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April 27, 2013

Ward's Laws #1253

Artists are always in their right minds.
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Published on April 27, 2013 17:59

Zombob's Zombie News and Reviews: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zom...

Zombob's Zombie News and Reviews: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zom...: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse  by Doug Ward Synopsis:  The zombies are rising in the sleepy town o...
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Published on April 27, 2013 11:07

April 24, 2013

Ward's Laws #1249

Why doesn't City Chicken contain any chicken what so ever?  It's usually tastes like pork.  Humans also taste like pork (or so I've heard.)    Does this mean what I think it does?  That's right, I believe our cities have begun to practice cannibalism.
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Published on April 24, 2013 15:41

April 23, 2013

Life in the Shadows Reviews "Parasite"

Check out this wonderful review of "Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse."  It's from Life in the Shadows over on WordPress.

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Published on April 23, 2013 15:44

Ward's Laws #1247

My dad's so old that when he was a kid crayons only consisted of primary colors.
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Published on April 23, 2013 15:34

April 21, 2013

Ward's Laws #1244

I think the makers of hand sanitizer will be the ones who begin the Zombie Apocalypse.  Talk about creating a demand for your product...
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Published on April 21, 2013 16:20

April 20, 2013

Ward's Laws #1243


My fart ringtone is a real bust. I have to keep explaining that I don't have gas. I just got a text.
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Published on April 20, 2013 17:32

April 19, 2013

Where Zombies Come to Read: Book Profile: Saving Jebediah by Doug Ward

Where Zombies Come to Read: Book Profile: Saving Jebediah by Doug Ward: BITE INTO THIS FREE ZOMBIE TALE Saving Jebediah; Another True Story from the Zombie Apocalypse by Doug Ward   Summary Everything ...
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Published on April 19, 2013 02:36

April 16, 2013

Where Zombies Come to Read: Zombified Interview with Doug Ward

Where Zombies Come to Read: Zombified Interview with Doug Ward: Doug Ward is the grisly guy behind the Zombie Apocalypse series. Two books in the terrifying trilogy are already shuffling in public. Let...
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Published on April 16, 2013 02:32

April 15, 2013

Ward's Laws #1241

Why did the witch want to eat Hansel and Gretel when she had house made of candy and gingerbread?
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Published on April 15, 2013 16:33