Pat Hatt's Blog, page 25
December 12, 2018
The Very Returns For Holiday Earns!
The holidays sure bring about a lot. A lot of crap over which many fought. Had to have this or that. But that was done by the cat. This time one word returns to all and it is sure out there having a ball.
It's that time of year.
The time to watch where you steer.
The time to stay clear.
The time when nuts are near.
The crazies are out.
At you they shout.
They may even honk.
Watch for a head conk.
But aren't they always out?
Yep, out and about.
They have to eat.
Out for a treat.
So comes the word.
The word for the absurd.
It adds to the task.
May depend on who you ask.
Very crazy at play.
Very crazy until Christmas day.
Very likely the case.
Very likely they keep up the pace.
But they still give you a wish,
While trying to get turkey to dish.
And a Very Merry Christmas to you.
Does very makes it more fun to view?
I've got a very lot to do.
So more than usual at your zoo?
Does a lot need a very?
Oh, you're very merry.
What does that look like?
Like Santa on a hike?
He may be very sweaty.
May need some spaghetti.
A very good sale.
So a good sale hits fail?
Did you look into it more?
It may very well be a rip off store.
I'm very sure of it.
I'm very busy for a bit.
I'm very, very in the holiday mood.
You know, you are very rude.
Do you use very a lot this time of year? Many sure give very a cheer. How can you be very in a lot of those cases? Doesn't a lot cover most of the very bases? Doesn't the likes of merry go without needing a very? If you were good or okay, then maybe very could come to play. Did I think about this very much? Nah, just a touch. I very much wanted to let very have some sass. So I very well let it happen from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
It's that time of year.
The time to watch where you steer.
The time to stay clear.
The time when nuts are near.
The crazies are out.
At you they shout.
They may even honk.
Watch for a head conk.
But aren't they always out?
Yep, out and about.
They have to eat.
Out for a treat.
So comes the word.
The word for the absurd.
It adds to the task.
May depend on who you ask.
Very crazy at play.
Very crazy until Christmas day.
Very likely the case.
Very likely they keep up the pace.
But they still give you a wish,
While trying to get turkey to dish.
And a Very Merry Christmas to you.
Does very makes it more fun to view?
I've got a very lot to do.
So more than usual at your zoo?
Does a lot need a very?
Oh, you're very merry.
What does that look like?
Like Santa on a hike?
He may be very sweaty.
May need some spaghetti.
A very good sale.
So a good sale hits fail?
Did you look into it more?
It may very well be a rip off store.
I'm very sure of it.
I'm very busy for a bit.
I'm very, very in the holiday mood.
You know, you are very rude.
Do you use very a lot this time of year? Many sure give very a cheer. How can you be very in a lot of those cases? Doesn't a lot cover most of the very bases? Doesn't the likes of merry go without needing a very? If you were good or okay, then maybe very could come to play. Did I think about this very much? Nah, just a touch. I very much wanted to let very have some sass. So I very well let it happen from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 11, 2018
A Depiction For All On The Wall!
The depiction of the cat. It is as easy as that. I say and rhyme. I show time to time. That is the one, the one you take and run. Or at least your mind takes. Then it bakes and bakes.
Time to depict.
Forget the conflict.
Depiction is key.
Then it flies free.
I want your vote.
So stand and take note.
I have a family of three.
We are as happy as can be.
I shake hands with babies.
I give lots of maybes.
I keep your hopes high.
Raise your fist to the sky.
I want that job.
Forget about poor Bob.
I am the one for the task.
I have an answer for everything you ask.
I can't do it, really.
But shhh, ignore that dealy.
See? I can't even spell.
But hire me, what the hell.
I drew this art.
Can't get it at Walmart.
It's the true Easter Bunny.
It will be worth lots of money.
See all the clones?
It was copied by drones.
It truly is the best.
My depiction passes the test.
I want that thingy.
For you it will be stingy.
It should be mine.
For you it won't align.
For you it will break.
For you it will...oh for Heaven's sake.
I just want it.
Hand me that shit.
Depict it for me.
Depict it for we.
I say it with conviction,
So just fall for the depiction.
Do you fall for the depiction? Do you treat it like a prediction? So many depict this and that and usually they are full of strat. Or scat. Or shit at that. See? Now I created a depiction of the depicting nuts. Did we just fall into depicting ruts? I better depict the songs of the singing bass. Those will stop you from thinking about the depiction of my depicting the depictors with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Time to depict.
