Doug Ward's Blog, page 94

Ward's Laws #1753

Is Google Glass the monocles of the future?  

Ward's Laws #1750

My family has entrusted me with bringing the buns for Easter.  I don't think they really understand their mistake...

Ward's Laws #1748

I know why we call games like monopoly board games, because at some point we get bored and start cheating.  Never make me the banker. Lol.

Ward's Laws #1747

When are mathletics going to be part of the Olympics?  These athletes always get the short end of the stick...

Ward's Laws #1745

Taxidermy freaks me out. You killed something, and now you want to keep it.  Who are you, Buffalo Bill?  Keeping little animal skin suits around your home. If a mortician kept the human pelts draped over Styrofoam, we lock the psychopath away for life, but if it's an animal's skin, we call the guy a sportsman.

Ward's Laws #1743

I don't care who let it out, but I do wonder who put the cat in the bag?  And why?

Ward's Laws #1742

I don't understand why only the Jedi get to have light sabers.  I'd want one.  Just think of all you could do with it.  Opening mail, carving a turkey, and finally settling who gets the remote comes to mind almost immediately.

Ward's Laws #1740

I think the triple-decker bus was a great idea until that power line incident.

Ward's Laws #1738

Did you ever notice that Chicken potpie has nothing to do with a pot?

Ward's Laws #1735

At work we have fire drills, severe weather drills, and even intruder drills.  But if I mention having a Zombie apocalypse drill, I get that "how long until you retire" look.