Pat Hatt's Blog, page 189
August 7, 2014
Dumb Things To Do To Get Rich At Your Zoo!
I guess it shows something about human minds, meaning it takes all kinds, when such things make one a millionaire. Almost enough to make the cat swear.
The best of all,
See it winter through fall.
But sell it and win.
Pet Rocks brought at least 15 million in.
Dumb smiley faces,
Were off to the races.
Times the above my ten,
And you still are only 33% there at your den.
The slinky was grand,
Fall down the land.
250 million made at hand,
For something that can't even stand.
A blanket won't do,
Get a Snuggie at your zoo.
Didn't create it? Damn!
Missed out on 200 million, Mam.
Beanie babies were all the rage.
They were on every page
Only made the creator a bit,
Like 5 billion for such a hit.
That get you in a bad mood?
No need to give attitude.
For it may sting,
But get the rich richer, buy a mood ring.
Don't bother with a cool pet.
That is not a safe bet.
Get a Chia pet at your sea.
They've already made millions and look like a tree.
The clapper sounds like an std.
But one that will cause glee.
As it made the creator rich.
Clapping makes me twitch.
Santa mail is so grand.
Santa gets letters from all over the land.
But at 10 bucks a pop,
He writes back and the cash flows non stop.
And then comes antenna balls.
They may get you cat calls.
A happy face ball on your car.
Yep, millions made by far.
See how easy it is at your sea? Now go make something dumb and go on a millionaire spree. Maybe my kitty litter pringle can scoop will fit into this loop? Easier than a bag at my sea. Now I will leave thee. Depressed at such a pass? Bah, just gives me gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The best of all,
See it winter through fall.
But sell it and win.
Pet Rocks brought at least 15 million in.
Dumb smiley faces,
Were off to the races.
Times the above my ten,
And you still are only 33% there at your den.
The slinky was grand,
Fall down the land.
250 million made at hand,
For something that can't even stand.
A blanket won't do,
Get a Snuggie at your zoo.
Didn't create it? Damn!
Missed out on 200 million, Mam.
Beanie babies were all the rage.
They were on every page
Only made the creator a bit,
Like 5 billion for such a hit.
That get you in a bad mood?
No need to give attitude.
For it may sting,
But get the rich richer, buy a mood ring.
Don't bother with a cool pet.
That is not a safe bet.
Get a Chia pet at your sea.
They've already made millions and look like a tree.
The clapper sounds like an std.
But one that will cause glee.
As it made the creator rich.
Clapping makes me twitch.
Santa mail is so grand.
Santa gets letters from all over the land.
But at 10 bucks a pop,
He writes back and the cash flows non stop.
And then comes antenna balls.
They may get you cat calls.
A happy face ball on your car.
Yep, millions made by far.
See how easy it is at your sea? Now go make something dumb and go on a millionaire spree. Maybe my kitty litter pringle can scoop will fit into this loop? Easier than a bag at my sea. Now I will leave thee. Depressed at such a pass? Bah, just gives me gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 6, 2014
Poor Poor You There At Your Zoo!
The cat hears many are a singer. They are a poor poor me clinger. That song seems to get stuck in many a head. I guess it beats some Brady Bunch or Wheels on the Bus dread.
Poor poor me,
What can I do at my sea.
No one likes me.
Poor poor thee.
Got a hang nail.
Go ahead and wail.
But at least the finger nail is still there.
What? You weren't aware?
Stubbed your toe?
Oh no!
At least you have a toe,
And feeling in it to boot at your show.
Sat on a tack?
Damn, a nasty attack.
At least you can sit,
Well maybe not for a bit.
Car won't work?
That isn't a perk.
But at least you have one,
Even if it isn't fun.
Bills past due?
Boo hoo.
Let them suffer,
Give them an old stocking stuffer.
Can't eat this or that,
Or you'll be dead at your mat?
Then don't eat it,
Not hard, one bit.
Ran into a wall,
In a crowded hall?
Oh well.
