Dumb Things To Do To Get Rich At Your Zoo!

I guess it shows something about human minds, meaning it takes all kinds, when such things make one a millionaire. Almost enough to make the cat swear.

The best of all,
See it winter through fall.
But sell it and win.
Pet Rocks brought at least 15 million in.

Dumb smiley faces,
Were off to the races.
Times the above my ten,
And you still are only 33% there at your den.

The slinky was grand,
Fall down the land.
250 million made at hand,
For something that can't even stand.

A blanket won't do,
Get a Snuggie at your zoo.
Didn't create it? Damn!
Missed out on 200 million, Mam.

Beanie babies were all the rage.
They were on every page
Only made the creator a bit,
Like 5 billion for such a hit.

That get you in a bad mood?
No need to give attitude.
For it may sting,
But get the rich richer, buy a mood ring.

Don't bother with a cool pet.
That is not a safe bet.
Get a Chia pet at your sea.
They've already made millions and look like a tree.

The clapper sounds like an std.
But one that will cause glee.
As it made the creator rich.
Clapping makes me twitch.

Santa mail is so grand.
Santa gets letters from all over the land.
But at 10 bucks a pop,
He writes back and the cash flows non stop.

And then comes antenna balls.
They may get you cat calls.
A happy face ball on your car.
Yep, millions made by far.

See how easy it is at your sea? Now go make something dumb and go on a millionaire spree. Maybe my kitty litter pringle can scoop will fit into this loop? Easier than a bag at my sea. Now I will leave thee. Depressed at such a pass? Bah, just gives me gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.