Doug Ward's Blog, page 108

Ward's Laws #1476

What's so scary about the Invisible Man?  He's not horrible... He's just invisible...  I just don't get it.  What's the worst he can do?  Peek in the shower?

Ward's Laws #1475

Has anyone noticed that Mayor McCheese has been representing McDonaldland for a few too many years?  Can anyone say Term Limits!!!

Ward's Laws #1470

Have you ever been in the movies and noticed the person sitting beside you looked a little pale?  Sickly?  Then you start wondering is this the contagion the World Health Organization has been warning about?  Now you know why I don't go to the movies...

Ward's Laws #1469

I think the medieval version of mace was a better deterrent of crime then the 20th century version.

Ward's Laws #1464

My brother has an odd bump behind his ear...  It's obviously an alien implant.  That's the only reasonable answer.

Ward's Laws #1462

I can't believe MLB players pause prior to celebrating so they can put on safety goggles before celebrating... momma's boys... Back in my day a little champagne in the eye was just part of the fun.

Ward's Laws #1461

Go to Google images and look up Miley Cyrus and then do the same for Justin Bieber. Here at Ward's Laws we believe we have discovered that they are the same person. Much like the movie "Inception", instead of a dream within a dream it's a boy who's really a girl who's sometimes Hanna Montana. It's hard to see where the reality ends and the blond wig begins.

Ward's Laws #1456

When survivors in zombie movies board up windows, why do they always slam those boards in any odd way.  I try to think I'd be a bit more tidy...

Ward's Laws #1455

Why doesn't daylight savings time earn interest?

Ward's Laws #1451

My school district should have a serious talk to the person who chose to have Parent Teacher Conferences on National Talk like a Pirate Day.  AArrggg Matie didn't go over with the parents so well!!!