At least you can walk to a wishing well.
Rely on the above well?
Better off just saying oh hell.
Or giving your coin to a kid,
Maybe you'll find a magic squid?
Poor poor you,
Got a bad review.
Whoopdi friggin doo,
25% of people will always hate you.
There you are at my sea. I know, such advice shouldn't be free. But no matter what you do, it always can be worse at your zoo. And 25% of people on the planet aren't going to like you no matter what. So don't waste time on them at your hut. Just mutter something crass and walk off, like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Poor poor me,
What can I do at my sea.
No one likes me.
Poor poor thee.
Got a hang nail.
Go ahead and wail.
But at least the finger nail is still there.
What? You weren't aware?
Stubbed your toe?
Oh no!
At least you have a toe,
And feeling in it to boot at your show.
Sat on a tack?
Damn, a nasty attack.
At least you can sit,
Well maybe not for a bit.
Car won't work?
That isn't a perk.
But at least you have one,
Even if it isn't fun.
Bills past due?
Boo hoo.
Let them suffer,
Give them an old stocking stuffer.
Can't eat this or that,
Or you'll be dead at your mat?
Then don't eat it,
Not hard, one bit.
Ran into a wall,
In a crowded hall?
Oh well.
At least you can walk to a wishing well.
Rely on the above well?
Better off just saying oh hell.
Or giving your coin to a kid,
Maybe you'll find a magic squid?
Poor poor you,
Got a bad review.
Whoopdi friggin doo,
25% of people will always hate you.
There you are at my sea. I know, such advice shouldn't be free. But no matter what you do, it always can be worse at your zoo. And 25% of people on the planet aren't going to like you no matter what. So don't waste time on them at your hut. Just mutter something crass and walk off, like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 5, 2014
Why Not These, They Should Please!
So there are shows about this and shows about that, ignore forever the reality crap at any mat. But then the scripted ones seem to be all the same. I guess they like to remain tame.
Look a lawyer show.
Way to go!
Oh my a cop show.
50 of those lined up in a row.
That doctor one is new.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Always the same.
Can get kind of lame.
Why not a show about a plumber?
He could be a real bummer.
Get it at my sea?
A frisky plumber with glee.
Why not a vet?
One who can talk to each pet.
Oops, been there, done that.
Forget that idea, stat!
Santa Claus on his days off.
He has to get a cough.
Plus he has to exercise to lose some weight.
I bet viewers would save the date.
The accountant show.
Numbers will flow.
Money will pile high.
Could make one spry.
That talking furniture show.
That will surely go.
All will want to see,
What the couch thinks of the fat ass of thee.
The construction worker.
Could be a real tear jerker.
Construction workers in love.
Twirling stop signs when push comes to shove.
The flower shop.
It won't be a flop.
It will be grand.
Manure and flowers make a stand.
And finally the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The sanitation worker show.
It could work, you never know.
Okay, maybe cops are the better way to go. Some of those may be too slow. But then again zombie cops could be fun. They could go around and eat everyone. Maybe dinosaur pretenders, they could be Earth's defenders. The cat will stop with this mass, if used, be sure and credit my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Look a lawyer show.
Way to go!
Oh my a cop show.
50 of those lined up in a row.
That doctor one is new.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Always the same.
Can get kind of lame.
Why not a show about a plumber?
He could be a real bummer.
Get it at my sea?
A frisky plumber with glee.
Why not a vet?
One who can talk to each pet.
Oops, been there, done that.
Forget that idea, stat!
Santa Claus on his days off.
He has to get a cough.
Plus he has to exercise to lose some weight.
I bet viewers would save the date.
The accountant show.
Numbers will flow.
Money will pile high.
Could make one spry.
That talking furniture show.
That will surely go.
All will want to see,
What the couch thinks of the fat ass of thee.
The construction worker.
Could be a real tear jerker.
Construction workers in love.
Twirling stop signs when push comes to shove.
The flower shop.
It won't be a flop.
It will be grand.
