Pat Hatt's Blog, page 35
September 3, 2018
Smelly Pat Gets None From The Cat!
Pat smells weird every day. At least those days where he leaves our bay. Otherwise he just smells the same old weird stench. But now there is a monkey in the wrench. Out he goes and causes my nose woes.
So you are home?Do you want me to roam?I can smell you from here.No way will I come near.
You were feeding them again.They say that is okay at many a den.But a traitor you be.Bad grammar from me.
And what is that?A bad hair day cat?Did it get into roadkill?That hairdo can't thrill.
A hairless cat?Where do you find that?Chowing down on grass.You must have upset Cass.
"Don't bring me into this.I've no reason to hiss.I still get brushed and fed.You're the one with too much crap in his head."
And speaking of crap.Look at this part of the map.Another giant litterbox at play.To fill that, it would take all day.
Those ears are mighty high.What is this guy?He can hippity hop.Will this ever stop?
Bah! Too many burds.The tabbies will have words.Look at those geese.Why can't they be fictional like meese?
And this does it.I knew I smelled them a bit.You were playing with mutts.They eat things that come out butts.
Don't look at me.I won't look at thee.No, I'm not being rude.What was that? Food!
Isn't Pat rude for bringing so many smells home to me? Can't he at least go jump into that sea? That may wash them off. The fish may scoff. Then he may smell of fish poo. I guess we can't win at our zoo. I am not as forgiving as Cass, but you can win me over with food for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
So you are home?Do you want me to roam?I can smell you from here.No way will I come near.
You were feeding them again.They say that is okay at many a den.But a traitor you be.Bad grammar from me.
And what is that?A bad hair day cat?Did it get into roadkill?That hairdo can't thrill.
A hairless cat?Where do you find that?Chowing down on grass.You must have upset Cass.
"Don't bring me into this.I've no reason to hiss.I still get brushed and fed.You're the one with too much crap in his head."
And speaking of crap.Look at this part of the map.Another giant litterbox at play.To fill that, it would take all day.
Those ears are mighty high.What is this guy?He can hippity hop.Will this ever stop?
Bah! Too many burds.The tabbies will have words.Look at those geese.Why can't they be fictional like meese?
And this does it.I knew I smelled them a bit.You were playing with mutts.They eat things that come out butts.
Don't look at me.I won't look at thee.No, I'm not being rude.What was that? Food!
Isn't Pat rude for bringing so many smells home to me? Can't he at least go jump into that sea? That may wash them off. The fish may scoff. Then he may smell of fish poo. I guess we can't win at our zoo. I am not as forgiving as Cass, but you can win me over with food for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 2, 2018
It Hasn't Happened In...Make It Up To Win!
The cat will let you in on a lot today. You will know a lot to come to play. You may now get the Jeopardy win. Of course I may be lying at our bin. You'll never know. Away we go.
Hasn't happened in a while.
It long ago went out of style.
There just is no cause for it.
So no need to have a fit.
It hasn't snowed in 1000 years.
That will sure get some cheers.
It hasn't been hot in 500 more.
That makes it easy to do a chore.
A cat hasn't been in in 400 plus.
That may make some fuss.
A bat left 467 years ago.
Trust me, I'm in the know.
It was 1007 years ago.
That is when it did blow.
What exactly was it?
Who needs to know that shit.
1096 years since the earth was whelmed.
Add another 5 and you get when it was helmed.
Helmed by the almighty Zeus.
Watch out for a lightning bolt in your caboose.
1050 years since it hit that price.
That is so not nice.
1050 more since it shrunk.
Bad math makes that go kerplunk.
437 years since it was made.
It didn't have any shade.
What exactly was it?
Didn't we already do that bit?
647 years since they raised that point.
That is quite the point at their joint.
What exactly is the point of it?
Don't think too much as you'll have a fit.
389 years since we hit a frog.
That sure isn't a road hog.
We'll leave that to the toad.
Hank and Blue enjoy that mode.
1/365 years since I did a post.
To that you can be sure of at my coast.
Unless you missed yesterday.
If you did, could be 184 years at your bay.
Do you pull numbers out your butt? Exaggerate a little bit at your hut? Many things we have no track of past 150 years ago. Yet, many use the 1000 years or more will blow. Let's guesstimate that this post will still be standing in 1000 years. I could cause the aliens fears. They may search for my singing bass. And all they'll find is rotten gas from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Hasn't happened in a while.
It long ago went out of style.
There just is no cause for it.
So no need to have a fit.
It hasn't snowed in 1000 years.
That will sure get some cheers.
It hasn't been hot in 500 more.
That makes it easy to do a chore.
A cat hasn't been in in 400 plus.
That may make some fuss.
A bat left 467 years ago.
Trust me, I'm in the know.
It was 1007 years ago.
That is when it did blow.
What exactly was it?
Who needs to know that shit.
1096 years since the earth was whelmed.
Add another 5 and you get when it was helmed.
Helmed by the almighty Zeus.
Watch out for a lightning bolt in your caboose.
1050 years since it hit that price.
That is so not nice.
1050 more since it shrunk.
Bad math makes that go kerplunk.
437 years since it was made.
It didn't have any shade.
What exactly was it?
Didn't we already do that bit?
647 years since they raised that point.
