Doug Ward's Blog, page 101
January 14, 2014
Ward's Laws #1622
I like to buy college textbooks, highlight random crap in them, then sell them back. You might be thinking that's terrible. The next student to buy them will be all messed up, but I like to think of it as survival of the fittest!
January 13, 2014
Ward's Laws #1620
Whatever happened to real shutters? Sure, I see fake, vinyl ones all over the place, but wouldn't it be handy to be able to safely cover your windows in mere minutes during the next zombie apocalypse?
January 12, 2014
Ward's Laws #1618
My boss banned me from wearing Google Glass during staff meetings. She got tired of my glazed-over look as I played Candy Crush during her long-winded... I mean, informative speeches.
January 11, 2014
Ward's Laws #1615
I'm writing a spin-off to the Da Vinci Code. It's about these mysterious symbolic images hidden in Bob Ross paintings. Peapod the Pocket Squirrel plays the detective who...
January 10, 2014
Ward's Laws #1611
Would the people who worked to crack the Wind Talkers codes be called Wind Breakers? Cause I'd be good at that... I can break wind with the best of them.
January 9, 2014
Ward's Laws #1607
I got fired from my job at the zoo. I knew I shouldn't suggest litter training the lions.
January 8, 2014
Ward's Laws #1605
When we used to play Monopoly at home, the game would get so violent my mom would institute deregulation just to get us to settle down.
January 7, 2014
Ward's Laws #1603
I recently trademarked the name Spacely Sprockets, so in 48 more years I'll be able to cash in. Cogswell Cogs is next on my list. Bwahahaha
Creator is Everywhere!!!
That's it everybody. I believe Creator; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse is everywhere. Barnes& Noble, iTunes, Amazon... Go check it out!!!