Forget the conflict.
Depiction is key.
Then it flies free.
I want your vote.
So stand and take note.
I have a family of three.
We are as happy as can be.
I shake hands with babies.
I give lots of maybes.
I keep your hopes high.
Raise your fist to the sky.
I want that job.
Forget about poor Bob.
I am the one for the task.
I have an answer for everything you ask.
I can't do it, really.
But shhh, ignore that dealy.
See? I can't even spell.
But hire me, what the hell.
I drew this art.
Can't get it at Walmart.
It's the true Easter Bunny.
It will be worth lots of money.
See all the clones?
It was copied by drones.
It truly is the best.
My depiction passes the test.
I want that thingy.
For you it will be stingy.
It should be mine.
For you it won't align.
For you it will break.
For you it will...oh for Heaven's sake.
I just want it.
Hand me that shit.
Depict it for me.
Depict it for we.
I say it with conviction,
So just fall for the depiction.
Do you fall for the depiction? Do you treat it like a prediction? So many depict this and that and usually they are full of strat. Or scat. Or shit at that. See? Now I created a depiction of the depicting nuts. Did we just fall into depicting ruts? I better depict the songs of the singing bass. Those will stop you from thinking about the depiction of my depicting the depictors with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 10, 2018
It's Not Too Late, Mate!
This is said to many a human mass. They say it to every class. Although usually the ones down lower, they want them to be a grower. Who are they? Bah, some aliens that are grey. Okay? Now let's play.
It's never too late.
Nope, not on this date.
You have plenty of time.
So go drop that dime.
Oh, they are dead?
Had a brain tumor in the head?
I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess that date fell flat.
It's never too late.
Open that front gate.
Let them all in.
Listen to how you'll win.
A deal for me?
I want it from thee.
Oh, my money has gone.
I fell for too many a con.
It's never too late.
Look at that plate.
Don't you want to eat it up?
I bet you'll like what's in the cup.
Why are you in here puking?
Sanitation you are surely nuking.
You waited a whole week before eating?
Damn, you're going to take a beating.
It's never too late.
This is your fate.
The fate given to you.
We sure don't know by who.
Come and buy.
We tell no lie.
Whoops, we sold the house yesterday.
Time you were on your way.
It's never too late.
Look at this common trait.
The trait of the stupid.
Awww, but then there's cupid.
It's never too late.
Too late to deflate.
For sometimes it is.
Whoops, spoiler alert for the never too late biz.
Do you think it is never too late? Hmm, would you want a dead mate? I think the cat just proved that wrong with ease. You humans make it a breeze. Some things it sure is too late for. Maybe even getting into a non 24 hour store. Something as simple as that can come to pass. But, unless you're dead, then its never too late to read my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
It's never too late.
Nope, not on this date.
You have plenty of time.
So go drop that dime.
Oh, they are dead?
Had a brain tumor in the head?
I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess that date fell flat.
It's never too late.
Open that front gate.
Let them all in.
Listen to how you'll win.
A deal for me?
I want it from thee.
Oh, my money has gone.
I fell for too many a con.
It's never too late.
Look at that plate.
Don't you want to eat it up?
I bet you'll like what's in the cup.
Why are you in here puking?
Sanitation you are surely nuking.
You waited a whole week before eating?
Damn, you're going to take a beating.
It's never too late.
This is your fate.
The fate given to you.
We sure don't know by who.
Come and buy.
We tell no lie.
Whoops, we sold the house yesterday.
Time you were on your way.
It's never too late.
Look at this common trait.
The trait of the stupid.
Awww, but then there's cupid.
It's never too late.
Too late to deflate.
For sometimes it is.
Whoops, spoiler alert for the never too late biz.
Do you think it is never too late? Hmm, would you want a dead mate? I think the cat just proved that wrong with ease. You humans make it a breeze. Some things it sure is too late for. Maybe even getting into a non 24 hour store. Something as simple as that can come to pass. But, unless you're dead, then its never too late to read my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 9, 2018
Comes Right In For The Win!
The cat got warm the other day. Being out in the cold for 8 hours sucks at any bay. But the warmth came back. So nice to be inside a shack. And one with no outside loo. Hey, I've seen as few of those still being used too. Country living at its best. Or not, you decide on the outhouse fest.
Cold as can be.