Manure and flowers make a stand.
And finally the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The sanitation worker show.
It could work, you never know.
Okay, maybe cops are the better way to go. Some of those may be too slow. But then again zombie cops could be fun. They could go around and eat everyone. Maybe dinosaur pretenders, they could be Earth's defenders. The cat will stop with this mass, if used, be sure and credit my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 4, 2014
Time To Think At My Rink!
So the cat is here to make you think, warning it may bring you to the brink. Yep, even more than usual at my sea, as in rhyme I am going to brain tease thee.
Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9,
50 from 40 and leave 6.
How come asks the feline,
No, there isn't any tricks.
The sign reads $1 for 1,
$2 for 10 and $3 for 100 in view.
I needed 924 and only paid 3 bucks when done.
How did such a thing ensue?
When can you add 2 to 11 and the right answer is one?
This is an easy run.
Have to give you a break.
Ready to drown yourself in a lake?
If you were running a race,
And you passed the person in second place,
What place would you now embrace?
Don't make a funny face.
A clerk in a butcher shop is 6 foot two.
He has size 14 sneakers on as well.
What does he weigh at his zoo?
Ready to damn me to hell?
Did you know that in Timbuktu,
You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Why can't this come due?
Round hole, square peg?
Before Mt. Everest was found,
What was the highest mountain on Earth?
Let that brain roll around,
Did an answer give birth?
How much dirt is in a hole,
The measures two feet by three feet by two feet?
Did you give another eye roll?
Don't fidget around in your seat.
What word in the English language you humans created,
Is always spelled incorrectly?
Is your brain elated?
Feel free to contact someone directly.
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Are you confused a bit?
You have to get one.
Never fear, now we are done.
So how many did you get right here at my site? Is your brain in overload? I enjoyed the teasing mode. #1 was the only one the cat couldn't get without looking at the answer to it. Can you top my wit? Good luck class with topping my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9,
50 from 40 and leave 6.
How come asks the feline,
No, there isn't any tricks.
The sign reads $1 for 1,
$2 for 10 and $3 for 100 in view.
I needed 924 and only paid 3 bucks when done.
How did such a thing ensue?
When can you add 2 to 11 and the right answer is one?
This is an easy run.
Have to give you a break.
Ready to drown yourself in a lake?
If you were running a race,
And you passed the person in second place,
What place would you now embrace?
Don't make a funny face.
A clerk in a butcher shop is 6 foot two.
He has size 14 sneakers on as well.
What does he weigh at his zoo?
Ready to damn me to hell?
Did you know that in Timbuktu,
You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Why can't this come due?
Round hole, square peg?
Before Mt. Everest was found,
What was the highest mountain on Earth?
Let that brain roll around,
Did an answer give birth?
How much dirt is in a hole,
The measures two feet by three feet by two feet?
Did you give another eye roll?
Don't fidget around in your seat.
What word in the English language you humans created,
Is always spelled incorrectly?
Is your brain elated?
Feel free to contact someone directly.
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Are you confused a bit?
You have to get one.
Never fear, now we are done.
So how many did you get right here at my site? Is your brain in overload? I enjoyed the teasing mode. #1 was the only one the cat couldn't get without looking at the answer to it. Can you top my wit? Good luck class with topping my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 3, 2014
What I Did Sunday At My Bay!
The cat just has to share what he did Sunday at his lair. What is that you say? Sunday isn't over yet at your bay? Well I am in another time zone. I know, don't moan. What is that too? Bah, I never stole it from Betsy's zoo.
First I blinded this guy.I poked him in the eye.Then I made him wail,When I chewed on his tail.
I made this guy pout.It was easy with a shout.I just took his toy.He lost all his joy.
I chased her out the door.She can go outside and explore.See that grumpy look?I hear a rain bath she took.
I took her chair.I did it with flair.She was rather ticked.I can't say we clicked.
I chased this guy away.He is scared I'd say.Just glaring at me,As frightened as can be.
