Doug Ward's Blog, page 111

Ward's Laws #1406

I recently went to the bathroom at a place where the urinals so low to the ground that it appeared they were installed to support the little league World Series.  My ankles took a beating from the splash-back.

Ward's Laws #1403

I love guys who have their phones in a pouch on their belt and their sunglasses in another belt pouch. They start to look like batman in khakis.

Ward's Laws #1402

Apparently the killer robot I built in my basement has decided to become a pacifist.  That's the last time I use parts left over from Peace Corp. computers.

Ward's Laws #1399

Why aren't snowsuits a bit dressier?  Maybe they should have a little necktie.

This is the first Spanish review I've known about for any of my books.

I found a link to this review on Goodreads.  It's in Spanish.  I love it but wish Bing translator worked a little better.  It still doesn't dim my enthusiasm.  This seriously made my day!!!

 http://librosdeolethros.blogspot.com/2013/08/saving-jebediah-doug-ward-2012.html?showComment=1376143234093#c2961250122547267180

Ward's Laws #1397

My dad always told me to be a leader and what do I do?  I follow 1727 people on Twitter.  Sorry dad!

Ward's Laws #1396

Why are the new music formats all called by abbreviations?  CD or MP3.  Back in my day we just used to say whole words like cassette tapes or albums.  It didn't take much longer to say them and we didn't have to rebuy our music collection in a new format every three months.

Ward's Laws #1393

Shark Week is making me want to redo my vacation plans.  Hello Kansas!!!

Ward's Laws #1387

I'm going to get Jiminy Cricket tattooed on the bottom of my foot.  Maybe with a somewhat crushed look.

Ward's Laws #1385

I'm not buying into this smartphone fad.  I give it another year and everyone will be jealous of my pager.