That would be me.
But warmth comes in.
Let the heater spin.
It takes its time.
Can't warm on a dime.
But it gets there.
Ahhh, hot air.
A rush of warm air.
Umm, did I speak unfair?
Wasn't I clear?
Can you even hear?
A rush to retort.
Are you making a report?
Should we just abort?
You may come up short.
A rush to deny the short.
Yeah, I really hate, Mort.
He's just so short and mean.
He creates such a scene.
A rush to be sarcastic.
Aren't I fantastic?
I'm just the best.
I can pass any test.
A rush to get a full head.
I think you need to rethink what you said.
Some empty space may be up there.
The MRI said so at our lair.
A rush to prove me wrong.
Are you putting it to song?
It might be quite the rush.
Come on and go for it, mush.
A rush to put me down.
Did it make you frown?
But you're still up?
I think you had a hiccup.
A rush to prove me wrong.
Is this the chorus of the song.
Hey, at least I'm warm now.
This rushing thing is really wow.
Do you think rush has lost its meaning? Maybe the dictionary needs a re-screening. Do you rush warmth at your sea? Do you really rush it and have it work for thee? How can you get warm in a rush? Jump in the shower or get frisky with a lush? Hmm, it may work a bit. Still wouldn't say you can rush it. The cold even holds back the green grass. You can't rush that or the warmth of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Cold as can be.
That would be me.
But warmth comes in.
Let the heater spin.
It takes its time.
Can't warm on a dime.
But it gets there.
Ahhh, hot air.
A rush of warm air.
Umm, did I speak unfair?
Wasn't I clear?
Can you even hear?
A rush to retort.
Are you making a report?
Should we just abort?
You may come up short.
A rush to deny the short.
Yeah, I really hate, Mort.
He's just so short and mean.
He creates such a scene.
A rush to be sarcastic.
Aren't I fantastic?
I'm just the best.
I can pass any test.
A rush to get a full head.
I think you need to rethink what you said.
Some empty space may be up there.
The MRI said so at our lair.
A rush to prove me wrong.
Are you putting it to song?
It might be quite the rush.
Come on and go for it, mush.
A rush to put me down.
Did it make you frown?
But you're still up?
I think you had a hiccup.
A rush to prove me wrong.
Is this the chorus of the song.
Hey, at least I'm warm now.
This rushing thing is really wow.
Do you think rush has lost its meaning? Maybe the dictionary needs a re-screening. Do you rush warmth at your sea? Do you really rush it and have it work for thee? How can you get warm in a rush? Jump in the shower or get frisky with a lush? Hmm, it may work a bit. Still wouldn't say you can rush it. The cold even holds back the green grass. You can't rush that or the warmth of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 8, 2018
A Rest For Head Has To Be Said!
The cat was resting here, just resting to be clear, and then someone said, "I see you're resting your head." Hmm is that all they could see? Beats the heck out of me.
Stretch and relax.
Ignore the email and fax.
Is the latter still a thing?
Bah, ignore it for this fling.
Let your eyes drift.
Don't make those lids lift.
Just let them go.
Oh, a noise at the window.
Can I come in?
No, go take a spin.
I see you were resting your head.
Yeah, so go bug club med.
Can I come in?
No, go suck on gin.
I see you were resting...
Are you umm testing?
What about my back?
Does rest for that lack?
Does rest for my ass not pass?
Is it because of the gas.
What about my finger?
Oh look, it can linger.
I guess that didn't want rest.
It must stay up the best.
What about my toe?
Do you give 4 out of 5 a no?
What about my ears?
Do they count or are they like rears?
Can my arm rest too?
You know an arm rest is a thing at each zoo.
But, nope, just my head.
Have you gone to club med?
Maybe just the med part.
Did you take it to heart?
Fine I won't come in.
Great. Go rob a cookie tin.
Now I will rest.
Rest is the best.
Rest one and all.
Even my snip snip no ball.
One way to make interlopers go away. Rant on about something stupid at your bay. Ever think of that though? Where does the rest of your body go? Does everything stay up all the time? Bah, blue balls, so the cat is told, is a crime. What? It would have no rest. Oh what came to my mind from an unwanted guest. I will now rest my sass and go rest up for tomorrow's with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Stretch and relax.
Ignore the email and fax.
Is the latter still a thing?
Bah, ignore it for this fling.
Let your eyes drift.
