz a shitz load oh howl o ween goin on in polly tix rite now, bye de time candee day o fish ul lee getz heer ....we mite all bee "in coztoom".......az de living dead

A horror feature might scare. Viewers beware.

orlin N cassie; when de food gurl waz young; like bak in de 1200's; her hada bulldog...he ate: de end table leg, de sofa cushionz, his bed and de siding off de houz.....

we whooz left in TT haz never been round dawgz....tho we due see em on de sidewalk day N nite takin ther peepulz fora stroll
 
1200's you say at your sea? Damn, we have a vampire on the show today for thee.

orlin N cassie

de food gurl came home frum her place oh employ a few ago yellin how her had two paperz cutz....eye toll her ta wash it out with sum salt water.....my add vize waz ignored....be de last time eye offerz a health tip

tuna of moon

An ignoring vampire. This situation has become dire.

orlin N casie...odds R ya did a grate job with thiz one two day 984 pawz UP N oddz R dadz gonna take credit for it...... { will have ewe see in red  

A vampire with a cat that has 984 paws. Ripley's Believe It Or Not will give us an applause.

orlin N cassie

frank lee... manee haz questioned that we call R blog...a "cat" blog.......N like 700 bazillion other thingz....

A vampire hiding behind a cat. No wonder the questions come stat.

orlin N cassie...we getted a noe tizz once that we winned sum B and S

and all we had ta due waz pay $ 89,034.57 for shipping N handlin....

we were like oh kay, we iz rite on thiz 

A rich vampire too. Is the FSG looking to advertise on Whoopdi Friggin Doo?

orlin N cassie....de mor onz round heer due shoot em off in de day....like we R sew sure that "lite show" iz amazin.............KNOT.....be jezuz.... happee week oh end two all anda happee birthday canada !!

Shoot them off in the day? Hmm into vampire sex we may not want to stray.

orlin N cassie.....we think we can count on one paw N ewe noe uz N math.......faaaaaaaaa...

de number oh writerz out ther who hit it off big time with ther furst go round

now everee one else thinkz they will two ....oh well

So you are writing a book on your life as a vampire with a cat that has 984 paws? Wow, people may even ignore your trout speak flaws. Look out for that book soon. See you tomorrow before noon.

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Who knew the FGS was a vampire? At least she'll never expire. Always be around to serve food and clean the litter. Although if she drains humans things may turn bitter. We think we'll leave the tabbies to the vampire lass. I wouldn't want her chewing on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Silver Showing As The Whoopdis Keep Growing!

Let's see how today's show turned out. It shouldn't make any pout. Any kids watching will think Santa has come. That won't make any glum. The network will get a thrill. Robbie Raisin therefore will.

Silver Fox'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what a fox can come up with today. Will you make the little kiddies dreams come true with what you say?

I always thought that one wife was one too many.

Kids, turn away. He's out to sterilize the population or maybe go completely the other way.

@ Giggling Betsy: Goosebumps can be a good or bad thing, I guess. Anyway, I like the Batman shrine, but I might design one featuring a Zorro motif. And yes, I can see how navy blue underwear could be a problem, if they aren't washed before their first wearing, haha!

Hmm, parents this isn't Santa for sure. He's delivering underwear and giggling at Betsy which may be impure.

I think of myself as a Thanksgiving turkey whose head was on the chopping block twice, but the ax never fell.

Wow. He's going grim too. These ratings will be something to view.

This post made me think of that old sign that said, "Please don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet."

Hear that kids? If you go peeing in pools he may be flipping some trash lids. What he does with them may be bad. Make sure no peeing is had.

Sometime in my early adulthood, I noticed that most children seem to run everywhere they go. I took a good honest look at my life as it was then, and wondered "All that running, just to wind up here?"
Years later, it occurred to me that children probably run a lot just to keep up with the adults, who have longer legs.

Or maybe they are running from you? What? It had to be said after your head chopping snafu.

And it's nice to see that there's still some mileage in Betsy's "Petsy" nickname.

Are you plugging the nickname you gave? Mileage left will sure let one rave.

Not counting years that I've joined the A-Z Challenge, the most I've ever had scheduled in advance was four or five posts. And even then, it seems like something time-sensitive comes up in the middle somewhere, and I have to post about that and re-schedule all the ones that I've already drafted!

Ohhh. Time sensitive, you say? Is that what it is being called today? Does the library have such a space for such a time sensitive embrace?

I think I've only gone to see Fourth of July fireworks twice in the last twenty years. It was so much more fun when I was a kid. Then again, so were most things!

Damn, that is quite the drought. Maybe one of our viewers will help you out.

Heh. Much better to be a Grammar Nazi.

If you say so. We sure don't no. See what we did there? I bet you did with seconds to spare.

