Pat Hatt's Blog, page 28
November 12, 2018
A Contemplation Kinda Consultation!
The cat will consult with you today. I want to know at my bay. So I will consult with you just because. I mean consulting has to be done when you find strange fuzz.
Sit back for contemplation.
Enjoy this consultation.
You will be rewarded with elation,
While I charge your credit card for the aggravation.
How can fuzz create duplication?
Does it come from a fuzz station?
Is there a fuzz federation?
Does it have a fuzz Yoda due to fornication?
Does the fuzz need liberation?
Hopefully it avoids lubrication.
That would be a nasty observation.
But Yoda may need it for penetration.
See what happens with relaxation?
One's mind creates a variation.
Then it gets stuck in constipation.
Unless it goes for amplification.
Are you waiting in anticipation?
Fuzz doesn't have any assimilation.
Fuzz is just fuzz on the same coordination.
They record that stuff and have a whole civilization.
I blame Yoda for the domestication.
He created the fuzz factorization.
Did you know fuzz had such fertilization?
It is out to cause humiliation.
That will be a jollification.
Does that word need an explanation?
This is seeking fuzz verification.
Later on you can discuss that revelation.
The fuzz are seeking retaliation.
They want self-gratification.
The fuzz may equal modernization.
Sit back and try intimidation.
A fuzzy puke in transformation.
Hiding from the population.
At least until this publication.
Then they may get a weird skin pigmentation.
Can fuzz turn to that station?
Can they get representation?
Are you in fuzz over pollination?
Maybe the bees need to do that in moderation?
Did you know fuzz could cause such investigation? There is just so much information. We had to put together this contemplation. You will only be charged for half a two day consultation. Does math give you a herniation? You may need a whole other type of consultation. On that type we'll have to pass. I have enough trouble licking my own little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Sit back for contemplation.
Enjoy this consultation.
You will be rewarded with elation,
While I charge your credit card for the aggravation.
How can fuzz create duplication?
Does it come from a fuzz station?
Is there a fuzz federation?
Does it have a fuzz Yoda due to fornication?
Does the fuzz need liberation?
Hopefully it avoids lubrication.
That would be a nasty observation.
But Yoda may need it for penetration.
See what happens with relaxation?
One's mind creates a variation.
Then it gets stuck in constipation.
Unless it goes for amplification.
Are you waiting in anticipation?
Fuzz doesn't have any assimilation.
Fuzz is just fuzz on the same coordination.
They record that stuff and have a whole civilization.
I blame Yoda for the domestication.
He created the fuzz factorization.
Did you know fuzz had such fertilization?
It is out to cause humiliation.
That will be a jollification.
Does that word need an explanation?
This is seeking fuzz verification.
Later on you can discuss that revelation.
The fuzz are seeking retaliation.
They want self-gratification.
The fuzz may equal modernization.
Sit back and try intimidation.
A fuzzy puke in transformation.
Hiding from the population.
At least until this publication.
Then they may get a weird skin pigmentation.
Can fuzz turn to that station?
Can they get representation?
Are you in fuzz over pollination?
Maybe the bees need to do that in moderation?
Did you know fuzz could cause such investigation? There is just so much information. We had to put together this contemplation. You will only be charged for half a two day consultation. Does math give you a herniation? You may need a whole other type of consultation. On that type we'll have to pass. I have enough trouble licking my own little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 11, 2018
An In The Know With This Flow!
The cat knows a ton. I see things as around I run. I know you can't pick up a ton. Sorry, the Hulk is not really anyone. He is some computer generated thingy. Maybe even a majiggy. Beats little old me. But did you know at your sea?
Did you know.
Did you know.
That a cheating I must go.
Did you know?
Did you know people mate?
Did you know houses can have a gate?
Did you know I'm a cat?
Did you know people can get fat?
Did you know I'm typing now?
Did you know the weather can wow?
Did you know I hate snow?
Did you know this may flow?
Did you know a stupid question?
Did you know a stupid suggestion?
Did you know one you can make?
Did you know you may not want to partake?
Did you know I have eyes?
Did you know I may be wise?
Did you know that I eat flies?
Did you know that you'd reconsider the wise?
Did you know that babies stink?
Did you know that eyes can wink?
Did you know that hairballs stick?
Did you know that they are rather ick?
Did you know these are questions?
Did you know the cat takes suggestions?
Did you know the cat may ignore?
Did you know the cat can open a door?
Did you know I talk first and third?
Did you know that can be a bit absurd?
Did you know a welcome mat can do that?