Don't make those lids lift.
Just let them go.
Oh, a noise at the window.
Can I come in?
No, go take a spin.
I see you were resting your head.
Yeah, so go bug club med.
Can I come in?
No, go suck on gin.
I see you were resting...
Are you umm testing?
What about my back?
Does rest for that lack?
Does rest for my ass not pass?
Is it because of the gas.
What about my finger?
Oh look, it can linger.
I guess that didn't want rest.
It must stay up the best.
What about my toe?
Do you give 4 out of 5 a no?
What about my ears?
Do they count or are they like rears?
Can my arm rest too?
You know an arm rest is a thing at each zoo.
But, nope, just my head.
Have you gone to club med?
Maybe just the med part.
Did you take it to heart?
Fine I won't come in.
Great. Go rob a cookie tin.
Now I will rest.
Rest is the best.
Rest one and all.
Even my snip snip no ball.
One way to make interlopers go away. Rant on about something stupid at your bay. Ever think of that though? Where does the rest of your body go? Does everything stay up all the time? Bah, blue balls, so the cat is told, is a crime. What? It would have no rest. Oh what came to my mind from an unwanted guest. I will now rest my sass and go rest up for tomorrow's with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 7, 2018
The Off Days Catch Your Gaze!
These days there is a way less set pace. I just gave a these days embrace. See? The cat uses such things too, even after I make fun at my zoo. These days that is the norm. Oh, look, a crappy storm.
Work has come.
Work has gone.
Don't be dumb,
That's a con.
A con for some.
A con for many.
Some are glum.
Some don't have any.
Holidays to come.
Holidays to go.
Work off your bum,
Even in the snow.
Cancelled a task.
Cancelled a ferry.
Some grab a flask,
Others get hairy.
Out they go.
Work the shift.
No matter the show.
No matter how swift.
Days to hold.
Days to use.
Treat them like gold,
Until lighting the fuse.
Oops, too late.
Can't have you off.
Sorry, there mate.
No need to scoff.
Use them later.
Like maybe next year.
Don't be a hater.
Don't give me that peer.
This is how it goes.
You must work for pay.
So get to those rows.
Go and slave away.
Your life is determined.
Determined by we.
You once were a sperm and...
Then you were set not so free.
Ever have to work in a place like that? Where you could have vacation days up to bat, but then nope, can't have those. We'll give them to the crows. Ever have to work on holidays too? So many workers still on the go no matter what comes due. Can be easy to miss how many have to go. The world has to keep on a turning, you know. At least for the human mass. I get every day off with my feline little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Work has come.
Work has gone.
Don't be dumb,
That's a con.
A con for some.
A con for many.
Some are glum.
Some don't have any.
Holidays to come.
Holidays to go.
Work off your bum,
Even in the snow.
Cancelled a task.
Cancelled a ferry.
Some grab a flask,
Others get hairy.
Out they go.
Work the shift.
No matter the show.
No matter how swift.
Days to hold.
Days to use.
Treat them like gold,
Until lighting the fuse.
Oops, too late.
Can't have you off.
Sorry, there mate.
No need to scoff.
Use them later.
Like maybe next year.
Don't be a hater.
Don't give me that peer.
This is how it goes.
You must work for pay.
So get to those rows.
Go and slave away.
Your life is determined.
Determined by we.
You once were a sperm and...
Then you were set not so free.
Ever have to work in a place like that? Where you could have vacation days up to bat, but then nope, can't have those. We'll give them to the crows. Ever have to work on holidays too? So many workers still on the go no matter what comes due. Can be easy to miss how many have to go. The world has to keep on a turning, you know. At least for the human mass. I get every day off with my feline little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 6, 2018
Now It Is A Perk That Must Work!
The time has come to do, after a long long time of making it shoo. Or maybe just a long long time of ignoring it. I think you get that it has been a long long time for a long long bit.
The time to do.
The time is true.
The time for two.
I haven't a clue.
It's just time.
Now in my prime.
No hills to climb.
Can drop that dime.
Did this and that.
Chewed the fat.
Didn't go splat.
Even when a gnat.
But I won't be.
Nope, not me.
Now's the time, you see.
The time for me.
Gnat is gone.
You aren't a pawn.
It's a new dawn.
Can mow my own lawn.
I'll do it this way.
I've gotten my pay.
I've caused some dismay.
But now nice I'll play.
