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DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! if she doesn’t kiss you then this will be very embarrassing for me.

i spoke too soon. what do you mean she’s gonna kiss you? when the fuck did this happen?

why is there a little mystery about their job? just be gay already! i’m questioning what this book is about.

oh, this is where simon came from. okay.

reading these out of order is so funny because the last one i was like astrid was with a random man? iris is still with grant? and now she’s not with grant and gillian is here? iris’ book made me feel like all that stuff happened a long time ago.

this entire time i thought it was called “astrid parker doesn’t FALL”. it says fail? now i don’t know anything.

carter didn’t die but at least they got a divorce

mrs. green is doing most of the heavy lifting in this damn murder plot.

carter wasn’t been enough of a presence in this half of the book for me to still wish for his violent death but it would still make me happy. also her kids suck. i don’t like either of them.

even if anyone believed the stupid blood circulating nonsense. why were you and my underaged child naked? why if it’s so innocent? why didn’t she ask that?

can my child stay over at your house? hell fucking no! even if he wasn’t a monster thing, my child is not spending the night at some man’s house. no random adult with no children and no connection to my child is keeping them at their house.

gained weight? bitch, you better not be fucking pregnant. i would never touch that man with anything but a knife or a bat for as long as i lived.

three years later? i am so fucking frustrated. i feel like this shit is happening to me. i would leave that damn man but he would’ve never been my partner to beginning with.

i would stab him in the fucking throat. he told their child not to listen to her? he’d be dead.

i like how the same story mary campbell told is happening in the background. it just better not end with an innocent black person being accused again.

why is everything in this fucking book at the expense of innocent black people?

patricia, you dumb bitch! when will you learn that you do NOT have a secret language of married couples with that fucking man! he is a piece of shit and a goddamn idiot.

patricia is a fucking mother!

i’m very uncomfortable by the nazi child. make him do other things! please! it’s weird.

rats? fuck me!

literally bawling my eyes out for leon. what the fuck?

saying men don’t know what it’s like to take care of an aging relative when the main thing they know about that man is that he was taking care of an aging relative is crazy. like that’s all you really know about that man.

tall dark stranger? i thought she said he was blonde? does that term even mean anything at this point?

if he’s in the book club he’s going to get an invite to every house.

patricia, never doubt your instincts! you immediately starting thinking of a serial killer. even if you’re wrong do everything you can to keep yourself out of danger!

i loudly screamed NO! once i realized she was inviting him in.

carter fucking sucks.

i don’t know what they’re afraid of. 95 year old gangsters? i’m sure you can go to the island.

5 seconds later the book me i was stupid as hell. 😂

i hate to say it, i hope i don’t sound ridiculous, is mr. mitch their missing sibling?