That is quite the point at their joint.
What exactly is the point of it?
Don't think too much as you'll have a fit.
389 years since we hit a frog.
That sure isn't a road hog.
We'll leave that to the toad.
Hank and Blue enjoy that mode.
1/365 years since I did a post.
To that you can be sure of at my coast.
Unless you missed yesterday.
If you did, could be 184 years at your bay.
Do you pull numbers out your butt? Exaggerate a little bit at your hut? Many things we have no track of past 150 years ago. Yet, many use the 1000 years or more will blow. Let's guesstimate that this post will still be standing in 1000 years. I could cause the aliens fears. They may search for my singing bass. And all they'll find is rotten gas from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
September 1, 2018
Time For Simple Like Popping A Pimple!
You humans sure use simple a bunch. Sometimes you are really out to lunch. Not even your words come out simple as can be. Of course they are also used by me. So I guess there is that. Time for a simple chat.
A simple post.
Give it a toast.
Maybe eat roast.
Could even boast.
It's simple time.
Go bug a mime.
That isn't a crime.
So says the mime.
Simply rhyme.
Give a chime.
Make the words match.
The end of each batch.
Go with the flow.
Simple, you know.
Do you know?
A simple brain flow.
You don't know?
Now that's low.
It's simple to do.
Follow the crew.
What was that?
A simple chat?
Isn't that what we're doing?
Do we need to start mooing?
A simple life.
Man and wife.
Does this make me look fat?
Nothing simple about that.
A simple buy.
We tell no lie.
This is what it is.
Next they'll be a quiz.
A simple task.
No need to ask.
House burns down.
A simple frown.
Simply simple.
Like popping a pimple.
Whoops, won't pop.
Simple has to stop.
Isn't it only simple if you know? If you don't, simple may go out the window. Talking and walking isn't simple until you learn. Of course it is simple with many a yearly return. But not simple until you do so. So simple may not always show. I simply had to show that with this pass because I'm simply just a poking fun little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A simple post.
Give it a toast.
Maybe eat roast.
Could even boast.
It's simple time.
Go bug a mime.
That isn't a crime.
So says the mime.
Simply rhyme.
Give a chime.
Make the words match.
The end of each batch.
Go with the flow.
Simple, you know.
Do you know?
A simple brain flow.
You don't know?
Now that's low.
It's simple to do.
Follow the crew.
What was that?
A simple chat?
Isn't that what we're doing?
Do we need to start mooing?
A simple life.
Man and wife.
Does this make me look fat?
Nothing simple about that.
A simple buy.
We tell no lie.
This is what it is.
Next they'll be a quiz.
A simple task.
No need to ask.
House burns down.
A simple frown.
Simply simple.
Like popping a pimple.
Whoops, won't pop.
Simple has to stop.
Isn't it only simple if you know? If you don't, simple may go out the window. Talking and walking isn't simple until you learn. Of course it is simple with many a yearly return. But not simple until you do so. So simple may not always show. I simply had to show that with this pass because I'm simply just a poking fun little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 31, 2018
Baked Up Without A Whoopdi Hiccup!
Did we turn into the food network today. I suppose all eat at their bay. Maybe a new audience will come due. That is fine for Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Fine by Robbie Raisin too. Syndication is just in view.
Gloria'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
What are you cooking up today? Anything that will make our viewers shout, yay!
Hope these are lies Pat
Who is Pat? Can't we get a recipe where you are at?
There summer, here autumn almost winter, enjoy your summer Pat
So the season plays a role? Is saying Pat every time your goal?
Never would forget all you make and talk here Pat:) :)
A good memory is grand. If only we knew this Pat guy in Whoopdi Friggin Doo land.
the cat send you a dove?lol
Hope you feel well:))
Well wishes is fine. But when will a recipe align?
aah The cat know all tricks lol
You get obsessed quite a bit. First Pat and now the cat is it.
Really sounds scary but Im not a Halloween fan :)
They are Halloween people? Can't they hide under a roof with a steeple?
Good! I love walmart, microwves and Alaska:)))
The people of walmart must love you and your grocery cart.
Of course she is nice
Not matter she doesnt has any blog in her lair.
You meet a walmart fan? Into the woman and not a man?
Think positive is ok! you can sleep, think in others things (lol) and rets for a while, In some seminars when I was bore I draw:) good luck:)
Seminars on boring can be boring. Is that the point while you are positively exploring?
yes is true many pages and sites in blogland, but you have to know what sites are the best to you they offer and we choose or all we offer? I offer my recipes too:))
So you are finally going to give us a recipe to see? Come on. We want one for free? The time is running out. I guess you have a recipe drought. Leaving all of our fans in the lurch. I guess recipes elsewhere they will have to search.
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Look at Gloria hoarding the recipes away. I guess she has too many seminars to go to at her bay. Or maybe she is spying on people at walmart. She has to go spy and fill her cart. She sure says Pat's name a lot with each pass. How rude that she ignores my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Gloria'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
What are you cooking up today? Anything that will make our viewers shout, yay!
Hope these are lies Pat
Who is Pat? Can't we get a recipe where you are at?
There summer, here autumn almost winter, enjoy your summer Pat
So the season plays a role? Is saying Pat every time your goal?