I'm here for you.
You can believe it to be true.
I'll stick like glue.
Only for a few years I made you blue.
Forget all of that.
Today's where it is at.
I threw away the gnat.
I got a nifty new hat.
The path is clear.
You've nothing to fear.
Don't shed a tear.
Forget the past year.
No oh me, oh my.
That doesn't apply.
I will at least try.
Don't get your hopes too high.
Those that burn bridges sure are grand. Don't you love when they come back and extend a hand? Then they think the right way should now apply. No matter what before they gave a try. They got to where they are now doing this and that, they may have even treated others like scat, but now all is fine because your and their way of doing things does align. Do you let that come to pass? Pffft is all they get from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
The time to do.
The time is true.
The time for two.
I haven't a clue.
It's just time.
Now in my prime.
No hills to climb.
Can drop that dime.
Did this and that.
Chewed the fat.
Didn't go splat.
Even when a gnat.
But I won't be.
Nope, not me.
Now's the time, you see.
The time for me.
Gnat is gone.
You aren't a pawn.
It's a new dawn.
Can mow my own lawn.
I'll do it this way.
I've gotten my pay.
I've caused some dismay.
But now nice I'll play.
I'm here for you.
You can believe it to be true.
I'll stick like glue.
Only for a few years I made you blue.
Forget all of that.
Today's where it is at.
I threw away the gnat.
I got a nifty new hat.
The path is clear.
You've nothing to fear.
Don't shed a tear.
Forget the past year.
No oh me, oh my.
That doesn't apply.
I will at least try.
Don't get your hopes too high.
Those that burn bridges sure are grand. Don't you love when they come back and extend a hand? Then they think the right way should now apply. No matter what before they gave a try. They got to where they are now doing this and that, they may have even treated others like scat, but now all is fine because your and their way of doing things does align. Do you let that come to pass? Pffft is all they get from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 5, 2018
A Monthly Cheer Without Fat Guys Near!
Time for cheer.Or so they say.Go ear to ear,Come what may.
It's holiday bliss.Yep, that's it.Pucker up for a kiss.Can't have a fit.
Just for weeks.Just for now.No real streaks.Don't have a cow.
Save it for later.Then let it come.Even if you fall in a crater,You can't be glum.
Turn it around.It is holiday magic.It can be found.No matter how tragic.
Kind of a trick.Kind of a mindset.Think it some slick.Nothing but net.
Not really real.Ignore all of that.For it's the real deal.It's where it's at.
It's got a lot.A lot of play.Good it was caught.Oh the dismay.
Whoops, happy thoughts.Think them for now.Think them lots.Can't raise an eyebrow.
Keep the mindset.Keep it firm.For it's a safe bet,That it's only short term.
So holiday "magic" can turn your frown upside down? Wow, look what Santa can do when he comes to town. But you can't do it the other 11 months out of the year? Does your vision become clear? The insecure stuff shall return, but you can make it burn. Just like that mindset of "magic" and smiles, you can take it further and stretch it miles. A perky day in the other eleven months too. March has "magic" as well, who knew? Do you get all cheery only when this month comes to pass? You can stretch it out and trust my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 4, 2018
Available Today Or Not At Play!
The cat is available to make this rhyme. At least when I'm doing so at this time. The time is 6:17 PM Atlantic, if you must know. My availability may change by the time this is given a go.
Today is the day.
Today you go out to play.
You got everything ready.
Then the phone rings steady.
Are you available?
This thing is salable.
I need you here.
You availability must be clear.
Are you available?
I don't care if you are bailable.
I want you in here now.
So you better get here somehow.
Are you available?
This sale is scalable.
You can sell with ease.
This one is a breeze.
Are you available?
You clearly are mailable.
So answer and get here.
Your availability is clear.
Are you available?
An offense may be jailable.
You better respond.
Or be in the great beyond.
Are you available?
This may leave you unbailable.
Then in a cell you'll rot.
You won't like its cot.
Are you available?
This may soon become unsalable.
Get here and get it done.
I don't care about your fun.
Are you available?
Me? No, I'm unavailable.
I've gone out to enjoy the day.
Get there and make the sale, okay?
Today was the day.
Today you were going to play.
Today your availability changed.
Today got rearranged.
