A Yell And Stop Kinda Hop!

The cat runs under the bed. Some humans hurt my head. Other humans are just scary. Some may even be far too hairy. But we don't look at those. They may scare us with their pose. I said POSE. Don't roll your eyes and curl up your nose.

We are here.
We are right near.
As in right beside.
We smile wide.

Did you see?
Do you see?
A cheat from me?
Did or do times three.

Can it be done?
It is such fun.
FUN I say.
Turn my way.

I want you to do that.
DO IT, CAT.
Maybe I mean Pat.
DO IT, BRAT.

That covers all.
One size on the wall.
Fits and works.
So has PERKS.

Hurry up already.
Traffic isn't steady.
HURRY UP ALREADY.
It still comes steady.

Work, you thing.
Work at the ding.
WORK, YOU STUPID THING.
Still no ding.

Stop itching.
It brings twitching.
STOP ITCHING.
Still got the switching.

Give it to me.
That I need to see.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'll turn you over my knee.

We need to clean.
I want it serene.
WE NEED TO CLEAN.
Still the same scene.

Did you catch on? CATCH ON BY DAWN? Still in the lurch? You rang at your perch. So we shall tell. You humans love the yell. You yell at it to try and make it get done. Yeah, like that will work under any sun. You kinda have to do it or wait. Traffic won't magically move faster if you yell at it, mate. The house can't get clean if you don't take a cleaning pass. No need to yell, I'm Right, at my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.