Rip Off Us And Get A Cuss!

You humans sure are strange, but then we already proved that at my range. So I guess it will come as no surprise, but the cat likes to point out how you are not so wise.

Can't sell a thing,
There at your wing?
Walk to a new beat,
And just cheat.

Humans are lame,
In the ad game.
Let's go to the creatures,
To make up our features.

Hostgator sounds great.
Big teeth hosting mate.
Will eat you up and spit you out.
Beats being compared to trout.

Red Bull is here,
Have no fear.
A horn to your rear,
Is all that will appear.

Greyhound is grand.
Race you across the land.
They have the skinny.
Beats a bear named Winnie.

Dove will love you.
Clean you too.
Those feathers are soft.
Use them at your loft.

Puma has your needs.
Nope, not pumpkin seeds.
You will run in the wild.
Trust us, child.

Starbucks is great.
None can relate.
Oh wait!
Came from Moby Dick, mate!

Jaguar is here.
You'll cross the whole sphere.
In luxury at high speed.
Use the litter where ever you need.

Animals are used,
Even abused.
That is just rude.
Time for attitude.

Wait! Already gave the attitude. Okay, I'll just be rude. Humans aren't pretty enough without plastic I guess. So instead they put animals into their mess. And we don't get any kickbacks at all. That is just rude at our hall. The cat wants money to come like the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.