Don't you love that? Are you available where you are at? Love how it usually means get here stat and/or your plans are going to fall flat? Then those asking usually want to do something that they want. Don't those words try to haunt? Do you answer yes or no, or just ignore and out the door you go? We're available when we are supposed to be for a work pass. On the rest, it depends when you catch my mostly unavailable little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Today is the day.
Today you go out to play.
You got everything ready.
Then the phone rings steady.
Are you available?
This thing is salable.
I need you here.
You availability must be clear.
Are you available?
I don't care if you are bailable.
I want you in here now.
So you better get here somehow.
Are you available?
This sale is scalable.
You can sell with ease.
This one is a breeze.
Are you available?
You clearly are mailable.
So answer and get here.
Your availability is clear.
Are you available?
An offense may be jailable.
You better respond.
Or be in the great beyond.
Are you available?
This may leave you unbailable.
Then in a cell you'll rot.
You won't like its cot.
Are you available?
This may soon become unsalable.
Get here and get it done.
I don't care about your fun.
Are you available?
Me? No, I'm unavailable.
I've gone out to enjoy the day.
Get there and make the sale, okay?
Today was the day.
Today you were going to play.
Today your availability changed.
Today got rearranged.
Don't you love that? Are you available where you are at? Love how it usually means get here stat and/or your plans are going to fall flat? Then those asking usually want to do something that they want. Don't those words try to haunt? Do you answer yes or no, or just ignore and out the door you go? We're available when we are supposed to be for a work pass. On the rest, it depends when you catch my mostly unavailable little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 3, 2018
On The Rise Without A Jolly Disguise!
The fat guy is jolly. He has some sort of holly. Whether that is Holly or not. I don't want to think of such eye rot. But jolly and fat. Seems to be where it is at. Unless you were creepy thin Santa Claus. He doesn't get an applause.
Jolly and fat.
How about that.
Look at the stat.
Increase is where it's at.
Obesity on the rise.
The news gives such cries.
Kids not on the go.
Look at that screen glow.
Pictures are shown.
Them and their phone.
Them there eating.
They say it needs beating.
A story of the week.
Out it shall leak.
Some health report thing.
The same old ring.
Know and known.
A familiar tone.
On the rise and blah blah.
But we don't see a ha ha.
No jolly and fat?
What's with that?
Santa loves it that way.
His twinkle shall stay.
Shouldn't all be cheery?
So cheery that it is eerie?
For he is so caring.
Presents and sharing.
Animals like him.
Him and his fat limb.
Or would that be limbs?
Hey, the light never dims.
So why so bad?
Glee should be had.
Uninterrupted glee across the land.
Being large is grand.
Obesity on the rise.
Allowing it is wise.
We'll make the world a cheery place.
Just look at the smile on that fat, jolly Santa's face.
The cat just solved the problems of the world. No more fists will be hurled. All will live in glee. Just let obesity rise from sea to sea. Forget heart attacks, diabetes, and the like. They can take a hike. We want to be jolly like that fat guy, having a twinkle in our eye. Can you tell I'm a sarcastic cat? Hey, the two molded as I thought of that. I had to let it come to pass. I think I'll twinkle my in shape little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Jolly and fat.
How about that.
Look at the stat.
Increase is where it's at.
Obesity on the rise.
The news gives such cries.
Kids not on the go.
Look at that screen glow.
Pictures are shown.
Them and their phone.
Them there eating.
They say it needs beating.
A story of the week.
Out it shall leak.
Some health report thing.
The same old ring.
Know and known.
A familiar tone.
On the rise and blah blah.
But we don't see a ha ha.
No jolly and fat?
What's with that?
Santa loves it that way.
His twinkle shall stay.
Shouldn't all be cheery?
So cheery that it is eerie?
For he is so caring.
Presents and sharing.
Animals like him.
Him and his fat limb.
Or would that be limbs?
Hey, the light never dims.
So why so bad?
Glee should be had.
Uninterrupted glee across the land.
Being large is grand.
Obesity on the rise.
Allowing it is wise.
We'll make the world a cheery place.
Just look at the smile on that fat, jolly Santa's face.
The cat just solved the problems of the world. No more fists will be hurled. All will live in glee. Just let obesity rise from sea to sea. Forget heart attacks, diabetes, and the like. They can take a hike. We want to be jolly like that fat guy, having a twinkle in our eye. Can you tell I'm a sarcastic cat? Hey, the two molded as I thought of that. I had to let it come to pass. I think I'll twinkle my in shape little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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