Troll Or Derby Quotes

“Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.

"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't understand the subtleties of it all. You'd have thought all those years of HBO and shit would have prepared me better.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I would save her, or die trying.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so ADHD.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby

“He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.”
― Red Tash, Troll Or Derby