Doug Ward's Blog, page 97

I asked for interview questions a few weeks back. C...

I asked for interview questions a few weeks back.  Check out how the interview played out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_8V4vYrBk&app=desktop

Ward's Laws #1691

If you find a hair in your food it's kind of gross.  But you can pull the offending follicle out and get rid of it.  What do you do with the millions of dead skin cells left in dough after someone kneads it?  Gulp!!!

Ward's Laws #1689

I should've figured out that my family was trying to get rid of me when they gave me lawn jarts for my 6th birthday.

Ward's Laws #1687

Why doesn't someone come up with the something like Lego home additions.  A couple quick snaps and you have a new solarium.  And for a few extra dollars it can look like the Millennium Falcon.

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Ward's Laws #1684

I like how text message conversations start getting shorter until they eventually end with an emoticon.  That's the text way of saying, "I don't want to talk to you anymore, K"

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Ward's Laws #1682

When I'm old, I'm not going to have a pet.  If I die in my sleep my once loving puppy will probably devour me where I lay.  The coroner will probably have to wait for my dog to poop so he can have something to autopsy.

Ward's Laws #1680

I went into a vintage clothing shop and saw my entire wardrobe.  It was kind of a zen moment until I realized I'm the personification of retro.

"Zombie Story" - A Mind-Blowing Comparison of The Walking Dead & Toy Story