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Ward's Laws #1383

Today was a beautiful day to go for a ride with the windows down and the sunroof open.  My shoulder hair blowing in the breeze made me feel...  kinda old.

Ward's Laws #1380

I just got Zombie Apocalypse Insurance.  So when the undead destroy the world I'm gonna so cash in!!!

Ward's Laws #1379

I think my pet rock is dead.  It hasn't moved in a few days and I'm getting worried.

Ward's Laws #1373

I have to admit that I only ever watched one episode of the Sopranos.  I couldn't figure out why the cast was mostly men who were altos if anything.

Ward's Laws #1371

While cutting grass I think I mowed over an entire Smurf community...  I thought those were just mushrooms, not homes...  Man, cleaning the mowers blades is just going to be gross.

Ward's Laws #1369

My insurance company says they wont cover an earthquake unless it's caused by super villain activity.  This is the last time I buy my coverage out of the back or a comic book.

Ward's Laws #1368

I wonder if Batman has a zipper in his costume?  If not it must take forever for him to get ready to pee.

Ward's Laws #1366

 Did you know Cinemark doesn't like it when you try to make their theater into a Drive-In?

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Ward's Laws #1364

Why is it olden times during times when the theater was young and people were starving they still had food to throw at actors?  Now we just mock them on twitter...  I long for the olden days...