Did you know it can be full of scat?
Did you know any of this?
Did you know that knowing is bliss?
Did you know that a ball can sting?
Did you know that I would give this a ring?
Did you know redundant gets said?
Did you know most of this should be in your head?
Did you know I'm almost done?
Did you know another rhyme would be spun?
Did you know this would come? You can tell my rhyming bum. Did you know all of that? Most was common sense from the cat. But did you know that people ask such stuff? Did you know that they think it rather umm tough? Did you know that they act like they got the best secret ever? Did you know that it is such an annoying endeavor? Did you know I would give this many a question pass? Bah, I know you know it is not the first time from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Did you know.
Did you know.
That a cheating I must go.
Did you know?
Did you know people mate?
Did you know houses can have a gate?
Did you know I'm a cat?
Did you know people can get fat?
Did you know I'm typing now?
Did you know the weather can wow?
Did you know I hate snow?
Did you know this may flow?
Did you know a stupid question?
Did you know a stupid suggestion?
Did you know one you can make?
Did you know you may not want to partake?
Did you know I have eyes?
Did you know I may be wise?
Did you know that I eat flies?
Did you know that you'd reconsider the wise?
Did you know that babies stink?
Did you know that eyes can wink?
Did you know that hairballs stick?
Did you know that they are rather ick?
Did you know these are questions?
Did you know the cat takes suggestions?
Did you know the cat may ignore?
Did you know the cat can open a door?
Did you know I talk first and third?
Did you know that can be a bit absurd?
Did you know a welcome mat can do that?
Did you know it can be full of scat?
Did you know any of this?
Did you know that knowing is bliss?
Did you know that a ball can sting?
Did you know that I would give this a ring?
Did you know redundant gets said?
Did you know most of this should be in your head?
Did you know I'm almost done?
Did you know another rhyme would be spun?
Did you know this would come? You can tell my rhyming bum. Did you know all of that? Most was common sense from the cat. But did you know that people ask such stuff? Did you know that they think it rather umm tough? Did you know that they act like they got the best secret ever? Did you know that it is such an annoying endeavor? Did you know I would give this many a question pass? Bah, I know you know it is not the first time from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 10, 2018
Can You Get Far In A Jar?
You humans have a jar fetish at your sea. Do you like having a ton of them come to be? You jar this and you jar that. They may, or may not, get knocked over by the cat.
A jar full of pickles.A jar full of nickels.One had worth.Another a craving of birth?
Hey, beats me.I'm snip snip at my sea.That may come in a jar.Pat didn't put it in the car.
The vet jarred it.Isn't that some shit?A collection of balls.That ought to spruce up his walls.
I'll leave that for you.Quite the view.But I won't explore,Instead, I'll leave ajar the door.
Did we jar the door?Damn, what a chore.That has to be a big jar.Maybe as big as a car.
Or did it turn?You know, a spell kinda reburn.Turned the door into a jar.I guess it is a step above tar.
Jar some tar.Maybe a tar bar.The newest best thing.No longer will the kit kat people sing.
Tar will get stuck.They'll go what the fluck.Then that can't share.No breaks to spare.
I just closed the door,But it's ajar forever more.Ajar just for you.But it is closed in view.
A door in a jar.An ajar door of a car.Maybe balls in a jar isn't so bad.That vet just better steal them from another pad.
Ever notice that? Ajar or a jar where it is at? Do closed doors still work as ajar? Did the cat think about this waaaay too far? Do you have tons of jars at your sea? The cat has knocked a few over on a running spree. They can bust rather fast. We aren't part of the jar cast. But we'll leave the jar ajar for you out on the grass. If it is closed, it could still be a jar filled with cat poop from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
A jar full of pickles.A jar full of nickels.One had worth.Another a craving of birth?
Hey, beats me.I'm snip snip at my sea.That may come in a jar.Pat didn't put it in the car.
The vet jarred it.Isn't that some shit?A collection of balls.That ought to spruce up his walls.
I'll leave that for you.Quite the view.But I won't explore,Instead, I'll leave ajar the door.
Did we jar the door?Damn, what a chore.That has to be a big jar.Maybe as big as a car.
Or did it turn?You know, a spell kinda reburn.Turned the door into a jar.I guess it is a step above tar.
Jar some tar.Maybe a tar bar.The newest best thing.No longer will the kit kat people sing.
Tar will get stuck.They'll go what the fluck.Then that can't share.No breaks to spare.
I just closed the door,But it's ajar forever more.Ajar just for you.But it is closed in view.