Never would forget all you make and talk here Pat:) :)
A good memory is grand. If only we knew this Pat guy in Whoopdi Friggin Doo land.
the cat send you a dove?lol
Hope you feel well:))
Well wishes is fine. But when will a recipe align?
aah The cat know all tricks lol
You get obsessed quite a bit. First Pat and now the cat is it.
Really sounds scary but Im not a Halloween fan :)
They are Halloween people? Can't they hide under a roof with a steeple?
Good! I love walmart, microwves and Alaska:)))
The people of walmart must love you and your grocery cart.
Of course she is nice
Not matter she doesnt has any blog in her lair.
You meet a walmart fan? Into the woman and not a man?
Think positive is ok! you can sleep, think in others things (lol) and rets for a while, In some seminars when I was bore I draw:) good luck:)
Seminars on boring can be boring. Is that the point while you are positively exploring?
yes is true many pages and sites in blogland, but you have to know what sites are the best to you they offer and we choose or all we offer? I offer my recipes too:))
So you are finally going to give us a recipe to see? Come on. We want one for free? The time is running out. I guess you have a recipe drought. Leaving all of our fans in the lurch. I guess recipes elsewhere they will have to search.
***********************
Look at Gloria hoarding the recipes away. I guess she has too many seminars to go to at her bay. Or maybe she is spying on people at walmart. She has to go spy and fill her cart. She sure says Pat's name a lot with each pass. How rude that she ignores my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 30, 2018
A Ducky Post For A Whoopdi Roast!
Can we allow name changers on here? I guess Prince did it with no fear. That must mean it is okay. Robbie Raisin will let it play. Just don't go buying any ducks. Whoopdi Friggin Doo wants your bucks.
Manzi's....Belva'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
A name changer is now on display. Maybe she is running from the law at her bay.
May you not get scammed
By one who's head with sand is crammed
Or ratface with IQ zero
Who sits alone, despised like Nero
Or keeping the scammers away. Those ratfaces can go drown in a bay.
To hate your hate you need some bate
It's plain and simple, natural fate
I was late to cheer the Blue
Should I drink some mountain dew?
You hate the hate but like mountain dew? Don't you know that can rot the insides of you?
Tie me down and feed me grass
I think sports are really crass
Grunt and groan and sweat like pigs
I'd rather read and eat some figs
Okay, mountain dew may be better than bondage and grass eating. That image our viewers may want to start deleting.
Curtain pullers, peek-a-boo
Attention grabbers through and through
Smile real big, ain't that a tooth
No excuse to act uncouth
You like peepers watching you? You sure have strange taste at your zoo.
A break through or a break down
Or a break up will give one a frown
Step aside, let the breaks have their say
With breaks, is there any other way
Commercial breaks pay the bills. With or without peeping thrills.
Come visit the prevention convention
You may get an honorable mention
But if you don't why fret and wail
Next year your ship will surely sail
How to prevent what? Scammers or peepers or maybe King Tut?
The 2nd verse made me laugh
Those around me think I'm daff
Fall in shower and hit your head
Not only blog but you is dead
Morbid too. You sure have weird thoughts for all to view.
One hundred is a far-out goal
Like counting guppies in a bowl
Gamblers like the number seven
Think it brings them close to heaven
Eleven too, can bring some luck
Like a galley shooting duck
Lots of numbers for Hank to beat
All the others he will defeat
Numbers and 100 in the making. In triple digits one day you may be partaking.
One more road to travel before I settle down
One more path that's leading to another dusty town
One more seedy honky tonk with corn meal on the floor
Cowboys lined up at the bar, waiting just to score
One more twangy melody from the strings of my guitar
A cacophony of buzzing flies on a wet and sticky bar
One more faded rodeo queen staggers to the door
With busted dreams of Hollywood, smashed forevermore
How do I get out of this rhyme, I really want to leave
I'll say adieu and close the book, go laughing up my sleeve
You sure have lots to do. 100 must shine on through. Watch those cowboys though. They may want many a pasture to mow.
If Sunday became Friday, the old switcheroo
Would you piss amd moan and have nothing to do?
Would it just change a habit or change your whole life
Would it make one as stupid as ole Barney Fife?
Maybe cook in the kitchen from morning to night
Wear a hat like Aunt Bea that gives one a fright
Sing a song like the Gomar and play dumb inbetween
Wait for your chance and steal every good scene
Well no matter the day I'm going to piss at least 10 times before bed comes to play. But no singing or whistling a merry tune. That may scare viewers away from our sand dune.
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Look at Belva go. She enjoys a peep show. That I never would have guessed. I guess it is good she confessed. Or maybe not. Some of those peep shows may cause eye rot. She sure has one more of a lot to do. One more can be good to ring true. Except if you always have one more need to pass gas. We wouldn't want to be a backed up little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Manzi's....Belva'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
A name changer is now on display. Maybe she is running from the law at her bay.
May you not get scammed
By one who's head with sand is crammed
Or ratface with IQ zero
Who sits alone, despised like Nero
Or keeping the scammers away. Those ratfaces can go drown in a bay.
To hate your hate you need some bate
It's plain and simple, natural fate
I was late to cheer the Blue
Should I drink some mountain dew?
You hate the hate but like mountain dew? Don't you know that can rot the insides of you?
