Doug Ward's Blog, page 103
December 27, 2013
Ward's Laws #1584
What happens if you have dyslexia and you visit the eye doctor? Do you think the person testing you will pick up on the fact that you are reading everything backwards or are you going to get a really messed up prescription?
December 26, 2013
Ward's Laws #1582
As a guy, anything called the Nutcracker doesn't interest me at all.
December 24, 2013
Creator has been published!!!
It's finally published. The 3rd book in the series is available on smashwords.com and in about 12 hours it will be on Amazon. Look for it in all other outlets within 2 weeks. I want to give a big thanks to J.D. Reed for the awesome job editing. You're the best J.D. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/391265
December 23, 2013
Ward's Laws #1579
You know when you get a Holiday Card on in the mail on Christmas Eve you didn't make the first cut. You're either an afterthought or they're just responding the card you sent them weeks ago.
December 20, 2013
Ward's Laws #1575
Every time I eat some cabbage or beans, I further my belief that man is hastening climate change.
December 18, 2013
Ward's Laws #1571
Did you know that wood smoke stays active in the body 40 times longer than tobacco smoke? So, the next time your neighbor has a little campfire, throw a bucket of water on his second-hand smoke generator and send him a little message. Just say no to camping!
December 17, 2013
Ward's Laws #1569
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most popular street name is Second Street. First Street is 3rd on the list, even lagging behind Third Street. Now go back and watch some Honey Boo Boo America, and leave the counting to us, the fine people at Ward's Laws.
December 15, 2013
Ward's Laws #1566
I love people who lay in a supply of bottled water before a snowstorm. Don't those idiots realize that all that white stuff on their lawn IS water?
Ward's Laws #1565
A snow storm's blowing into town and everyone in the grocery store line is buying toilet paper. What is it about a few inches of the white stuff that makes everyone have to poop so much?
December 13, 2013
Ward's Laws #1563
My school district just started teaching Weather Math. 7" of snow plus 3" over night equals? That's right, rain and no accumulation. If you got this problem right you may be interested in an exciting career as a meteorologist in Pittsburgh. The city where you don't have to be right to keep your job, you don't even have to be close.