This guy was all relaxed.He looked good and taxed.I could not have that.I am such a mean cat.
So I chased him away.I gave him this display.A tiny litter box.Beats chicken pox.
This guy played dead.I whacked his head.He did not move at all.He feared the cat call.
Then I went after three.Can you tell they don't like me?The cat is just so rude,They give me lots of attitude.
Next Cassie and I took a nap.They all fell for my trap.It was time to rest.I always do my best.
Was your day as exciting as mine? Can you top the feline? No? Damn, so mundane at your show. The cat can teach you a trick or two. But then he'd have to kill you. So let's forgo something so crass and just leave the work to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
First I blinded this guy.I poked him in the eye.Then I made him wail,When I chewed on his tail.
I made this guy pout.It was easy with a shout.I just took his toy.He lost all his joy.
I chased her out the door.She can go outside and explore.See that grumpy look?I hear a rain bath she took.
I took her chair.I did it with flair.She was rather ticked.I can't say we clicked.
I chased this guy away.He is scared I'd say.Just glaring at me,As frightened as can be.
This guy was all relaxed.He looked good and taxed.I could not have that.I am such a mean cat.
So I chased him away.I gave him this display.A tiny litter box.Beats chicken pox.
This guy played dead.I whacked his head.He did not move at all.He feared the cat call.
Then I went after three.Can you tell they don't like me?The cat is just so rude,They give me lots of attitude.
Next Cassie and I took a nap.They all fell for my trap.It was time to rest.I always do my best.
Was your day as exciting as mine? Can you top the feline? No? Damn, so mundane at your show. The cat can teach you a trick or two. But then he'd have to kill you. So let's forgo something so crass and just leave the work to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 2, 2014
Not Rhyming Is A Crime Every Time!
Can you see the cat hanging his head below? That is because Pat is going all non rhyme again at our show. I thought he was over that. I guess not at our mat.
You can see I'm appalled over this.It does not bring the cat bliss.But I guess one or two,Can't hurt at our zoo.
It does not mean I like it though.Either way, had to give this a show.Will you hang your head in shame too?I guess we shall see when in view.
You will just have to wait.Or scroll down at a fast rate.That is cheating though.But the image will still show.
Yeah, I put my image on top,So you wouldn't see it when you stop.Cheating to see it in the blogroll.Now you get to see me with such a stroll.
What am I talking about though?What? You still don't know?I guess the cat will get to it.I still don't like non-rhyming one bit.
But I think that you knew.Then again I don't always rhyme in view.I've left a comment or two without rhyme.I guess I commit my own crime.
So I will let it go.Now away we go.A question or two,For those who view.
Does it catch the eye,When you spy?No, not the above one of me,I know the answer to that is yes at my sea.
Where should the words go?Debating that at our show.Any suggestion on that?It doesn't rhyme so this one will be by "Patrick" Hatt.
And now you can see,What is being yapped about by me.Max Blizzard and The Gem of Camelot will (as in a few months) come due,At 50,000 words in 6 days at my zoo.
So does it catch the eye and make you wonder why? The illustrator was sure grand, captured what I told him at my land. Where do you think the title and name should go? Thinking name at the bottom but title is a hmmmm at my show. Typed 50,000 in 6 days with one arm too. I just have to brag at my zoo. Suck that nano thing, not really, as I write in mass. You can't stop my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
You can see I'm appalled over this.It does not bring the cat bliss.But I guess one or two,Can't hurt at our zoo.
It does not mean I like it though.Either way, had to give this a show.Will you hang your head in shame too?I guess we shall see when in view.
You will just have to wait.Or scroll down at a fast rate.That is cheating though.But the image will still show.
Yeah, I put my image on top,So you wouldn't see it when you stop.Cheating to see it in the blogroll.Now you get to see me with such a stroll.
What am I talking about though?What? You still don't know?I guess the cat will get to it.I still don't like non-rhyming one bit.
But I think that you knew.Then again I don't always rhyme in view.I've left a comment or two without rhyme.I guess I commit my own crime.