A door in a jar.An ajar door of a car.Maybe balls in a jar isn't so bad.That vet just better steal them from another pad.
Ever notice that? Ajar or a jar where it is at? Do closed doors still work as ajar? Did the cat think about this waaaay too far? Do you have tons of jars at your sea? The cat has knocked a few over on a running spree. They can bust rather fast. We aren't part of the jar cast. But we'll leave the jar ajar for you out on the grass. If it is closed, it could still be a jar filled with cat poop from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 9, 2018
A Yell And Stop Kinda Hop!
The cat runs under the bed. Some humans hurt my head. Other humans are just scary. Some may even be far too hairy. But we don't look at those. They may scare us with their pose. I said POSE. Don't roll your eyes and curl up your nose.
We are here.
We are right near.
As in right beside.
We smile wide.
Did you see?
Do you see?
A cheat from me?
Did or do times three.
Can it be done?
It is such fun.
FUN I say.
Turn my way.
I want you to do that.
DO IT, CAT.
Maybe I mean Pat.
DO IT, BRAT.
That covers all.
One size on the wall.
Fits and works.
So has PERKS.
Hurry up already.
Traffic isn't steady.
HURRY UP ALREADY.
It still comes steady.
Work, you thing.
Work at the ding.
WORK, YOU STUPID THING.
Still no ding.
Stop itching.
It brings twitching.
STOP ITCHING.
Still got the switching.
Give it to me.
That I need to see.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'll turn you over my knee.
We need to clean.
I want it serene.
WE NEED TO CLEAN.
Still the same scene.
Did you catch on? CATCH ON BY DAWN? Still in the lurch? You rang at your perch. So we shall tell. You humans love the yell. You yell at it to try and make it get done. Yeah, like that will work under any sun. You kinda have to do it or wait. Traffic won't magically move faster if you yell at it, mate. The house can't get clean if you don't take a cleaning pass. No need to yell, I'm Right, at my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
We are here.
We are right near.
As in right beside.
We smile wide.
Did you see?
Do you see?
A cheat from me?
Did or do times three.
Can it be done?
It is such fun.
FUN I say.
Turn my way.
I want you to do that.
DO IT, CAT.
Maybe I mean Pat.
DO IT, BRAT.
That covers all.
One size on the wall.
Fits and works.
So has PERKS.
Hurry up already.
Traffic isn't steady.
HURRY UP ALREADY.
It still comes steady.
Work, you thing.
Work at the ding.
WORK, YOU STUPID THING.
Still no ding.
Stop itching.
It brings twitching.
STOP ITCHING.
Still got the switching.
Give it to me.
That I need to see.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'll turn you over my knee.
We need to clean.
I want it serene.
WE NEED TO CLEAN.
Still the same scene.
Did you catch on? CATCH ON BY DAWN? Still in the lurch? You rang at your perch. So we shall tell. You humans love the yell. You yell at it to try and make it get done. Yeah, like that will work under any sun. You kinda have to do it or wait. Traffic won't magically move faster if you yell at it, mate. The house can't get clean if you don't take a cleaning pass. No need to yell, I'm Right, at my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 8, 2018
The Ask Of It All Has No Ball!
The ball must have bounced away. It could have been chewed by a mutt at play. Beats the heck out of me. The cat has even chewed one or three. But enough about the ball. Time we get to it at our hall.
I want to know.
A blow for blow.
I need to know.
Ducks in a row.
But here I sit.
I give a shit.
I really do.
I'm staring at you.
Can't you tell?
Not a tough sell.
I'm here and sitting.
The notes I'm hitting.
Not saying a word.
It's not absurd.
But I want to know.
So let it flow.
Tell me, now.
It can wow.
Tell me, please.
Oops, that was a sneeze.
Look, another.
Some sister and brother.
That's times two.
I'm looking at you.
I know you know.
Tell me it is so.
Then tell me it all.
I need to know at my hall.
I want to know this.
I want such bliss.
I want to know that.
I gave my cat a pat.
You are so far away.
Come here and stay.
Come and tell me.
What? I didn't ask thee?
Bah, why should I?
I need to know on the fly.
You should just automatically tell.
Being lazy is so swell.
Are you one one of those? Do you only strike a pose? Are you too lazy to ask? Know a few that fall under that task. The cat won't tell you what it is, especially if he doesn't know your question biz. So you'll have to ask away. Or wait until it shows at our bay. Everything at some point or another seems to come to pass at the lair of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
I want to know.
A blow for blow.
