Comes Right In For The Win!

The cat got warm the other day. Being out in the cold for 8 hours sucks at any bay. But the warmth came back. So nice to be inside a shack. And one with no outside loo. Hey, I've seen as few of those still being used too. Country living at its best. Or not, you decide on the outhouse fest.

Cold as can be.
That would be me.
But warmth comes in.
Let the heater spin.

It takes its time.
Can't warm on a dime.
But it gets there.
Ahhh, hot air.

A rush of warm air.
Umm, did I speak unfair?
Wasn't I clear?
Can you even hear?

A rush to retort.
Are you making a report?
Should we just abort?
You may come up short.

A rush to deny the short.
Yeah, I really hate, Mort.
He's just so short and mean.
He creates such a scene.

A rush to be sarcastic.
Aren't I fantastic?
I'm just the best.
I can pass any test.

A rush to get a full head.
I think you need to rethink what you said.
Some empty space may be up there.
The MRI said so at our lair.

A rush to prove me wrong.
Are you putting it to song?
It might be quite the rush.
Come on and go for it, mush.

A rush to put me down.
Did it make you frown?
But you're still up?
I think you had a hiccup.

A rush to prove me wrong.
Is this the chorus of the song.
Hey, at least I'm warm now.
This rushing thing is really wow.

Do you think rush has lost its meaning? Maybe the dictionary needs a re-screening. Do you rush warmth at your sea? Do you really rush it and have it work for thee? How can you get warm in a rush? Jump in the shower or get frisky with a lush? Hmm, it may work a bit. Still wouldn't say you can rush it. The cold even holds back the green grass. You can't rush that or the warmth of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.