Doug Ward's Blog, page 116
June 1, 2013
Ward's Laws #1300
How many deer can you hit with your car before you have to buy a hunting license.
May 28, 2013
Ward's Laws #1292
Why didn't Charlie's angels ever bust women?
Ward's Laws #1291
I don't want to say my family's a bunch of rednecks but my tux for the prom was blaze orange camo. My dad did spend all day detailing the truck. He even put a new racing stripe on it. Sure it was made out of duct tape but it's the thought, right?
May 25, 2013
Ward's Laws #1290
Why is it that most people own duct tape but have never use it on their ducts?
May 24, 2013
Ward's Laws #1288
Why do I call it a blackboard when it's actually green?
Ward's Laws #1287
My dentist sponsors 9 hockey teams. The funny thing is he doesn't even like the sport...
May 23, 2013
Ward's Laws #1286
Why is Bigfoot spelled with a capitol "B?" Shouldn't we have to actually find one before we make it a proper noun? Maybe for their size they have smallish sized feet? How silly we'll look then, huh?
Ward's Laws #1285
I don't want to say my parents were rednecks but they did send me Easter egg hunting with a 12 gauge shot gun.
May 22, 2013
Ward's Laws #1283
Why do seagulls always gather around Jong John Silvers restaurants? This is Pittsburgh!!! There's no ocean here!!!
May 20, 2013
Ward's Laws #1280
The first time I walked onto a playground and approached the seesaw I remember some fish faced kid warning, "It's a trap!" I guess I should've listened to Admiral Ackbar. Cause the chubby kid on the other side trapped me in the air for 10 minutes before slipping off his side, dropping me to a famous butt breaker.
