Get It All At Our Sitely Hall!

Even bad spelling comes due. Or cheat spelling at our zoo. Sitely Google doesn't like. But, yeah, it can take a hike. For we will say what we say. Don't like what's on display? Pffft is our reply. Actually, it will rhyme, so we lie.

Look at this.
You can't miss.
An article for you.
Says the best color is blue.

Don't worry, we're mellow.
The best color is also yellow.
The best is also pink
Drive you right to drink?

We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is clear.
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is foggy when you peer.

Exercise this way to work it off.
This is the best cure for a cough.
Exercise this way and keep a little on.
This is the best cure at dawn.

A flip and flop?
Nah, we can't stop.
We just want you.
And you and you and you.

A cheat rhyme?
Not this time.
Just an easy one.
Now on with the fun.

Fun is had at this place.
It is not had at this space.
Fun is had at that space.
It is not at at this place.

This place is where you go.
This place is in the know.
That place is from where you run.
That place is really no fun.

And don't forget the third.
A fourth isn't absurd.
Five is the best number.
Six could come while you slumber.

For what do we need?
We need hits to take seed.
So for that to come due,
We pander to you and you and you...

Don't you love sites like that? They tell you one thing and then stomp it flat. Two contradicting articles, or more, at play. They want all eyes on their display. Have to pander to one and all. Do you enjoy that at your hall? After all, one of those articles will agree with everyone in mass. Pffft, still not impressive to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.