So I will let it go.Now away we go.A question or two,For those who view.
Does it catch the eye,When you spy?No, not the above one of me,I know the answer to that is yes at my sea.
Where should the words go?Debating that at our show.Any suggestion on that?It doesn't rhyme so this one will be by "Patrick" Hatt.
And now you can see,What is being yapped about by me.Max Blizzard and The Gem of Camelot will (as in a few months) come due,At 50,000 words in 6 days at my zoo.
So does it catch the eye and make you wonder why? The illustrator was sure grand, captured what I told him at my land. Where do you think the title and name should go? Thinking name at the bottom but title is a hmmmm at my show. Typed 50,000 in 6 days with one arm too. I just have to brag at my zoo. Suck that nano thing, not really, as I write in mass. You can't stop my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 1, 2014
Rip Off Us And Get A Cuss!
You humans sure are strange, but then we already proved that at my range. So I guess it will come as no surprise, but the cat likes to point out how you are not so wise.
Can't sell a thing,
There at your wing?
Walk to a new beat,
And just cheat.
Humans are lame,
In the ad game.
Let's go to the creatures,
To make up our features.
Hostgator sounds great.
Big teeth hosting mate.
Will eat you up and spit you out.
Beats being compared to trout.
Red Bull is here,
Have no fear.
A horn to your rear,
Is all that will appear.
Greyhound is grand.
Race you across the land.
They have the skinny.
Beats a bear named Winnie.
Dove will love you.
Clean you too.
Those feathers are soft.
Use them at your loft.
Puma has your needs.
Nope, not pumpkin seeds.
You will run in the wild.
Trust us, child.
Starbucks is great.
None can relate.
Oh wait!
Came from Moby Dick, mate!
Jaguar is here.
You'll cross the whole sphere.
In luxury at high speed.
Use the litter where ever you need.
Animals are used,
Even abused.
That is just rude.
Time for attitude.
Wait! Already gave the attitude. Okay, I'll just be rude. Humans aren't pretty enough without plastic I guess. So instead they put animals into their mess. And we don't get any kickbacks at all. That is just rude at our hall. The cat wants money to come like the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Can't sell a thing,
There at your wing?
Walk to a new beat,
And just cheat.
Humans are lame,
In the ad game.
Let's go to the creatures,
To make up our features.
Hostgator sounds great.
Big teeth hosting mate.
Will eat you up and spit you out.
Beats being compared to trout.
Red Bull is here,
Have no fear.
A horn to your rear,
Is all that will appear.
Greyhound is grand.
Race you across the land.
They have the skinny.
Beats a bear named Winnie.
Dove will love you.
Clean you too.
Those feathers are soft.
Use them at your loft.
Puma has your needs.
Nope, not pumpkin seeds.
You will run in the wild.
Trust us, child.
Starbucks is great.
None can relate.
Oh wait!
Came from Moby Dick, mate!
Jaguar is here.
You'll cross the whole sphere.
In luxury at high speed.
Use the litter where ever you need.
Animals are used,
Even abused.
That is just rude.
Time for attitude.
Wait! Already gave the attitude. Okay, I'll just be rude. Humans aren't pretty enough without plastic I guess. So instead they put animals into their mess. And we don't get any kickbacks at all. That is just rude at our hall. The cat wants money to come like the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 31, 2014
Nephelococcygia You Say? Pfft Easy Peasy At My Bay!
Do you think you can stump the cat at his rink? Well you can try but the cat will just poke you, figuratively, in the eye. Susan dared the cat to give the above a go. So away with it at my show.
Nephelococcygia is at play.
Are you saying what they umm hay?
This is not the A to Z,
Where we go on a weird word spree.
Hey, don`t blame me.
Blame her sea.
Know what nephelococcygia is?
Let's get on to some nephelococcygia biz.
There I see a horse.
That thing has no remorse.
It is eating Brian's mohawk.
That will make him gawk.
Look there is a dog,
It's chewing on a brown log.