Tie me down and feed me grass
I think sports are really crass
Grunt and groan and sweat like pigs
I'd rather read and eat some figs
Okay, mountain dew may be better than bondage and grass eating. That image our viewers may want to start deleting.
Curtain pullers, peek-a-boo
Attention grabbers through and through
Smile real big, ain't that a tooth
No excuse to act uncouth
You like peepers watching you? You sure have strange taste at your zoo.
A break through or a break down
Or a break up will give one a frown
Step aside, let the breaks have their say
With breaks, is there any other way
Commercial breaks pay the bills. With or without peeping thrills.
Come visit the prevention convention
You may get an honorable mention
But if you don't why fret and wail
Next year your ship will surely sail
How to prevent what? Scammers or peepers or maybe King Tut?
The 2nd verse made me laugh
Those around me think I'm daff
Fall in shower and hit your head
Not only blog but you is dead
Morbid too. You sure have weird thoughts for all to view.
One hundred is a far-out goal
Like counting guppies in a bowl
Gamblers like the number seven
Think it brings them close to heaven
Eleven too, can bring some luck
Like a galley shooting duck
Lots of numbers for Hank to beat
All the others he will defeat
Numbers and 100 in the making. In triple digits one day you may be partaking.
One more road to travel before I settle down
One more path that's leading to another dusty town
One more seedy honky tonk with corn meal on the floor
Cowboys lined up at the bar, waiting just to score
One more twangy melody from the strings of my guitar
A cacophony of buzzing flies on a wet and sticky bar
One more faded rodeo queen staggers to the door
With busted dreams of Hollywood, smashed forevermore
How do I get out of this rhyme, I really want to leave
I'll say adieu and close the book, go laughing up my sleeve
You sure have lots to do. 100 must shine on through. Watch those cowboys though. They may want many a pasture to mow.
If Sunday became Friday, the old switcheroo
Would you piss amd moan and have nothing to do?
Would it just change a habit or change your whole life
Would it make one as stupid as ole Barney Fife?
Maybe cook in the kitchen from morning to night
Wear a hat like Aunt Bea that gives one a fright
Sing a song like the Gomar and play dumb inbetween
Wait for your chance and steal every good scene
Well no matter the day I'm going to piss at least 10 times before bed comes to play. But no singing or whistling a merry tune. That may scare viewers away from our sand dune.
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Look at Belva go. She enjoys a peep show. That I never would have guessed. I guess it is good she confessed. Or maybe not. Some of those peep shows may cause eye rot. She sure has one more of a lot to do. One more can be good to ring true. Except if you always have one more need to pass gas. We wouldn't want to be a backed up little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 29, 2018
Pull A Card As Whoopdi Goes Hard!
Goes hardcore today. You may want to look away. Yeah, we really aren't going to. That is just a hook to fool you. Works for NCIS you know. Robbie Raisin doesn't mind stealing for his show.
Birgit'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see how she begins our show today. Will she go creative with that she has to say?
One more cookie sounds divine
one more chocolate..I won't whine.
One more nookie before I go?
One is never enough at my show:)
Damn. Sure wants more and more. Score for those looking to umm explore.
So much can hide in corn stalks from snakes to nasty spiders. I have never been a farmer but often visited one in my youth and cats were always there. Now all we have is 5 at our bay...that's enough I have to say.
Is that some kind of double speak? Viewers, avoid cornstalks that leak.
Just like those nasty brats
whether they be young or old rug rats.
they need a spanking or two.
Yes, I believe in that, I do.
Wow. Watch out PTA. Birgit is coming to spank you today.
I thought Patrick Duffy would appear as the man from Atlantis! I think breathing under water would be fun...unless sharks and Orcas were around. Being peed on is not fun, nor is throwing up or eating those white grubs-yuck
Did you have to go all bodily stuff? Isn't playing with cornstalks enough?
This might make people cringe
which is aok by me especially if they binge.
why, would they binge, you say?
I would have National Bowel day!
Yep. She went there. Poop and pee. Brats better truly beware.
I have to admit I like the Old and true
but I do force myself to try some new.
How can one expand one's mind
unless we change things up, I find
Old and true with a spanking. Don't forget that cornstalk yanking.
I am guilty of paying for a swim class
Going often but later, sitting on my ass.
I love to swim but hate the heat
I'm sweaty, clammy & can't put my socks on my feet.
Now, I'm wanting to write a book about my mom
Procrastinating and fear it will be a bomb.
I know, I know sounds silly for sure
Actually, sounds like a bag of manure.
Back to farming and poop. My, she sure goes around in a loop.
These are such fun..fun?? adventures but not sure all humans should be fixed. Some should be for sure but not all.
Told you so. Wouldn't be fun to be fixed, you know.
Do people know Mary Pickford?
Or Douglas Fairbanks? It sounds absurd
But nope, they don't. They were famous
In their day, no muss or fuss.
They created United Artists and more
Now they are nothing but folklore.
So many want fame right away.
They forget it is fleeting no matter what one has to say
So that is why you want to snip snip so many? So then there won't be any?
Thank you a bunch
I even read this before lunch!
I have had paper cuts and more!
I sneezed and created glitter galore.
Up the nose , all over the place
It was glitter in my hair and on my face.