I guess all of the above is just another way of saying that "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

We can live with that. Good intentions sure are where Hell is at. Down the rabbit hole we did go. Hopefully someone out there helps out with a firework show. That is all the time we have for today. Tune in tomorrow to see who comes to play.

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Look at the fox go. Sure not Santa at his show. Maybe that scary Santa. He may ship the cat to Atlanta. Especially for saying Santa so much. Bah, it was just a touch. He is in the bearded class. Shouldn't expect nothing less from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Rose With Little Woes!

I hope we don't air on channel 666. That would get at least one changer flicks. She clearly doesn't like that. Even called someone a brat. Good it wasn't me. Robbie Raisin is too fine, you see.

Rosey'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Is today's show going to be Rosey? Like some ring around the posey? Did I even spell that right? Bah, when said on TV it just needs to sound tight.

I used to be anti-skinny jeans. I don't mind them now (on boys or girls, though I was slower to come around for the former). 

She must have seen yesterday's show. Blue better give those skinny jeans a go.

Ya had to throw in the triple digits. Why I oughta!!

I'm going to put a link in my next contest for people to come over here and type in something lewd as an extra entry. That'll bring search engine crazies to your blog...yep, I think that'll learn ya. ;) Ah...never mind, my posts are are family-friendly only, so that would never do. I'll have to think of some other payback plot. Oh, and I will (she says with an evil mom laugh).

On a side note, I'm putting up a big dorm giveaway today...blankets, towels, etc., if anyone wants to enter. Woot!! :) ;)

Threats and self promoting at the same time. This may turn into Desperate Housewives at the drop of a dime.

My erect back is hunched over like Quasimodo today
A pull from moving furniture is preventing my play
An Open House for my daughter today though is due
So I'll pay for that folly because I must follow through :)

Claiming back pain so we don't sue? My, threats don't become you.

or like me, you can try your best to make it to midnight
but realize the point is probably already moot :)

Can't even stay up late? I don't think payback will ever be your fate.

Zero fake diseases for me, though I just did pull out my back and I'm starting to think I may never walk or sit right again, lol.

Didn't we already do this? Do you need someone to come and give your back a kiss?

We had a visitor ask if they could bring their dogs with them so they weren't home alone all day. I couldn't do that to our cat, lol. He's old and I didn't want to tip the ol' ticker for the little guy. ;)

So are you saying you already did that? Can we ask who it was where you are at?

I always know exactly who you're talking about when you say Halloween Nazi. You've given her a new moniker, lolol

The Halloween Nazi came to visit you? Now that is quite the two.

I've been lost in the ocean...if you close your eyes on a raft and just chill, it doesn't take long for you to get carried away. Luckily, I floated parallel to the beach instead of out to sea. It happened a long time ago, but it was a lesson well learned. ;) When I think of Trudessa, I think of that voice you use for her in your videos, lolol

So you were lost together on a deserted island and dreaming of Truedessa's sexy voice? I guess whatever it takes to rejoice.

Adults who behave like brats...one (at least) at every job and probably most everywhere else as well. Rarely do they bother me, but there has been a time or two.

Are you saying we are bothering you? Score a win for the Whoopdi Friggin Doo crew.

Everything is a race. My second oldest got engaged last year on Valentine's Day. People are already asking him and his girl when they're going to have a baby. They're not even married yet. My son is taking it slow and I'm glad. He's seen a lot of families split up over the years and knows the importance of taking the vows seriously. Thankfully his girl understands (they're such a good fit for each other! I think they're very compatible). I am in their corner, but yeah, life's not a race. Slow is def sometimes better.

There you go all. Wise words after she gave a threatening call. Maybe that is why her threats take so long, or never, come due. She is taking it "slow" at her zoo. Not bad TV though. In some ratings should flow.

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Geez, Rosey is sure as threatening as can be. I never knew she wanted to go get lost in the sea. And with the Halloween Nazi and Truedessa's porn voice too. My, what fantasies come from her zoo. Hmm, she may come give me sass. All the better for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Blue And Maybe Red Too!

A color coded one. This could be fun. A mix and match. A fine addition to the batch. The network can't wait. Robbie Raisin will up his fate. I'll soon be running that place. Go ahead, put another smile on another face.

Blue Grumpster'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
A blue guy that can turn to red? This post will be all colors of the rainbow to bed. We cater to everyone. Blue/red guy, what do you have for fun?

Man boobs... YIKES!

Blah. That isn't for our show. Don't you exercise or cover up when on the go?

Blue mooning is the only way: CLICK!

No thank you. We will have to get the blur going for a streaker in view.

Skinny jeans they want me to wear
Gave him that angry look, made him lose some hair
Nutty salesmen types
Don't believe the hypes

So you go naked to protest skinny jeans? I hope all have tiny TV screens.

