Doug Ward's Blog, page 21

Ward's Words #1168

Men talk about stage fright when peeing.  Well, I don’t know where they’re tinkling, but I try to refrain from peeing while on stage, let alone, in front of a crowd.  

Ward's Words #1166

I saw a pregnancy test in the Dollar Store. It had two settings. Positive and not so sure.

Ward's Words #1164

Wow, a yard sale with several Vera Bradley purses… I’m sure they can’t be knock-offs.

Ward's Woods #1163

You know, we had ball bearings when I was a kid (50 some odd years ago.) We just didn’t obsess on them and call then Fidget Spinners.

Ward's Words #1160

Whatever happened to Old Zealand?

Ward's Words #1158

Kids, you have HD video games with 3D Oculus headsets that make the player feel like they are actually in the game and yet today's youth are fascinated by a Fidget Spinner. It’s a 55 cent ball bearing for crying out loud! We had them 50 years ago and it still didn’t impress us.

Ward's Words #1157

Why do puppies feel it's necessary to always play with their toys on the edge of the couch?

Ward's Words #1155

I should have never moved into that bouncy house. Now I'm afraid of every stiff breeze.

Ward's Words #1152

My choice as an art medium is oil paint. So I guess you really could say that I think it's exciting watching paint dry.

Ward's Words #1151

We wanted to build an accent wall but couldn't decide between Swedish or French so now we’re just building a wall.