Glad you like my Movie Picks
I am humbled that you wrote about me which gave me kicks:)
Ok..not a great poet..and you know it:)
Glitter up the nose and paper cuts galore. You may want to watch that for a nookie encore. She sure has umm fun farming in her place. To see who comes tomorrow, watch this space.
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Birgit sure creates much. She even likes to touch. I guess if leaking cornstalks aren't near, power to her and her cheer. But if you make her mad, a spanking may be had. I suppose some like that too. Sigh to the old and true. All I can say is that I wouldn't want to trespass, she could spank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Birgit'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see how she begins our show today. Will she go creative with that she has to say?
One more cookie sounds divine
one more chocolate..I won't whine.
One more nookie before I go?
One is never enough at my show:)
Damn. Sure wants more and more. Score for those looking to umm explore.
So much can hide in corn stalks from snakes to nasty spiders. I have never been a farmer but often visited one in my youth and cats were always there. Now all we have is 5 at our bay...that's enough I have to say.
Is that some kind of double speak? Viewers, avoid cornstalks that leak.
Just like those nasty brats
whether they be young or old rug rats.
they need a spanking or two.
Yes, I believe in that, I do.
Wow. Watch out PTA. Birgit is coming to spank you today.
I thought Patrick Duffy would appear as the man from Atlantis! I think breathing under water would be fun...unless sharks and Orcas were around. Being peed on is not fun, nor is throwing up or eating those white grubs-yuck
Did you have to go all bodily stuff? Isn't playing with cornstalks enough?
This might make people cringe
which is aok by me especially if they binge.
why, would they binge, you say?
I would have National Bowel day!
Yep. She went there. Poop and pee. Brats better truly beware.
I have to admit I like the Old and true
but I do force myself to try some new.
How can one expand one's mind
unless we change things up, I find
Old and true with a spanking. Don't forget that cornstalk yanking.
I am guilty of paying for a swim class
Going often but later, sitting on my ass.
I love to swim but hate the heat
I'm sweaty, clammy & can't put my socks on my feet.
Now, I'm wanting to write a book about my mom
Procrastinating and fear it will be a bomb.
I know, I know sounds silly for sure
Actually, sounds like a bag of manure.
Back to farming and poop. My, she sure goes around in a loop.
These are such fun..fun?? adventures but not sure all humans should be fixed. Some should be for sure but not all.
Told you so. Wouldn't be fun to be fixed, you know.
Do people know Mary Pickford?
Or Douglas Fairbanks? It sounds absurd
But nope, they don't. They were famous
In their day, no muss or fuss.
They created United Artists and more
Now they are nothing but folklore.
So many want fame right away.
They forget it is fleeting no matter what one has to say
So that is why you want to snip snip so many? So then there won't be any?
Thank you a bunch
I even read this before lunch!
I have had paper cuts and more!
I sneezed and created glitter galore.
Up the nose , all over the place
It was glitter in my hair and on my face.
Glad you like my Movie Picks
I am humbled that you wrote about me which gave me kicks:)
Ok..not a great poet..and you know it:)
Glitter up the nose and paper cuts galore. You may want to watch that for a nookie encore. She sure has umm fun farming in her place. To see who comes tomorrow, watch this space.
*****************
Birgit sure creates much. She even likes to touch. I guess if leaking cornstalks aren't near, power to her and her cheer. But if you make her mad, a spanking may be had. I suppose some like that too. Sigh to the old and true. All I can say is that I wouldn't want to trespass, she could spank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 28, 2018
Whoopdi's Claim To What's In A Name!
How do you even say that? Is that for French viewers at their welcome mat? Would they welcome such a thing? Robbie Raisin needs to find a new network wing. This is getting hard on my head. I may need to go to bed.
Bijoux'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what the weird spelled name has up her sleeve. I hope she won't make our viewers leave.
Speaking of ass, I never understood the phrase, 'Your ass is grass'
Maybe your ass is concrete is far more neat? Why did you start off with that meet and greet?
I can't think of anything worse than winter.
So you went with second worse? My, your brain must be a curse.
I didn't realize it was such a strange word till now.
Brain is strange? Wow, you may be out on the range.
One and Done
That's it for Some!
One thought and then on to another plot?
May you not hear from any government agency!
I guess so. Do you give tinfoil hats a go?
The cat knows what to do (or not do) on a hot summer day.
And you speak to cats? Wow, Whoopdi Friggin Doo sure attracts some dingbats.
Well, I suppose now that you put it out there in cyberspace, we will have some Titanic conspiracies going around.
Me? That was you. Don't go roping Robbie Raisin into your tinfoil hat crew.
Nest time, they can cook something with a stick of butter?
Does butter keep the g-men away? What do the aliens have to say?
lol.....I'm already seeing the crap in the stores!
Aliens are invading through making us buy junk? Wow. Are you sure you aren't just in some coma-like induced funk?
I have issues, but fortunately, none of those!
Clearly you have quite a few. I guess it is good no coma has shined on through. May your tinfoil hat keep you safe from everyone. I'm sure you have tinfoil sitting around by the ton.
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Who knew Bijoux was so strange. Those aliens must sure have range. Putting stuff out for us to buy. Then they make us broke while they hover in the sky. I guess I may need to find some tinfoil too. Damn it. Bijoux bought it all at her zoo. I guess I'll just have to face the alien mass. They'll run when I gas them with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Bijoux'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what the weird spelled name has up her sleeve. I hope she won't make our viewers leave.
