Doug Ward's Blog, page 98
February 26, 2014
Ward's Laws #1679
If your friend has the theme song to Candy Crush on their music playlist, there's a problem.
February 24, 2014
Ward's Laws #1677
My next career is going to be a dog translater. "Sure lady, your dog said he wants another treat. And a walk once in a while wouldn't hurt either."
February 23, 2014
Ward's Laws #1675
I wonder if John Connor likes Arnold Schwarzenegger movies?
February 19, 2014
Ward's Laws #1673
Who saves Space Ghost nearly every episode? Jan... No. Jace... No! Blip... Space Ghost owes his worthless hide to a space monkey!!!
February 18, 2014
Ward's Laws #1670
Always watch your spelling when discussing things you eat. An extra vowel and you could be dining on Poop Tarts. Or worse yet... Pop Sharts.
February 17, 2014
Ward's Laws #1668
Just wait till my coworkers get a load of my new Justice League lunchbox. That's right, straight to the cool table. I just wish the lid didn't feature Aquaman.
February 15, 2014
Ward's Laws #1667
I bought a car that was painted camouflage. My best guess is it's still in the woods where I lost it.
February 13, 2014
Ward's Laws #1665
Was having the Olympics in Russia a good idea. Wasn't it about this date last year that an asteroid exploded above Russia, with the power of 30 Hiroshima atomic bombs?
February 11, 2014
Ward's Laws #1662
The car rental place stuck me with a Kia Soul. How am I supposed to look tough driving up to the comic book shop in a geeky car like that?
February 8, 2014
Ward's Laws #1661
I hate Superman movies. His main nemesis is a scrawny bald guy. Seriously.