I need to know.
Ducks in a row.
But here I sit.
I give a shit.
I really do.
I'm staring at you.
Can't you tell?
Not a tough sell.
I'm here and sitting.
The notes I'm hitting.
Not saying a word.
It's not absurd.
But I want to know.
So let it flow.
Tell me, now.
It can wow.
Tell me, please.
Oops, that was a sneeze.
Look, another.
Some sister and brother.
That's times two.
I'm looking at you.
I know you know.
Tell me it is so.
Then tell me it all.
I need to know at my hall.
I want to know this.
I want such bliss.
I want to know that.
I gave my cat a pat.
You are so far away.
Come here and stay.
Come and tell me.
What? I didn't ask thee?
Bah, why should I?
I need to know on the fly.
You should just automatically tell.
Being lazy is so swell.
Are you one one of those? Do you only strike a pose? Are you too lazy to ask? Know a few that fall under that task. The cat won't tell you what it is, especially if he doesn't know your question biz. So you'll have to ask away. Or wait until it shows at our bay. Everything at some point or another seems to come to pass at the lair of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 7, 2018
The Up And Down Comes To Town!
A to and fro.A fro and to.A down in tow.An up for you.
Round and in.In and round.Lose to win.Sand to pound.
Jig and dig.Claw and strike.Re-dig and re-jig,Take another hike.
A hike through trees.A hike over land.Sometimes a breeze.Sometimes ever so bland.
A flip and flop.A flop and flip.Something shall drop.Blip...blip...blip.
Mark up and down.Mark down and up.Can see through your gown.That may be a hiccup.
Expenses and free.Free and expenses.Oh golly gee,Look, more fences.
Value and lost.Alive and ghosted.A make or a cost,The past is hosted.
Like or hate.Not or do.Early or late.Could be times two.
The flip and flip.The up and down.Every day a trip,From golden to brown.
Don't you love the ups and downs? Insecurities sure can cause frowns. But then comes the smiles. Always much along the many miles. Do you see the light, so to speak? Or are you always up shit creek? Things do turn and always return. So best to toss those insecurities in the fire and let them burn. Or just act nuts with each pass. That works well for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 6, 2018
Does Meep Meep Go The Sheep?
The cat may be off there. But I really don't care. Do I want to get it right? Bah, not all the time at my site. For wrong can be fun. Oh no, that's such a wrong run.
Everyone plays a game.
Everyone finds it lame.
Everyone hates it.
So you pretend to call it shit.
Everyone reads a book.
Everyone loves it at their nook.
Everyone talks it up.
So you pretend it filled your cup.
Everyone goes for a walk.
Everyone takes some chalk.
Everyone says drawing lines is fine.
So you pretend for you it will align.
Everyone hops to work.
Everyone says it's a perk.
Everyone gives it a great rating.
So you pretend for who you're dating.
Everyone cooks with that.
Everyone says that's where it's at.
Everyone finds it a tasty treat.
So you pretend to like it as you eat.
Everyone helps those guys.
Everyone says it is wise.
Everyone donates away.
So you pretend to give them your pay.
Everyone stares at a clock.
Everyone watching it tick and tock.
Everyone thinks it is grand.
So you pretend across the land.
Everyone bickers with a nun.
Everyone finds it fun.
Everyone finds it a thrill.
So you pretend it fits the bill.
Everyone wants you there.
Everyone wants you to grow hair.
Everyone wants you do it now.
So you pretend it truly does wow.
Everyone reads this rhyme.
Everyone has a fun time.
Everyone comments away.
Everyone doesn't pretend at our bay.
The cat is right there. Right, so right at my lair? No pretending at my sea. Oh wait, "great post" has come to be. I guess that is wrong too. Are you a faker at your zoo? Do you pretend to be with the mass? Do you meep meep with each pass? Are you faking it while I pass gas? Yeah, that's the only sound that comes from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Everyone plays a game.
Everyone finds it lame.
Everyone hates it.
So you pretend to call it shit.
Everyone reads a book.
Everyone loves it at their nook.
Everyone talks it up.
So you pretend it filled your cup.
Everyone goes for a walk.
Everyone takes some chalk.
Everyone says drawing lines is fine.
So you pretend for you it will align.
Everyone hops to work.
Everyone says it's a perk.
Everyone gives it a great rating.
So you pretend for who you're dating.
Everyone cooks with that.
Everyone says that's where it's at.
Everyone finds it a tasty treat.
So you pretend to like it as you eat.
Everyone helps those guys.
Everyone says it is wise.