Speaking of ass, I never understood the phrase, 'Your ass is grass'
Maybe your ass is concrete is far more neat? Why did you start off with that meet and greet?
I can't think of anything worse than winter.
So you went with second worse? My, your brain must be a curse.
I didn't realize it was such a strange word till now.
Brain is strange? Wow, you may be out on the range.
One and Done
That's it for Some!
One thought and then on to another plot?
May you not hear from any government agency!
I guess so. Do you give tinfoil hats a go?
The cat knows what to do (or not do) on a hot summer day.
And you speak to cats? Wow, Whoopdi Friggin Doo sure attracts some dingbats.
Well, I suppose now that you put it out there in cyberspace, we will have some Titanic conspiracies going around.
Me? That was you. Don't go roping Robbie Raisin into your tinfoil hat crew.
Nest time, they can cook something with a stick of butter?
Does butter keep the g-men away? What do the aliens have to say?
lol.....I'm already seeing the crap in the stores!
Aliens are invading through making us buy junk? Wow. Are you sure you aren't just in some coma-like induced funk?
I have issues, but fortunately, none of those!
Clearly you have quite a few. I guess it is good no coma has shined on through. May your tinfoil hat keep you safe from everyone. I'm sure you have tinfoil sitting around by the ton.
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Who knew Bijoux was so strange. Those aliens must sure have range. Putting stuff out for us to buy. Then they make us broke while they hover in the sky. I guess I may need to find some tinfoil too. Damn it. Bijoux bought it all at her zoo. I guess I'll just have to face the alien mass. They'll run when I gas them with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 27, 2018
A Halloween Sight For This Whoopdi's Flight!
Can we even say Nazi on TV? Isn't it not PC? Even if Halloween is stuck in front. The censors may grunt. But I'll let it go. This is Robbie Raisin's Whoopdi Friggin Doo show.
Theresa'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Halloween merchandise we can sure move today. Let's see what scary things she can say.
Can't say I've ever had a fake disease. I'm one who will have a real one and will brush it off like it's no big deal. It's only when I think I'm truly dying do I seek out medical help.
Zombies are among us. That should creates some sales of fake puss.
I've already made my first Halloween purchase of the year. I'm getting ready. And no, that wasn't a dirty look I gave you. I named my voodoo doughnut Pat and pressed the pretzel steak into his heart extra hard before biting his head off ;)
Cannibals and zombies at play. Wow, I think she may need help at her bay.
No Halloween hate will ever come my way. I am already scoping out the stores wondering why they don't have their decorations out yet. I did make my first purchase of the year 2 weeks ago, but dang it, I am ready for more!
Yes. Yes. We heard you. Your first purchase has already come due.
I am a horrible breath holder, so I try to keep my head above water. Out of it if I can help it so I can avoid the pee streams too.
Well that was a whole new direction. Good that you are on pee detection.
I try to learn something new at least once a year. An idle mind is the devil's workshop, or so my granny always said.
So this year it was how to detect pee? Do I want to know what next year will be?
I can't remember the last time I read a classified ad, though I've seen some pretty funny ones in my day.
What are you taking out an ad for? Our viewers may run if they know the Halloween Nazi is looking to explore.
I know a lot of people who have been at it for years and have some great content, but hardly get any recognition. Then, you have some asshole like "cash me ousside" girl who utters something stupid, pops up a website and some social media channels and boom. Instant success. The world is a messed up place.
Let's hope you aren't into classified ads for years. That would strike many fears.
Reminds me of the 30 year old at my nieces birthday party who joined in on Musical Chairs. The bastard was competitive too, trying to beat out the 10 year olds to win the game. A complete immature ass, if you ask me!
Yeah. That is scary too. Go all cannibal on him if you want at your zoo.
Does he farm here in Indiana, because it seems that all we have as far as the eye can see is corn. I'm sure there are a few serial killers lurking about in them too. Or, just a few meth heads, since we are the meth capital of the country.
No wonder you've gone zombie cannibal like. Corn, serial killers and meth heads would make any take such a hike.
I have a family full of them. Always talking about what they are going to be doing, but never get off their butts and accomplish a single thing.
I guess a family that eats together umm any meth head storm they can weather? She really takes Halloween to heart. Watch out viewers as she may end up eating that and any other part.
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No wonder Theresa likes Halloween so much. The cat wouldn't want her to reach out and touch. We have no meat on our bones anyway. Go after someone who sits on their butt all day. We don't want to be cannibal food. Biting off a head is just rude. Is a killer who eats serial killers that bad of a lass? Hmm I'll get back to you on that with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Theresa'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Halloween merchandise we can sure move today. Let's see what scary things she can say.
Can't say I've ever had a fake disease. I'm one who will have a real one and will brush it off like it's no big deal. It's only when I think I'm truly dying do I seek out medical help.
Zombies are among us. That should creates some sales of fake puss.
I've already made my first Halloween purchase of the year. I'm getting ready. And no, that wasn't a dirty look I gave you. I named my voodoo doughnut Pat and pressed the pretzel steak into his heart extra hard before biting his head off ;)
Cannibals and zombies at play. Wow, I think she may need help at her bay.