Or I guess it would be white.
That is still quite the sight.
Catch my nephelococcygia trail?
Or are you ready to hit the third rail?
I suppose you'd go near them indeed,
If that were to take seed.
Look it a bird!
Oh don't be absurd.
Nope, it isn't a plane.
It is a great big train.
It even carries Tom Hanks.
It has a dragon in its ranks.
That is rather weird I'd say.
Catch on yet at your bay?
The things flames are white.
They are rather bright.
Look here comes state puff.
That is quite a bit of fluff.
And there is a boat with a cat on top.
That sure isn't a flop.
Setting sail in the sky,
With whatever takes the eye.
Now you must know,
With my rhyming flow,
What nephelococcygia is?
No? Geez next time I'll make a pop quiz.
Nephelococcygia is what you see when you look up. Like a cat or a dragon or a pup. Faces and shapes and stuff in the clouds. I guess big words need to be used to draw crowds? Now my nephelococcygia has come to pass. Damn, I'm such a good little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Nephelococcygia is at play.
Are you saying what they umm hay?
This is not the A to Z,
Where we go on a weird word spree.
Hey, don`t blame me.
Blame her sea.
Know what nephelococcygia is?
Let's get on to some nephelococcygia biz.
There I see a horse.
That thing has no remorse.
It is eating Brian's mohawk.
That will make him gawk.
Look there is a dog,
It's chewing on a brown log.
Or I guess it would be white.
That is still quite the sight.
Catch my nephelococcygia trail?
Or are you ready to hit the third rail?
I suppose you'd go near them indeed,
If that were to take seed.
Look it a bird!
Oh don't be absurd.
Nope, it isn't a plane.
It is a great big train.
It even carries Tom Hanks.
It has a dragon in its ranks.
That is rather weird I'd say.
Catch on yet at your bay?
The things flames are white.
They are rather bright.
Look here comes state puff.
That is quite a bit of fluff.
And there is a boat with a cat on top.
That sure isn't a flop.
Setting sail in the sky,
With whatever takes the eye.
Now you must know,
With my rhyming flow,
What nephelococcygia is?
No? Geez next time I'll make a pop quiz.
Nephelococcygia is what you see when you look up. Like a cat or a dragon or a pup. Faces and shapes and stuff in the clouds. I guess big words need to be used to draw crowds? Now my nephelococcygia has come to pass. Damn, I'm such a good little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 30, 2014
Tough To Swallow For The Flat And Hollow!
Wow, the cat would say it is amazing but that would just get some gazing. For it really is not. You humans always have to make up some weird plot.
Did you know at your sea,
That you are still living with the crazy?
I guess you probably did,
Unless you're one with a tin cap lid.
Flat Earthers are all around.
They can surely be found.
As they stare at the flat ground.
Kind of like a crap searching hound.
That might be an insult to the mutt.
Even they are not that much of a nut.
Flat Earthers still state the world is flat.
Everyone else is a dingbat.
The conspiracy is far and wide.
The flat Earth they are trying to hide.
They just want you to think it's round.
Did they get a lobotomy in the pound?
Then you have another group,
That are not quite a crazy troop.
At least fiction has fun with it.
But they still dwell in the crazy pit.
Hollow Earthers are here.
Have no fear.
They will save the day.
The Earth is hollowed out clay.
You can go in and find a spot,
That has a nice comfy plot.
Would that not be grand?
To live beneath a billion tons of land?
Or flip that around,
And a new hollow is found.
We are already in hollow Earth,
The universe and such is of worth.
It is the outside.
So we need to take a long ride.
We need to see what is on top.
That mission will never flop.
Which would you choose?
I mean you can't lose.
Flat Earthers fall flat,
And Hollower Earthers don't need a hat.
It will not rain in hollow earth I guess. So they can avoid such a weather mess. Unless lava flows I suppose. Then they may burn off their toes. Want to take a side? It could be a fun ride. Or maybe you want to stick around. Get it? I know, I astound. So fun the crazy theories in mass. I am sure some could even be made up by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Did you know at your sea,
That you are still living with the crazy?