Everyone donates away.
So you pretend to give them your pay.
Everyone stares at a clock.
Everyone watching it tick and tock.
Everyone thinks it is grand.
So you pretend across the land.
Everyone bickers with a nun.
Everyone finds it fun.
Everyone finds it a thrill.
So you pretend it fits the bill.
Everyone wants you there.
Everyone wants you to grow hair.
Everyone wants you do it now.
So you pretend it truly does wow.
Everyone reads this rhyme.
Everyone has a fun time.
Everyone comments away.
Everyone doesn't pretend at our bay.
The cat is right there. Right, so right at my lair? No pretending at my sea. Oh wait, "great post" has come to be. I guess that is wrong too. Are you a faker at your zoo? Do you pretend to be with the mass? Do you meep meep with each pass? Are you faking it while I pass gas? Yeah, that's the only sound that comes from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 5, 2018
Fall In The Trap Of The Map!
Dictate the way. That is how you say. Say how you want. It has to or will haunt. Map it from A to Z. Not that month yet at any sea. I'm sure it will come though. When? Don't you know?
Need a map.
Fill that gap.
Have to get there.
Need time to spare.
The best shortcut.
Don't hit that rut.
Can't let things unravel.
Today is the day you travel.
GPS shows the way.
Easy peasy at play.
There and even back.
Nothing to it at one's shack.
Why can't it do more?
I need the best encore.
I need it to show me the way.
I need it every single day.
Life needs a map.
The one run lap.
Follow the flow.
Away you shall go.
Writing a book.
Map it at my nook.
Every single word.
The end comes at the end of the herd.
See? A map works.
Has its perks.
I'll map out everything.
Map out my next fling.
End in an STD.
Maybe a pregnancy.
Even pulled a cheat rhyme.
Mapping is so not a crime.
Did we skip the middle?
Nah, that's where you diddle.
The start is where you go.
Whoops, a slap provided a blow.
Blow for blow.
Oh friggin no.
The end never came,.
The map was lame.
Do you make life go all a mapping? From A to Z are you a yapping? Sorry, even the cat knows life doesn't work that way. Your map may as well be toilet paper at your bay. At least then it will have a use. You'll get to use it on your caboose. This post has been mapped out with its pass. For I know it shall end with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Need a map.
Fill that gap.
Have to get there.
Need time to spare.
The best shortcut.
Don't hit that rut.
Can't let things unravel.
Today is the day you travel.
GPS shows the way.
Easy peasy at play.
There and even back.
Nothing to it at one's shack.
Why can't it do more?
I need the best encore.
I need it to show me the way.
I need it every single day.
Life needs a map.
The one run lap.
Follow the flow.
Away you shall go.
Writing a book.
Map it at my nook.
Every single word.
The end comes at the end of the herd.
See? A map works.
Has its perks.
I'll map out everything.
Map out my next fling.
End in an STD.
Maybe a pregnancy.
Even pulled a cheat rhyme.
Mapping is so not a crime.
Did we skip the middle?
Nah, that's where you diddle.
The start is where you go.
Whoops, a slap provided a blow.
Blow for blow.
Oh friggin no.
The end never came,.
The map was lame.
Do you make life go all a mapping? From A to Z are you a yapping? Sorry, even the cat knows life doesn't work that way. Your map may as well be toilet paper at your bay. At least then it will have a use. You'll get to use it on your caboose. This post has been mapped out with its pass. For I know it shall end with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 4, 2018
Get It All At Our Sitely Hall!
Even bad spelling comes due. Or cheat spelling at our zoo. Sitely Google doesn't like. But, yeah, it can take a hike. For we will say what we say. Don't like what's on display? Pffft is our reply. Actually, it will rhyme, so we lie.
Look at this.
You can't miss.
An article for you.
Says the best color is blue.
Don't worry, we're mellow.
The best color is also yellow.
The best is also pink
Drive you right to drink?
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is clear.
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is foggy when you peer.
Exercise this way to work it off.
This is the best cure for a cough.
Exercise this way and keep a little on.
This is the best cure at dawn.
A flip and flop?
Nah, we can't stop.
We just want you.
And you and you and you.
A cheat rhyme?
Not this time.
Just an easy one.
Now on with the fun.
Fun is had at this place.
It is not had at this space.
Fun is had at that space.
It is not at at this place.
This place is where you go.
This place is in the know.
That place is from where you run.
That place is really no fun.
And don't forget the third.
A fourth isn't absurd.
Five is the best number.
Six could come while you slumber.