No Halloween hate will ever come my way. I am already scoping out the stores wondering why they don't have their decorations out yet. I did make my first purchase of the year 2 weeks ago, but dang it, I am ready for more!
Yes. Yes. We heard you. Your first purchase has already come due.
I am a horrible breath holder, so I try to keep my head above water. Out of it if I can help it so I can avoid the pee streams too.
Well that was a whole new direction. Good that you are on pee detection.
I try to learn something new at least once a year. An idle mind is the devil's workshop, or so my granny always said.
So this year it was how to detect pee? Do I want to know what next year will be?
I can't remember the last time I read a classified ad, though I've seen some pretty funny ones in my day.
What are you taking out an ad for? Our viewers may run if they know the Halloween Nazi is looking to explore.
I know a lot of people who have been at it for years and have some great content, but hardly get any recognition. Then, you have some asshole like "cash me ousside" girl who utters something stupid, pops up a website and some social media channels and boom. Instant success. The world is a messed up place.
Let's hope you aren't into classified ads for years. That would strike many fears.
Reminds me of the 30 year old at my nieces birthday party who joined in on Musical Chairs. The bastard was competitive too, trying to beat out the 10 year olds to win the game. A complete immature ass, if you ask me!
Yeah. That is scary too. Go all cannibal on him if you want at your zoo.
Does he farm here in Indiana, because it seems that all we have as far as the eye can see is corn. I'm sure there are a few serial killers lurking about in them too. Or, just a few meth heads, since we are the meth capital of the country.
No wonder you've gone zombie cannibal like. Corn, serial killers and meth heads would make any take such a hike.
I have a family full of them. Always talking about what they are going to be doing, but never get off their butts and accomplish a single thing.
I guess a family that eats together umm any meth head storm they can weather? She really takes Halloween to heart. Watch out viewers as she may end up eating that and any other part.
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No wonder Theresa likes Halloween so much. The cat wouldn't want her to reach out and touch. We have no meat on our bones anyway. Go after someone who sits on their butt all day. We don't want to be cannibal food. Biting off a head is just rude. Is a killer who eats serial killers that bad of a lass? Hmm I'll get back to you on that with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 26, 2018
A Spoiled Way For Whoopdi Today!
That is what I want. Ratings like that should haunt. I want to be pampered too. Robbie Raisin deserves it through and through. I even say my own name a ton. I want where they run.
Tamago'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Robbie Raisin has to keep his streak alive. I am not sure Whoopdi Friggin Doo would survive. Yep, we need another cat. Now we have two to double the stat.
Haha I do hope there will be less remakes but more new stuff. May you not have to watch remakes, revivals, sequels all the time
With Whoopdi Friggin Doo that never comes into view.
I often take blog breaks to take naps.
But how would you know. A napping you go.
I went to store the other day and they are selling Halloween stuff already!
We don't do anything special for the day.. No candy or no costume in our house :-)
So you lied? Liars never fall on the right side.
LOL thank you for friendly advice! No sugar coating, that makes the best advice:-)
Who is being friendly about it? Sugar coating may give one a hyper fit.
At work, something always, always gets in the way! Oh well, no smooth sailing, I just need to steer :-)
No wonder you are a sugar addict. Steer a ship can be hard to depict.
I haven't searched job for years so don't have such experience. But it reminds me of automated phone system! You call and answer so many questions before reaching actual person. Then they ask the SAME question!
Didn't you say no more remakes? Are you now doing double takes?
I've noticed there are something-something day, like every day! I thought nap day would be nice, and I'm pleasantly surprised there is in fact national napping day :-)
And now you are back to the napping. You really are giving us a remake lapping.
Prevention keeps you from troubles for sure! But I often fall into "oh I should have done that" situation!
See what all that napping does to you? Not just remakes that come due.
Funny I'm waiting to hop on airplane right now! Not going where bear might come by, though :-)
How are you hopping on a plane if you are here? Do you have one landing near?
Blogger phasing off is a scary thought, even if I know it's not true!
LOL at fans blow ghosts away :-)
It is going to be a ghost plane? Bloggers everywhere better hop a train. Viewers you better as well. These ghost loving cats are trying to raise hell. Beware one and all. They may be coming for you from just down the hall.
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Wow. They brought a ghost plane. I guess we better all board a train. Unless you like flying the sky with spirits that can fly. Then when they crash the plane, you can join them haunting some lane. That sure isn't a remake. A nap you may be better off to take. I think I'll go join Cass. A nap does sound good to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Tamago'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Robbie Raisin has to keep his streak alive. I am not sure Whoopdi Friggin Doo would survive. Yep, we need another cat. Now we have two to double the stat.
Haha I do hope there will be less remakes but more new stuff. May you not have to watch remakes, revivals, sequels all the time
With Whoopdi Friggin Doo that never comes into view.
I often take blog breaks to take naps.
But how would you know. A napping you go.
I went to store the other day and they are selling Halloween stuff already!
We don't do anything special for the day.. No candy or no costume in our house :-)
So you lied? Liars never fall on the right side.
LOL thank you for friendly advice! No sugar coating, that makes the best advice:-)
Who is being friendly about it? Sugar coating may give one a hyper fit.
