Doug Ward's Blog, page 100

Jinkies!!!

Jinkies!!!  All three of my zombie books are on the iTunes charts today!  Parasite is #105, Symbiote is #124 and Creator is #121...

http://www.bookchart.info/publisher/1...

Ward's Laws #1639

I think the new motto for the Post Office should be, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.  But, if you have snow in front of your mailbox, forget it!"

Ward's Laws #1638

If you cross lord of the rings and Photoshop do you get Frodoshop?

Ward's Laws #1635

If Dracula can't walk in the sunlight, what about those distant stars?  Thousands of suns are out each night.

Ward's Laws #1634

If you gave Frankenstein's monster a necktie, he'd be the best-dressed man in the village.  Ok, I'll admit that it's filled with guys wearing lederhosen, but hey, where'd he get the business suit anyway?

Ward's Laws #1631

Bob Ross painted a dog in only one of his paintings.  He stopped after that one because what the dog did on his happy little trees was totally wrong.

Ward's Laws #1630

When zombies attack, why does everyone board up the windows so willy-nilly?  I'd go for the neat, symmetrical approach.  Nothing like a tidy hidey-hole!

Ward's Laws #1628

When zombies attack, why does everyone board up the windows so willy-nilly?  I'd go for the neat, symmetrical approach.  Nothing like a tidy hidey-hole!

Ward's Laws #1626

I understand wearing camouflage while in the woods.  Trying to be nearly invisible while stalking ones prey is a good idea.  I just get nervous when people wear camo in public.  What are they hunting there?  People?

Ward's Laws #1623

Last summer I planted a Giant Sequoia sapling in my yard.  I think of it as a practical joke on the owner of my house about 300 years from now.  Can you imagine the bill from the tree trimmer?  LOL