For what do we need?
We need hits to take seed.
So for that to come due,
We pander to you and you and you...
Don't you love sites like that? They tell you one thing and then stomp it flat. Two contradicting articles, or more, at play. They want all eyes on their display. Have to pander to one and all. Do you enjoy that at your hall? After all, one of those articles will agree with everyone in mass. Pffft, still not impressive to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at this.
You can't miss.
An article for you.
Says the best color is blue.
Don't worry, we're mellow.
The best color is also yellow.
The best is also pink
Drive you right to drink?
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is clear.
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is foggy when you peer.
Exercise this way to work it off.
This is the best cure for a cough.
Exercise this way and keep a little on.
This is the best cure at dawn.
A flip and flop?
Nah, we can't stop.
We just want you.
And you and you and you.
A cheat rhyme?
Not this time.
Just an easy one.
Now on with the fun.
Fun is had at this place.
It is not had at this space.
Fun is had at that space.
It is not at at this place.
This place is where you go.
This place is in the know.
That place is from where you run.
That place is really no fun.
And don't forget the third.
A fourth isn't absurd.
Five is the best number.
Six could come while you slumber.
For what do we need?
We need hits to take seed.
So for that to come due,
We pander to you and you and you...
Don't you love sites like that? They tell you one thing and then stomp it flat. Two contradicting articles, or more, at play. They want all eyes on their display. Have to pander to one and all. Do you enjoy that at your hall? After all, one of those articles will agree with everyone in mass. Pffft, still not impressive to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 3, 2018
Another Can't Goes Down A Slant!
So dramatic you humans are. You'd think you just stepped out in front of a car. And the car actually hit you. May explain why many are brain dead too. But we'll leave that for another day and just be on our way.
My shoe. My shoe.
Nope. Not a cry from Blue.
Just some shoe nut.
Probably in a shoe rut.
I can't live without it.
So you will be dead in a bit?
That must be one nifty shoe.
I think I'll take two.
My fan. My fan.
It was made by Jackie Chan.
Okay, that may be a lie.
But it is so great that I may cry.
I can't live without it.
I'm not full of shit.
It is super cold out and not needed,
But my life has just been deeded.
My grass. My grass.
Where can I wipe my ass?
I can't go on without any.
I need blades by the many.
I can't live without it.
Times two with that bit.
Can't live or go on.
Must really love that lawn.
My clock. My clock.
It has New Kids on the Block.
It is a must own.
It was stolen at the tone.
I can't live without it.
I must throw a fit.
Maybe then I'll get hit by a car.
See? Told you I can't live far.
My pacemaker. My pacemaker.
Someone became a taker.
I can't live without it.
That deserves a fit.
The correct cry.
One out of 5 did fly.
If real life though.
In a million, probably still be 1 to show.
Are you an over dramatic nut? Do you go in an I can't live without it rut? That may be bad. You may drive yourself mad. Or drive off a bridge. Or become a pavement smidge. Would that be smudge? Bah, either way you'll look like fudge. Don't you want some fudge now? You can't live without it? Wow! The cat can live without sass, but it doesn't mean I'll stop doing it with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
My shoe. My shoe.
Nope. Not a cry from Blue.
Just some shoe nut.
Probably in a shoe rut.
I can't live without it.
So you will be dead in a bit?
That must be one nifty shoe.
I think I'll take two.
My fan. My fan.
It was made by Jackie Chan.
Okay, that may be a lie.
But it is so great that I may cry.
I can't live without it.
I'm not full of shit.
It is super cold out and not needed,
But my life has just been deeded.
My grass. My grass.
Where can I wipe my ass?
I can't go on without any.
I need blades by the many.
I can't live without it.
Times two with that bit.
Can't live or go on.
Must really love that lawn.
My clock. My clock.
It has New Kids on the Block.
It is a must own.
It was stolen at the tone.
I can't live without it.
I must throw a fit.
Maybe then I'll get hit by a car.
See? Told you I can't live far.
My pacemaker. My pacemaker.
Someone became a taker.
I can't live without it.
That deserves a fit.
The correct cry.
One out of 5 did fly.
If real life though.
In a million, probably still be 1 to show.
Are you an over dramatic nut? Do you go in an I can't live without it rut? That may be bad. You may drive yourself mad. Or drive off a bridge. Or become a pavement smidge. Would that be smudge? Bah, either way you'll look like fudge. Don't you want some fudge now? You can't live without it? Wow! The cat can live without sass, but it doesn't mean I'll stop doing it with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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