At work, something always, always gets in the way! Oh well, no smooth sailing, I just need to steer :-)
No wonder you are a sugar addict. Steer a ship can be hard to depict.
I haven't searched job for years so don't have such experience. But it reminds me of automated phone system! You call and answer so many questions before reaching actual person. Then they ask the SAME question!
Didn't you say no more remakes? Are you now doing double takes?
I've noticed there are something-something day, like every day! I thought nap day would be nice, and I'm pleasantly surprised there is in fact national napping day :-)
And now you are back to the napping. You really are giving us a remake lapping.
Prevention keeps you from troubles for sure! But I often fall into "oh I should have done that" situation!
See what all that napping does to you? Not just remakes that come due.
Funny I'm waiting to hop on airplane right now! Not going where bear might come by, though :-)
How are you hopping on a plane if you are here? Do you have one landing near?
Blogger phasing off is a scary thought, even if I know it's not true!
LOL at fans blow ghosts away :-)
It is going to be a ghost plane? Bloggers everywhere better hop a train. Viewers you better as well. These ghost loving cats are trying to raise hell. Beware one and all. They may be coming for you from just down the hall.
***********************
Wow. They brought a ghost plane. I guess we better all board a train. Unless you like flying the sky with spirits that can fly. Then when they crash the plane, you can join them haunting some lane. That sure isn't a remake. A nap you may be better off to take. I think I'll go join Cass. A nap does sound good to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 25, 2018
A Bench View With A Whoopdi Few!
Are benches even a thing anymore? Do people even walk near a shore? Wouldn't that mean they'd have to go outside? Hmm, maybe they went out because someone died. Robbie Raisin guesses there are reasons to go out. I'll let this one come about.
Betty'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what she shall tell. I bet what she sees on those benches can be swell.
Had a weird one last night
Caught in a tight place
But said to myself I need to wake up
And then I was out of that space.
Tight places can be scary. Unless maybe they are only a little hairy.
Haven't taken a blog break in a while.
Haven't done some of those things unless I am in denial.
Denial saves the day. Keep it that way.
When trying to sell something
One has to be clever with words
But some of these
Are very absurd.
Are you poking fun at our ads? But they are the latest fads.
One more is never enough
For some down the road
Rather keep it simple
At my humble abode.
Buy this now. Is that simple enough somehow?
I think all can occasionally act like a child
In some things we say or do
Been like that all through history
Probably nothing too new.
Are you calling me childish with that? Robbie Raisin can tolerate that.
I do prevent as I can
its safer living that way
and can keep the doctor away
Prevent what? Saying too much at your hut?
Have a few things I said I would do but didn't
Guess most of us can be that way
That is what I will say.
That is it? Our viewers want details to make this a hit.
Can't imagine typing standing up
Would get tired of it after a bit
I rather type as I sit
Who's talking about typing? You'd think this was before Skyping.
Dont like the cold or the snow
Give me heat any day
Even if it is too hot to play.
Heat you can handle. So you light your own candle?
Not too many a one thing success
Takes time to get it right
And I am sure
A lot of work at night.
Oh. That is a loaded one there. Try, try again with a try to spare. Get better at night and the day. Betty sure knows the way. Listen to her, one and all. Now go out and have a ball.
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Standing up typing isn't so bad. Can get tiring though at ones pad. Heat in the middle of the night though. I'm snip snip, so I just don't know. And weird ones in tight spaces too? Damn, Betty sure gets quite the bench with the view. Should we ask where that bench comes to pass? It may just scare my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Betty'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what she shall tell. I bet what she sees on those benches can be swell.
Had a weird one last night
Caught in a tight place
But said to myself I need to wake up
And then I was out of that space.
Tight places can be scary. Unless maybe they are only a little hairy.
Haven't taken a blog break in a while.
Haven't done some of those things unless I am in denial.
Denial saves the day. Keep it that way.
When trying to sell something
One has to be clever with words
But some of these
Are very absurd.
Are you poking fun at our ads? But they are the latest fads.
One more is never enough
For some down the road
Rather keep it simple
At my humble abode.
Buy this now. Is that simple enough somehow?
I think all can occasionally act like a child
In some things we say or do
Been like that all through history
Probably nothing too new.
Are you calling me childish with that? Robbie Raisin can tolerate that.
I do prevent as I can
its safer living that way
and can keep the doctor away
Prevent what? Saying too much at your hut?
Have a few things I said I would do but didn't
Guess most of us can be that way
That is what I will say.
That is it? Our viewers want details to make this a hit.
Can't imagine typing standing up
Would get tired of it after a bit
I rather type as I sit
Who's talking about typing? You'd think this was before Skyping.
Dont like the cold or the snow
Give me heat any day
Even if it is too hot to play.
Heat you can handle. So you light your own candle?
Not too many a one thing success
Takes time to get it right
And I am sure
A lot of work at night.
Oh. That is a loaded one there. Try, try again with a try to spare. Get better at night and the day. Betty sure knows the way. Listen to her, one and all. Now go out and have a ball.
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Standing up typing isn't so bad. Can get tiring though at ones pad. Heat in the middle of the night though. I'm snip snip, so I just don't know. And weird ones in tight spaces too? Damn, Betty sure gets quite the bench with the view. Should we ask where that bench comes to pass? It may just scare my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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