I guess you probably did,
Unless you're one with a tin cap lid.
Flat Earthers are all around.
They can surely be found.
As they stare at the flat ground.
Kind of like a crap searching hound.
That might be an insult to the mutt.
Even they are not that much of a nut.
Flat Earthers still state the world is flat.
Everyone else is a dingbat.
The conspiracy is far and wide.
The flat Earth they are trying to hide.
They just want you to think it's round.
Did they get a lobotomy in the pound?
Then you have another group,
That are not quite a crazy troop.
At least fiction has fun with it.
But they still dwell in the crazy pit.
Hollow Earthers are here.
Have no fear.
They will save the day.
The Earth is hollowed out clay.
You can go in and find a spot,
That has a nice comfy plot.
Would that not be grand?
To live beneath a billion tons of land?
Or flip that around,
And a new hollow is found.
We are already in hollow Earth,
The universe and such is of worth.
It is the outside.
So we need to take a long ride.
We need to see what is on top.
That mission will never flop.
Which would you choose?
I mean you can't lose.
Flat Earthers fall flat,
And Hollower Earthers don't need a hat.
It will not rain in hollow earth I guess. So they can avoid such a weather mess. Unless lava flows I suppose. Then they may burn off their toes. Want to take a side? It could be a fun ride. Or maybe you want to stick around. Get it? I know, I astound. So fun the crazy theories in mass. I am sure some could even be made up by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 29, 2014
Movie Of The Week At My Creek!
The super hero movie has taken over. Of course that is even known by rover. So the cat has to chime in and do the best one ever at his bin.
The treasure of inka dinka doo,Had disappeared from view.What would the world do?They called in the super hero crew.
But he was blank.He had no gas in the tank.Must be the sheet.Aren't those pajamas neat?
Then came four,Who all seemed to adore.The rock one ate them though.That was pretty low.
If it talks like a duck,You are in luck.Until he came across a cat,Then that was the end of that.
He dropped the basketball,Now he'll get you at last call.He swings his mighty hammer.Is he wearing parts of the slammer?
He comes at top speed,Helping all in need.Just touch his magic rock.Busted for sounding dirty with his rock stock.
They were just sent away.Those nipples just caused dismay.Look at those plastic things,As bad as plastic hospital wings.
He thought it was found,He would get a huge reward mound.They would pay a hefty price.Oops, it was just ice.
Thor came to play.He was ready to join the fray.Whoops, he has the wrong hat.Just forget about that.
Then she came.A fine to peep at dame.But after one of the worst movies ever,The world threw up and forgot their endeavor.
Now won't you be first in line for such a flick? Then at the end you can just get sick. A super hero film to top them all, right here on my wall. But if you hurl over that last lass, stay far away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The treasure of inka dinka doo,Had disappeared from view.What would the world do?They called in the super hero crew.
But he was blank.He had no gas in the tank.Must be the sheet.Aren't those pajamas neat?
Then came four,Who all seemed to adore.The rock one ate them though.That was pretty low.
If it talks like a duck,You are in luck.Until he came across a cat,Then that was the end of that.
He dropped the basketball,Now he'll get you at last call.He swings his mighty hammer.Is he wearing parts of the slammer?
He comes at top speed,Helping all in need.Just touch his magic rock.Busted for sounding dirty with his rock stock.
They were just sent away.Those nipples just caused dismay.Look at those plastic things,As bad as plastic hospital wings.
He thought it was found,He would get a huge reward mound.They would pay a hefty price.Oops, it was just ice.
Thor came to play.He was ready to join the fray.Whoops, he has the wrong hat.Just forget about that.
Then she came.A fine to peep at dame.But after one of the worst movies ever,The world threw up and forgot their endeavor.
Now won't you be first in line for such a flick? Then at the end you can just get sick. A super hero film to top them all, right here on my wall. But if you hurl over that last lass, stay far away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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