That President let me down
Made me look like a clown
But Blue doesn't lie
Or make you cry
Or make you sleep on the floor
Or show you the door
Or call you a wimp
Or make you say hi to The Gimp
Just so you know
At the typing-with-haste show

Now you are blaming a President not even yours? Wow, you really don't want to wear drawers.

Angie'd slapped me twice
Then put me on ice
How nice
Years is a long time
But the Cat won't whine
Which is grand
Where's that Bora sand?

Blaming your wife for it now? When you wear clothes, she must really have a cow.

WE makes THEM sound like a nurse
Making me curse

Playing naughty games as well. The ratings on this episode will be swell.

Fundy Blue and True Blue
And there's Scooby Blue too
Bora... here we come
Partying all night and then some...
Who knows, maybe one day
Having a blast at that Bora Bay

Whoa. You should get your own reality show. Bora Bora, Blue Hangs Low.

So I've gone red?
I'm sure I'm pretty much dead
That's what red devils are,
You know, near and far
Students shiver
When they don't deliver
Hump-happy neighbors run
When I... come (such fun)
I send the cops on their collective hump-hump butt
They might get stuck in a rut
Snip snip sounds like a plan
That neighbor of mine used to be a man
Boot Camp Red sounds good to me
Much more scary than Booty Blue

Too many humpers are a crowd? You don't want them to stand proud? You are embarrassed now? Your life really does wow.

Blue was on the road
Had to work like a blue toad
But I'll be back real soon
Not once in a blue moon
Twerking
Is that working
Could it be
Let's ask Scooby Dooweeeh

Wow, dancing too. Really putting on a Magic Man Boob Mike show in view.

Away you were sent
No idea where you just went
Ha!
As you created another post
From coast to coast
Didn't mean to boast
50,000 bucks would be more like it, though,
If each hit were a buck at the Kitty Cat Show
Now, wouldn't that be grand
As they send those bucks to your land?
Then some would throw a fit
And not just a little bit
As you show off that butler maid
Or maid butler or whatever you call your aid
Or would she be a guy maid
Or a maid guy with a braid?
Where are you going with that feather duster,
Buster!
Gold paths a plenty
Check my shit out, you cognoscenti!
The Cat's on a roll minus the rock
There's a New Cat on the Block!
Forever read and admired, too...
Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo!

I suppose that sums it up there. You won't be getting no $50,000 from Whoopdi Friggin Doo's lair. Didn't you realize this is done for free? But you and your nude butler maids gave plenty of ratings for me.

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Look at Blue go. A protesting the skinny jeans at his show. That may be rather scary. Angie better keep him hidden and not let him on any ferry. She does enjoy slapping him though. Kinky on the go. The cat will go share this with Cass. Scary Blue isn't getting near my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Whoopdi Row With Reap What You Stowe!

2 down and plenty to go. Syndication is looking grand with so many in tow. I guess we'll see what comes next up to the plate. Maybe this episode will even Nielsen rating rate.

Beverly Stowe McClure'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
So how will we start off today. Do you have something grand to say?

My cat and son's dog are good friends.
Until time to eat when the friendship ends.

Are you trying to sell pet products here? Food to stop one from getting an evil peer?

We had corn in our garden this year,
Also cats in the barn that the rats do fear.

So corn is the key? Doesn't that come out the same for the cats, dogs, you and me?

A breakthrough can be good or bad.
It depends on the kind you had.

Ex-lax needs to get ads for today. We need to make sure that corn breaks away.

I'm clapping my hands for you.
An award for your rhyming is surely due.

Now you are sucking up to me? Robbie Raisin can't be bought, at least cheaply.

I remember those long ago dates
And am so happy I found my mate.

So you went on expensive dates? Tell our audience about such mates.

This is a story that truly disturbs me.
Who wants to see such a sight, not even thee.

Wow. We have to know now. We'll beat those soap operas and really, really wow.

One lie leads to another "they" say.
So speaking the truth is a better way.

So speak up, would you? Our viewers want to know what is true.

Ha, ha, kittie pee.
That got a laugh from me.
My kitties won't go in the water though,
So there's nothing to worry about at their show.

Cats? You're talking about cats? We want to hear about you dating rich dingbats.

When my cats look at me
I wonder what they see.
Do they understand the words that I say?
Or are they laughing at me just to pass the day?

Great. We got a crazy cat lady on the show. Is there anything else you think that we ought to know?

After reading this I think I need a little therapy.
Don't tell the cats, it's just between you and me.

Okay. We won't going telling any cats you went crazy. Their whole life might get hazy. There you have it for today all. A crazy cat lady was here having a ball. We'll see what tomorrow brings. Maybe a rat with wings.

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Look at Beverly go. Putting on a cat show. That is fine by this feline. Robbie Raisin may not like that it did align. But bah, just get a cat to eat him. He is a raisin and rather dim. Although a raisin may give me bad gas. I'll have to think about eating him and letting him come out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.