Doug Ward's Blog, page 48
January 27, 2016
Ward's Words #660
A 2007 genetic study suggested some Neanderthals may have had blond or red hair. Neanderthals were gingers? No wonder they met a genetic dead end.
January 26, 2016
Ward's Words #659
For all the hockey fans out there. Not all ice resurfacer’s are of the brand Zamboni so stop just arbitrarily calling them Zambonis.
January 24, 2016
Ward's Words #656
Wouldn’t Park’n Eat be a better name for the restaurant chain? Safety first people.
January 23, 2016
Ward's Words #655
If a person in France makes toast is it called French Toast?
January 19, 2016
Ward's Words #653
You know you've been married too long when you spoon you're dog more than you're wife.
January 18, 2016
Ward's Words #650
Karate Kid memory number one. As the sensei of the Cobra Kahn dojo tells him to sweep the leg, Johnny suddenly realizes that his master is actually an evil Sith lord.
January 14, 2016
Ward's Words #649
The next time I play the Powerball, I’m only choosing one number but using it six times. That way, if my single number hits, I should be the big winner instead of the whiner I currently am.
January 12, 2016
Ward's Words #646
Man, that guy from the operation game had a lot of things wrong with him.
January 11, 2016
Ward's Words #644
If you have you're deviled ham blessed, is it considered exercised and no longer deviled?
January 10, 2016
Ward's Words #643
In order to conserve calories, I pick the bananas out of my banana splits.
