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“And we all knew what we were.”

“I missed the woman who should have been my wife. I missed Celia.”

me too!

“You are a whore, Evelyn. You let men screw you for fame. And that is why I’m leaving you.”

i would kill myself. why would she say that?

i love that she talked about the mick riva debacle like it’s a heist. like it has to be executed perfectly, exactly as planned or she’ll fail.

“ All I could think was that he didn’t know about that line of freckles on her hip. I knew about them, and he didn’t.”

ma’am? are you good?

“It wasn’t until those evenings with Celia, the two of us sharing a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine for dinner”

girl dinner

starting over. got about 20 chapters in last time. let’s see if i can go the distance this time.

i knew it wasn’t gonna work out with eddie but i didn’t expect him to cheat.

i’d have to fight him like physically fight him because you ghosted me because you’re not british? that’s it? 🤨

like it’s not even that big of a deal. it’s just the fake bio on your book, you absolute fucking donkey!

oliver? i see what’s happening here. let’s fucking go!

girl, don’t leave my baby with no random man. she’s 3, she can walk. just take her with you and put her down once you get the cupcakes. this is ridiculous.

it’s getting even more convoluted. now she wants him to help her get a date? it should only be like 1 or 2 of these 5 random fucking things happening. like either have the plot be that she works at publisher and had these anonymous chats with him or he’s her neighbor who likes her and is gonna help her get a date. not both.

the plot is so convoluted.

he bought a ticket for her concert the day before it happens? sounds unlikely or it sounds like a million dollars.

i would be happy if they don’t end up together

i strongly do not give a fuck about this relationship.

meh.

if you don’t want people to think the song is about your ex husband then why would you wear a wedding dress to sing the song?

this boy is driving me nuts! stop!

you fucking idiot! why would you do that? he said not to do that!

“he’s done nothing to me.”

he’s said this twice now. i think i know what this means.

“it would be a lie because it wouldn’t be him.” why does that have me in tears right now?

it’s so funny the actor who played henry also played george villiers. i’m sure someone has talked about this before.

so the kiss was with nora? not two random girls for no reason? i gotta stop thinking about the adaptation. i’m gonna retroactively dislike it. i already dislike how much stuff was cut out.

a family that plans to kill woody allen together stays together. i doubt befriending ronan would help with the plan though.

i hate adaptations because i truly love this opening scene and the backstory of nora and alex dating. they don’t even bring it up. books are too long to be movies. they should be mini series’. it makes more sense.

it grew on me. it really had me in that last half.

kit’s inner monologue changing to they immediately. hot. i’m in love.




don’t look at me. i know it’s the bare minimum. 🫣

it’s been like an hour and i just ignored the book. yep nothing happened. theo’s just like me forreal though.

you know i’ve heard this elusive “there’s only one bed, i have to sleep almost naked” trope before but i’ve never experienced it. it been played so straight that i’m thinking nothing will happen. we’ll see in like 5 minutes.